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Orion, Sirius, Mars, Pleiades
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Wait this is literally a bomb ass drawing of that one post,,,
This one
I love it it’s perfect
My cat can open her jaw wider than I can open mine.
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monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you
like……… look at this face
UNREAL
dilute black (blue) tortoiseshell with low white spotting
Source: x.com
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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve
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Ever needed to hear about mad dad birds with enormous feet? Try THESE on for size:
What’s that you say? These are clearly the feet of a dinosaur, not a bird? WHY NOT BOTH?
This is Australia’s very own dinosaur, the second-largest bird in the world, the emu. Say hi!
They roam around Australia making ‘wonk-wonk’ noises under their breath and glaring at everything. And the dads take care of the babies! They sit on the eggs…
They look after the tiny stripey adorable things….
They look after the less tiny less adorable things…
And they even look after the great big menacing things that are almost as big as they are.
But here’s the catch. All emus look pretty much alike. Especially when you are a tiny stripey adorable thing. All you can see of your dad is is great big dinosaur feet (see picture #1). So there is one very unrealistic thing about all the adorable terrifying dinosaur family photos above:
I have never seen an emu family in the wild where all the babies are the same size.
Here is the reason!
Emu dad and his emu babies are roaming about wonking and glaring at everyone. Suddenly emu dad sees another emu dad! A threat!
Emu dads do some display threats with dancing and bouncing and fluffing and… look, it’s very serious business, okay?
If this does not work to see off one emu they might progress to actual fighting.
Oops, sorry, you wanted the dignified version. Here, have some ART:
MAGNIFICENT.
Either way, this encounter will end up with one or both adult emus zooming away as fast as he can run. This is very fast.
This is the other thing they do besides wonking and glaring, by the way. They run. Fear the running emu.
Anyway, this leaves all the tiny and medium-sized and semi-large stripey things milling around making confused tiny “cheep? wonk?” noises and basically just following whichever pair of large feet they can find.
HI DAD
And so mostly when you see a male emu with a gaggle of youngsters at heel, they are all different sizes. Who knows whose they are? Not him! But he’s going to look after them anyway.
Fear him.
Human Pet Guy is actually just a natural extreme in the evolution of a fetish porn author b/c it's a very well know fact that if you write a lot of fetish porn, you will inevitably end up writing a story that is basically "Fetish World: the World where everyone does my Fetish" and that's all fun and games but if you're a huge nerd (likely) you'll probably end up asking yourself how Fetish World could even be possible when obviously it would be impossible in the current sociopolitical order so now you're walking through all the political and economic changes that would be possible to enable Fetish World and before you know it you've spent way more time on worldbuilding than you have on writing the actual porn. Cybersmith simply takes this one step further. He thought through all the steps needed to make Fetish World possible and then decided those steps made enough sense that he would go out of his way to advocate for the creation of Fetish World in real life which is, and I really cannot emphasize this enough, completely fucking insane. It's such a funny concept honestly like imagine if someone read a bunch of Omegaverse fanfic and then went on Shark Tank to pitch them on bioengineering men who can get ass pregnant
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I like to collect headlines that read like a time traveler’s last desperate gambit at fixing reality
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Today I was chatting with two guys and mentioned I was aroace. It went a little something like this.
A: wtf is that
B: it means she’s not attracted to people in that way
A: bro you can’t just not pick a side, that’s crazy
B: nah, it just means she’s spectator mode
A: OHHH IT MAKES SENSE NOW
I have never felt more validated or laughed so hard
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[Video description: A classical musician in hanfu absolutely shredding while on a small boat floating down a river. End description.]
#craving a wuxia type story of a travelling bard that has a reputation of being cursed or working with demons#but shes just nosy and pisses people off on purpose to make them drop their guards so she can upend their whole world n find rot underneath#and she does this while being sloppy and poorly mannered on purpose#but also extremely badass and elegant when she needs to get shit done#and she ALWAYS makes a fucking Entrance wherever she goes#shes the bad guy#most people know if you let her into your village she'll bring destruction in her wake#but the people who REALLY know know that the change she brings is usually for the better#like the death tarot card#.........HEY SOMEBODY WITH MORE TALENT THAN ME- (via @spookymodernjazz)
HELP I NEED THIS TOO
"absolutely shredding" does not at all convey that she is playing "Bad Guy" by billie eilish on her electric sanxian
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Collected Work In Progress pics from The Studio Project.
Really proud of this double cabinet/drawers arrangement. Everything is bolted to the walls for safety, there's braces between the cabinets and drawers and that gap lets me reach the Outlet.
Special thanks to @xiaq and @hellenhighwater for sharing their kickass house projects and giving me the initiative to do mine.
Next wall in progress!!
That little table is mostly there so it's not underfoot, but I am pleased that it fits so nicely in that gap.
Doors on and cords managed! Onto the final wall!
Final cabinet! (ignore the blood)
Herschel and Mochi are helping me break down the cardboard Soni can use it to smother the thistles out in the yard!
1. This is why I bolted absolutely everything to the wall. I have a bowling ball with a mountaineering hobby.
2. Studio corner one and studio corner two (there will be more pillows as soon as the cases get out of the wash because I often work on the floor for the benefit of my back)
Mom will come on Thursday to help me make one final modification to the table (so I can open/close the windows) and then I can move all my crap back in!!
...The Next Phase Begins.
All Hail Our Holy Substance Of Modge Podge (more elements will be added to the plain paper)
MORE
Also a pink mothman plushie that was originally for my niece but I really like it so maybe I will acquire a second one for her.
Collage!!
Probably going to add smth to the Sakura but I need to figure out what.
The Birds, The Bees and The Whatever The Fuck The Mushrooms Are Doing
Put up the wall pieces that my art friend who was downsizing her studio gave me! They're tiny quilts mounted on frames!
Second cabinet done! These shelves are orchids, DNA and the Tarot!
DAWN OF THE FINAL CABINET:
Deciding what the theme papers are going to be but it needs to dry while I'm doing that.
Mom helped me convert the studio closet into a proper storage closet for April Fools!
All of this is recycled wood from my parents various home remodeling projects, and the middle shelf is older than I am. Which means Mom hung onto that board for 35+ years and THREE DIFFERENT HOUSES before it finally saw use today, which has vindicated every instinct we both had about hoarding art and home supplies.
So remember how I mentioned that an artist friend of mine was moving to Santa Fe and wanted to downsize her studio?
I was her unwitting mark.
I am very grateful for all this, but also.
Ma'am. I have a ten by ten cube. I'm not sure this is going to FIT.