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bring his ass to a simmer
yes, maillard
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Ya es primaveraaa chamoo 🌸🌱🌼
Being a chlorokinetic that's allergic to pollen is the equivalent of God giving you the middle finger
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caught up on bobs burgers and i miss my family
This is making me emotional
Anonymous asked:
Before getting expiremented on by his father, what did Alucard look like? (Hair, eyes, skin) And which parent does he resemble the most? Ever thought about that?
VERY interesting question and you're in luck because I have (somewhat) thought about it.
SO Alucard’s father began experimenting on him from a fairly young age, so his mutations started to happen when he was a child. In our AU his father is white and his mother is black, and Alucard tends to take after his mother (and specifically he looks the most like his aunt, his mothers younger sister).
I was talking about this with @kuzuuzuu and we remembered a while back he'd drawn what Alucard would look like if he'd never been experimented on, so he decided to give that doodle a quick update:
His skin didn’t lighten or really lose pigmentation as a result of his mutation, it just took on a much colder purple/blue. His eyes did lighten from dark brown to pale lilac, and he’s very sensitive to light as a result (hence the sunglasses, though he also wears them for cosmetic reasons and cuz he knows his eyes might look unsettling to some people). His hair didn't change much but it does have a bluer undertone post-mutation as well.
Fun fact his blood is also more purple/cold toned darker red than normal human blood.
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Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re
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Anonymous asked:
Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.
very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
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One thing that the internet isn't lying about is how many people in the real world use and try to get you to use chat gpt
My supervisor, my manager, my therapist, my aunt.... And then people have the audacity to say stuff like "I think people from our generation are against it because it's so new and it could really change the way our whole society operates" is that not alarming to you...... I want to think for myself and also not kill the planet thanks you
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Anonymous asked:
i love you knight and would never rp fight you!:) *knife behind my back*
*Slithers under you’re legs like a snaike and grabs their knife* Nice try , but your gotta be an honest fighter … *STABS IT INTO YOU’RE FUCKING JUGGALO VEIN AND WATCHES YOUR LIFEFORCE SPRAY FROM YOUR NECK
oceanicgf
what the fuck is a juggalo vein
twistedhellknight52
Your dont wanna blead from it its in your neck …
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“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself
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Everything is transgender everybody transgender
Sorry the article title is even funnier
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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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does it have to involve radiation
someone tell Elon that all the cool gamers put cesium-136 in their energy drinks. He'll do the rest on his own
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greatest philosophical questions of the century: are children's cartoons politically significant? do audiobooks count as reading? is booktok destroying women's brains? are a middle class americans the most oppressed group of all time? who's stupider: children or schools? is sexual inexperience the truest sin? are pad users more oppressed than tampon users? should people eat quinoa specifically if we ignore all other foods on earth? is taylor swift underrated or overrated? is it pedophilia to dress stupid? is intra lgbt community slur reclaiming okay? does autism stop you from going to the club? is being a misogynist actually more progressive than not being a misogynist? france? should people who don't like spoilers be killed on the street or should people who say spoilers be killed on the street? is calling something gross fascism except when i do it? is it more progressive to be bilingual? among others
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Everything written on “Female autism” is amazing like we just put 293638363836 trillion dollars into our study that concluded women are more often forced to abide by social rules and act palatable than men. Shocking stuff