boregar

so with computer disks, in the late 80s and early 90s, it wasn't uncommon to have a PC with ala 5.25" floppy and a 3.5" hard

"I'm a shrinker, not a thinker 😎"

do something cringe on purpose today

for example, i referred to a post of mine as a "slonk"

<in the voice of Steve from Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs> Gooning!

if the heavens ever did squeak she's the last true mousepiece

eggnog baptism

this just in: steve irwin dead, stung by astral stingray, ascends to turbo-heaven

Affinity for snow-covered horsemanship

Jorts Costanza

hurfm.

local news stories got me thinking we aren't safe in buildings because a car hits one every other day not safe in cars because jesus h christ people can't drive not safe in the water because holy crap a lot people have been drowning around here lately safety is 25 feet above us or maybe it's actually six feet below heaven has got to be further above that and hell is surely not far below

beating the fat dick allegations

We howl at it's absence.

i'm taco bell

and bitch?

you're wendy's

we must send the peanut man to war