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This too shall pass but like holy fuck

DONT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE IT CREATES AMMONIA GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!

Customer: I’M A PROFESSIONAL FISHERMAN AND I FISH FOR TUNA ALL OVER THE WORLD DMV: I GOOGLED HIM, HE IS AND HE DOES Verdict: DENIED

smells like leaf

Doppleganger by Naomi Klein

Reaaaally fucked up how you need to do more than one thing a day

You can eat a cucumber slice. You can think about poetry, or Silent Hill. You can be in love.

I think that's it.

can i get a transcript on this fucking video

shaggy: “hey scwoob what is yer favorite things to do on tha weekends?” scooby doo: SNIFFSNIFFSNIFNFFNISNSRUHUHHUHHHUHHSNIFFSNIFFRUHHUHHRRUHRRUH

Where do you fucking find this shit

the moulting weaner has a joyous demeanor

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "vewn" you'll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i really like it here. i wish i didn't have to leave.

my buddy pacing the city: ☹︎♓︎⧫︎⧫︎●︎♏︎ 👌︎◆︎■︎■︎⍓︎ ☞︎□︎□︎ ☞︎□︎□︎ ✋︎ ♎︎□︎■︎’⧫︎ ⬥︎♋︎■︎⧫︎ ⧫︎□︎ ⬧︎♏︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ 💧︎♍︎□︎□︎◻︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ◆︎◻︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♐︎♓︎♏︎●︎♎︎ ❍︎♓︎♍︎♏︎ ✌︎■︎♎︎ ♌︎□︎◻︎◻︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎❍︎ □︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♒︎♏︎♋︎♎︎

i personally think 'you will have less bananas and hamburgers but you will never be in danger of eviction and homelessness or have to pay medical bills and will be able to spend less time working and have more control over the work that you do' is a pretty compelling pitch for most people. Banana Product is simply not the most pressing concern in most people's lives

ex-ZA/UM members announce they're working on a cartoon about a pansexual and asexual being roommates called All or Nothing

starting a collection of people who obliterate their food in impossible ways.

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

Blorbaux from my tapestries