and there will be no templars to tear them apart

"don't worry, i've no interest in your hairy arse!" he lied, like a liar

KINGDOM COME: DELIVERANCE (2018) -> Next to Godliness (+ Foreshadowing)

as a blacksmith’s son Henry can pull out teeth. also i got my wisdom tooth removed yesterday and i’m still suffering

that’s it. that’s the whole post

Henry going absolutely feral insane chewing on the bars of his prison cell at Istvan

perfect meme for him

If these two had a credo, it would definitely sound like this:

kingdom cum delivery

"O what can ail thee, knight-at-arms,"

I find it very funny how everyone in Mass Effect makes a big deal about the Spectres being agents beyond the law. The Council's brutal pragmatists who will do whatever it takes. People with no oversight, no consequences, the dark agents who answer to no one but themselves -

And then in ME3 they just go ahead and recruit Kaidan. Kaidan. The man Udina describes as 'incorruptible.' The guy whose whole shtick is that he doesn't think anyone in authority, be it Vyrnnus or Shepard or himself, has a right to throw out the book and seek results at any cost. That guy. Kaidan 'canonically agonises over doing the right thing' Alenko. The Council really said 'we have constructed an elite team of agents who will use any means to secure their ends and also this big sweetheart who finds that very idea abhorrent.' Spectre agents years after the Reaper war get a cold chill down their spines when they realise they're going to have to work with Spectre Alenko, because they know he will call them on their bullshit in the nicest way possible.

Don't get me wrong, he deserves it and he's probably the best thing to ever happen to the Spectres. I just find it very amusing.

What would I do without you?

You’ll never find out.

finally rounded out my bioware experience by playing MELE — mshenko is my kind of mutual pining slowburn~

did it suddenly get warmer in here?

shoutout to all the shepards who have sick ass tattoos and scars all over them.

alistair ft. philomena cunk

oh so this so-called herald of andraste can blow up the entire temple of sacred ashes with the divine still inside, but when i, anders—