pres. barbie, duh!

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first lady of crash out city, democratically elected by @keiphoria & mayor izuku midoriya.
23! dark content ahead. minors dni.
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Seeing Red

β€œBecause if I don’t fuck you,” he says, β€œThen I’m gonna strangle you. So which would you like?”

Joel’s sorry that your period sucks, but he's reached the end of his rope with your attitude. (6k)

Tags - 18+ smut, brat taming, blow jobs, face fucking, rough period sex, fingering, mating press, overstimulation and multiple orgasms, creampie, aftercare in the form of a shared bubble bath, all things periods and period symptoms so headaches, breast pain, cramps, irritability that reader takes out on Joel. You will feel so bad for being such a cunt to this man but he gets to fill two of your holes with his cum so it all kind of evens out. takes place in jackson Fic help - @beefrobeefcal @noxturnalpascal and @endlessthxxghts thank you all for being my compass and giving me direction and helping to make this fic perfect. I love you <3 A/N - if you're on your period, i'm sending you a hug <3 if you're not i'm hugging you too

I was reminded of my friend @covetyou's fic "Sleepless" which is a lovely piece of classic literature, just like the rest of her works, and I'd like to credit her for inspo. Thank you Lo πŸ€ŽπŸ©·πŸ’š

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β™‘ TW: nsfw
β™‘ FEM reader

Just thinking of those boyfriends who can’t stop furiously blushing and excusing themselves when the post-nut-clarity hits after they’ve made a downright fool of themselves in bed. They’re all like, β€œDon’t give me that look, that wasn’tβ€”y’know? I didn’t meanβ€”I don’t know where that came from.” After they’ve begged and whined to creampie you while rambling things like β€œM’gonna make you my babymamma, gonna knock yah upβ€”give you tripletsβ€”gonna babytrap yahβ€”yuhβ€”yeahβ€”gonna make you mineβ€”mhβ€”all mineβ€”my pretty little housewife forever!”

β™‘ BNHA – Bakugou, Deku, Denki, Kirishima, Hawks, Natsuo, Mirio β™‘ JJK – Nanami, Geto, Gojo, Naoya, Yuuta, Choso β™‘ HQ – Kageyama, Sugawara, Tanaka, Kuro, Bokuto, Iwaizumi, Sakusa, Miya twins β™‘ CSM – Denji β™‘ BLLK – Reo, Nagi, Isagi, Rin, Sae, Yukimiya, Karasu, Kunigami, Baro β™‘ AOT – Eren β™‘ DS – Akaza, Tomioka, Zenitsu, Sanemi β™‘ WB – Sakura, Umemiya, Togame

warbling gojo’s name as he watches you cum around his six inch fingers. <3

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β€œlookit you,” a smarmy voice coos. β€œsuch a sweet treat~”

He’s so rude β€˜n annoying and hot β€˜n fucking insufferableβ€”

β€œT-toruuu…” you’re whining against his still clothed shoulder, face riddled with shame at the feeling of your shorts ruffling around his restless hands, β€œstop teasinβ€™β€”β€œ

A violent gasp rattles the inside of your throat, tensing your grip around the white haired prick’s forearm exponentially as his fingers probe deeper and deeper.

β€œwhat’s that?” he drawls with an audible smirk.

You could feel his everythingβ€” each crook in his digits, those well-manicured fingernails that dig into the gummy depths of your cunt, the thickness of his fingertips as they continuously probe your poor, tortured g-spot.

β€œstop what?” his tone is unbothered, as though he’s posted up at the kitchen table reading a news article and not finger fucking his sweet little girlfriend into utmost stupidity. β€œwan’ me to stop movin’?”

He fucking giggles when you wail into his neck, begging and pleading for him to keep going and don’t you dare stopβ€”

β€œfu-uuck me…” if he tilted his neck just the slightest bit, he’d be gifted with the luxurious sight of your eyes, unfocused against him while your small, delicate brown hands massage blindly into his broad collarbones, β€œs’not fair, y-you” sniffle β€œy’still have clothes on!”

You’re draped over his hip, front pressed against his, legs spread wide enough to help you grind your throbbing clit into his palmβ€” which is large enough to cup your fat mound.

β€œSuch a brat,β€œ he accentuates his affectionate words with a spontaneous, jolt of his wristβ€” β€œM’ takin’ the time out my day to treat this slutty little cunt o’ yours and you’re worried about me?”

β€œIt’s,” your small, breathy voice trails off the further you bury your face into his shirt, inhaling his unique β€œGojo” scent. β€œβ€¦β€™s just embarrassing f’meβ€” l-least take off y’r mask o-or a ring or tw-oOH!”

The rude ass spread his fingers right at the crux of your spot, stirring up your insides with every scissor-like motion he could muster.

He could tell the very moment your brain had forgot about the topic at hand entirely.

Those beautiful earthy eyes turned glassy and distracted, your acrylics were practically clawing into the veins in his arms while those luscious thighs grew tighter and tighter around his waist, your mouth was dripping with drool and intelligible moansβ€”

God, your moans were so diverse; he loved them all.

The high pitched squeals, β€œβ€˜toru! s-slow, g’slowerβ€”!” β€œhold β€˜n!” β€œPlease! d’nwanna cum so soonβ€”β€œ

The low, helpless whines you graced him with the longer his wrist pounded against the bottom of your tummy, β€œcan’t…babyβ€” b-baby I-I can’tβ€”β€œ β€œw-why aren’t yβ€”?”

The silent ones were his favorite.

You always got this dumb look on your face; sometimes those pretty eyes would go wide in your desperate attempt to process all the pleasure he’s shoving down your throat giving youβ€” or other times, like now, those pretty eyes are scrunched up nice β€˜n tight while your mouth laid wide open in shock.

He loved bringing you back to to him by simply shoving a finger down your throat, watching you gag and tear up at the admittedly mean treatment before you begun pummeling him with your weak fists.

Rubbing and pinching at your tongue until your offended eyes caught his again was also entertaining.

But nothing topped the downright whoreish look in your eyes when he’d simply dip his neck down, held yours up in his hand and tongue-fucked you until your lips were swollen and shuddering into his mouth.

However, he’s a real busy man and he’s already made himself late for the monthly work meeting by giving you this muchβ€”

You jumped in his serpent-like grip, hands slipping a bit as they dug into the smooth fabric of his suitβ€”

β€œC’mon,” he goads, fast stroking hand just drenched in your precum, β€œspeak t’me baby, say it.”

It took everything in you to unclench your jaw.

β€œI… I-I’mβ€¦β€œ

β€œYou what? Wanna stop?”

A miserable sob racks your chest. β€œN-nooo, no, don’tβ€” ’m g’nna…”

β€œYou’re leaking down my arm,” his grin triggers another flood down his forearm, like he’s proud that you’re making a mess of his pretty, crisp suit. β€œy’gonna cum? hm? are ya?”

His fingers suddenly speed up, probing harder β€˜n faster at that gooey spot deep inside and making your pussy squelchβ€”

β€œAre ya?”

You’re bobbing your head into his neck, neck aching at the growing stiffness in the ribbons of your muscles, hands now practically glued to his arm as he keeps going and going.

β€œM-mHMβ€”!! I am! β€˜m-m’g’nna cream—” you’re sobbing into his ear.

The abrupt growl that rumbled in his throat tickled your nose.

β€œCream me, huh? You gonna make a mess of my hand?” His lingering hand came up and pulled out face out to meet his heavy gaze through his stupid mask, β€œwell, let’s see it, baby. can already feel you squeezin’ on me, so c’monβ€” wanna watch it drip.”

His tone turns a tad impish as he continues to plead, now pressing the hard flat of his palm deeper into your swollen little nubβ€” β€œyou’ll do that for me, yeah? Let me see my baby spillin’ all down my fingers before I gotta head back to work, yeah?”

The pace was set and vicious as ever when your face flooded with heat. β€œI’m,” sniff β€œIβ€” o-oh my god, β€˜toruβ€”β€œ

β€œβ€˜M here, right here, m’ always here now come onβ€” c’mon, give it t’me, gimme what I want...”

Both of your breaths grow frantic as the knot in your tummy tightens and tightens until it starts to hurtβ€”

β€˜t-to-oHβ€”ruuuβ€”!”

Your legs finally clamp around his waist, thick thighs an unmovable force against him while your hips jolt and mash into the white haired giant; meeting each knead of his grip with another belligerent gyration of your body.

β€œTheeere it is,” he grumbles with audible satisfaction, relishing the pressure you cinched around his fingers. β€œthat’s a good girl…”

He could feel his collar growing damp but he couldn’t afford to care when you looked so damn cuteβ€” tear tracks growing on each of your cheeks while your body finally collapsed into his arms, lips puffy and swollen from the grip of your teeth…

You looked absolutely ruined.

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Night(wing) Crawler - G.S.

Synopsis. Trapped with a too-smug, too-handsome Nightwing by the very same villains you were trying to swindle was not how you planned to spend your night. Luckily for you, Gojo can think of a much better way to pass the time.

Pairing. Gojo Satoru x Reader

Content. MDNI, fem! anti-hero!reader, Nightwing! Gojo, BATMAN AU, enemies-to-Iovers, forced proximity, pΓ­ning, MARATHONS, manhandIing, Gojo goes FΓ‰RAL, overstΓ­m, he is BIG, making it fit, cervΓ­x kΓ­ssing, tummy buIges, BREΓ‰DING, RIPPING suits, spΓ­tting, cΓΊmplay, chokΓ­ng, arguing during it, PÚSSYDRÚNK GOJO, matΓ­ng presses, making Gojo CRY, oraI (f + m rec.), p talking, breaking furniture, Red Hood! Geto cameo, slight vioIence, pet names, swΓ©aring.

Word count. 10.4k

A/N. *evil laughs* I just had to.

β€œYou.”

β€œYou.”

β€œEnchantΓ©, sweetheart.” And Gojo - oh, it’s so undeniably Gojo Satoru’s sapphire gaze behind that satiny mask - tilts over his tall, bubbling glass of champagne towards you with the cockiest of winks. A wink.Β 

Your teeth set on edge - out of all the pompous, boorish high society balls that he could crash undercover, it just had to be the one that you were planning to heist.Β 

And by the most pompous, boorish hero of all.Β 

If looks could kilI, then you’d be upturning Gojo’s grave to finish him off yourself already.Β 

β€œDidn’t think you were one for masquerade balls.” He’s leaning in to brush off an invisible piece of lint from your shoulder, words coming out in scorching hot puffs against your ear. Low, hoarse. β€œChanged much during your lil’ vacation, hm? How is the Gotham State Penitentiary this time of year?”

β€œOh, I don’t know. How’s the hottest one of the Bat Family doing?” You’re sniping back, head cocked innocently. Silent for just how long it takes for Gojo’s eyes to widen, breath to hitch- β€œY’know…Toji Fushiguro. How’s Batman doing, Nightwing?”

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like β€œoh okay”

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Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

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wc. 0.5k

i think we as a community need to talk more abt how caleb can't say no to mc....... he's such a lost cause.

caleb was strong-willed, disciplined, and unshakable in the face of countless challenges. he had trained for years to resist temptation, to hold his ground, to never let his emotions dictate his actions.

but you?

you were his one and only weakness.

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make him lose his cool.

suggestive and sexual content. mdni, ageless blogs dni.

xia yi zhou / caleb x reader.

cw. drabble (~1k wc, written in one sitting. ignore any typos.) no sex, but caleb popping a boner like a victorian man. afab reader (that also wears bras). mc=reader.

"caleb is an ass man!" "no, he likes tits!"

personally, i think caleb would have a near panic attack upon seeing your shoulder, elbow, or ankle.

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