the shy one hides his face

kitty need blunt NOW

i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

a greeting of agreement from my fellow caucasian.

we are the KKK and we are going to murder you and your entire family

i love comparing pokédex entries for the same mon between different games bc almost all of them will be very brief, matter-of-fact, purely scientific without any first person pronouns or personal information about the author. and then you get to the legends arceus entries and laventon’s writing stuff like ‘ngl i still don’t understand this species’ ‘i tried petting this pokémon once and it bit me’ ‘i live in fear of this thing’ ‘man i miss galar. who said that’

who else is doing it like him

Sometimes you just gotta let an email sit in your inbox until you’re confident your reply won’t start with “listen bitch”

POV you're eating fries and there's a lil guy who wants you to share.

"and I get to what, fuck the dog?" Going right into the lexicon as a phrase I cannot use ever in front of people

The liberal redditor knows no limits on political protest

i love it… white boxers, a cat… everything

Sky Pillar

This boy will rest his head on your foot if you ignore him long enough when he's begging for food. It's very cute but his head is fuckin heavy

fuck i think this is the funniest community

i love being friends with old men