Avatar

Shadow Milk Cookie!

@shadow-milk-bookie / shadow-milk-bookie.tumblr.com

LITERALLY Shadow Milk Cookie :3 Pv hate page ^^ DNI FUCKASS NILLY. I HATE YOU.
PostsLikesFollowing
Avatar
alien-from-the-stars11 asked:

I asked Burning Spice Boobie this question, but idk if he might lie so I'm asking you. Since Burning Spice hate being bored and your like, a jester (a very stinky one, but still a jester), have you ever entertained Burning Spice like a jester would. Or entertained him in, other ways? (freaky)

Avatar

Yesss :3

I’d say I’m a pretty good jester and i LOVE entertaining Spicy! He’s a good audience, very attentive :3 especially in the tree! When you take a man who will get bored in seconds and lock him up in a tree for YEARS, he gets a bit restless! It was rather fun!!!

As for the second part of your question, about my…..other ways.. of entertaining my dearest Spicy. That is NONE of your business… but I would say I’m rather skilled :3

#pure vanilla being dead#shadow milk cookie#shadowspice#burningmilk#cookie run#burning spices ginormous hot delicious delectable scrumptious yummy wonderful long girthy sexy handsome spicy amazing extra long cock
Avatar
Reblogged
Avatar

Ok. Hm. Where to start.

BURNING DID YOU TELL CANDY TO DO THIS. SHE HANDED ME A BOWL OF GRAPES IN MILK AND CALLED IT “EXTRA WASHED GRAPES”. DID YOU TELL HER TO DO THIS. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

SHE TOLD ME SHE SAW LATTE COOKIE DOING IT WHEN SHE WAS SPREADING THAT RUMOR ABOUT HER, BUT I SEVERELY DOUBT IT. ARE YOU BEHIND THIS. IM ABOUT TO VOMIT. THIS IS SO GROSS.

Avatar

No actually I didn’t 🙄 Buttttt on a side note you should at least try itttt 😇😇

Avatar

No. I will try NOTHING that resembles anything you would eat.

#burning spice is fucking UGLY
Avatar
Reblogged
Avatar

Pure Vanilla being dead.

Avatar

SHADOW WE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

Avatar

WHY. WHY ARE WE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL?

Avatar

YOUR IN LABOR.

Avatar

……………

IM NOT FUCKING PREGNANT.

I CANT GO INTO LABOUR IF IM NOT PREGNANT. I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

Avatar

Lulu Cookie: “Shadow milk why are you standin’ over a puddle? Did you pee yerself or somethin’?”

Sugared peach cookie: “sister I believe that is his broken water”

Lulu Cookie: “oh shit…OH SHIT! We need to get his ass to the hospital!”

Avatar

NONONO I JUST….. SPILLED SOMETHING! YEAH! I WAS HOLDING A GLASS OF WATER AND THEN BURNING CAME IN AND IT SCARED ME AND I DROPPED IT!!! MY WATER DID NOT BREAK.

Avatar

Sugared peach cookie: *Already putting him in the car to go to the hospital* That last sentence implies that, despite your claims of your womb being empty, you have water to break, Prego boy

Lulu cookie: *wheeze* “Prego boy”

Avatar

STOP STOP STOP!!!

I AM NOT PREGNANT AND I NEVER HAVE BEEN!!! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS CRUELTY!!!

LET ME OUT OF THIS SILLY AUTOMOBILE!!! I DO NOT NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!

Avatar
Reblogged
Avatar

Pure Vanilla being dead.

Avatar

SHADOW WE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

Avatar

WHY. WHY ARE WE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL?

Avatar

YOUR IN LABOR.

Avatar

……………

IM NOT FUCKING PREGNANT.

I CANT GO INTO LABOUR IF IM NOT PREGNANT. I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

Avatar

Lulu Cookie: “Shadow milk why are you standin’ over a puddle? Did you pee yerself or somethin’?”

Sugared peach cookie: “sister I believe that is his broken water”

Lulu Cookie: “oh shit…OH SHIT! We need to get his ass to the hospital!”

Avatar

NONONO I JUST….. SPILLED SOMETHING! YEAH! I WAS HOLDING A GLASS OF WATER AND THEN BURNING CAME IN AND IT SCARED ME AND I DROPPED IT!!! MY WATER DID NOT BREAK.

#pure vanilla being dead
Avatar
alien-from-the-stars11 asked:

Got your husband banned from every KFC in the universe cuz Golden Cheese payed me (Pure Vanilla also encouraged it)

Also do you need help around the house? For a pregnant person about to give birth soon I'm pretty sure your tired

Avatar

There is SO much wrong with this.

FIRST OF ALL, Burning has been banned from KFC MANYYYYY times before and trust me it NEVER stops him

And secondly, I AM NOT PREGNANT! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM PREGNANT. I AM NOT PREGNANT.

#pure vanilla being dead#shadow milk cookie#cookie run kingdom#i hate pv#shadowspice#burningmilk#cookie run#burning spice cookie#burning spice x shadow milk
Avatar
Reblogged
Avatar

LOOK WHAT I SAWW TODAY IN SHADOW'S ROOM, ISNT IT SO CUTE?? (dont ask how I got this pic or why it looks like its from a security camera)

Avatar

HOW DID YOU SEE THAT. YOU WERENT MEANT TO SEE THAT. STOP THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

THAT ISNT REAL. THIS IS FALSE. SHHHHHHHHH

Avatar

HEHEHH YOUU PUT OUR PLUSSHHIEEESS TOGETHERRR ON YOUR BEEDDDD

Avatar

NOOOOO I DIDNNTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS PHOTOSHOP!!! STOP IT!!!

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.