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@serpentoftroy

full-time corinthian apologist β€’ 18+

i know i joke about the corinthian a lot but can we just stop and take a moment to think about how fucking terrifying he is?? like picture this for me right now

you're an old fisherman and you're sitting on the docks of ancient corinth in the 8th century bc. it's midnight and you're preparing for an early start the next morning, untangling your fishing nets and sharpening your harpoons. you think you're the only one on the beach, and rightfully so at this hour, until you see a dark figure making its way down the dock in the far distance. the dim lamplight doesn't extend far enough from the city's shore to illuminate it and while it looks like a person, an inexplicable dread fills you. its strides are too attractively long. its steps too uniform.

a newly made corinthian is learning to walk like man, so that he may better hunt you in the future.

hello my beautiful husband i love you

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hello everybody please look at my lovely husband, he also loves the corinthian very much because he is our son

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