Shitty Marble Hornets AUs

au where this blog's mod replaces jay for every entry except the one where he dies. therefore jay still dies but mod goes off and survives.

Marble Hornets AU where Hoody is just on a skateboard the whole time inexplicably and his death is replaced by him failing to do a kickflip, falling off and smacking his head off the ground. In all of the scenes of Brian from before the events of the series, he is instead always riding a scooter.

AU where Alex just collects bratz dolls and every entry is just him showing his collection or a new bratz doll he got

au where everything is pretty much the same but the only reason why slenderman is tormenting everyone is because they owe him money

Marble Hornets AU where The Operator is very clearly just some guy on stilts and he doesn't disrupt technology, any distortion sounds are just him making noises with his mouth when anybody gets close to him.

Marble hornets but in entry 71 during that 33 minute period Jay and alex fucked

More on the AU where Tim has an emotional support cat:

•When he's Masky, the cat still (tries to) follow him around

•Usually stays in the car while Tim and Jay investigate stuff

•Hoodie sometimes plays with it when Tim is at work/asleep etc

•It gets really attached to Jay when Tim starts working with him and hotel hop (Jay's at first a bit annoyed but eventually also relies on it for emotional support too (esp after entry 72))

Marble Hornets au but they all start slowly transitioning into women.

Marble hornets au where they have to collect all the marbles and run from the hornets

Au where Jay starts every single video with 'whats up guys, it's Jay Merrick, back at it again with another YouTube video! Don't forget to hit. That. Subscribe button! Now, onto the video' and shitty EDM music

au where everything is the same but Dwayne the rock Johnson is edited onto every rock and allmight's head is edited onto the operator

Marble Hornets AU where it's exactly the same but Jay's shoelaces are untied at least once per entry and he has to stop to tie them.

Marble hornets AU where Tim got Sonjj-ed

(He has lollypops instead of cigs)

Au where everything is the same except Jay is a fly with a miniature camera and he speaks in nothing but buzzes that everyone understands and thinks is completely normal.

Au where Alex, Jay and Brian all rise from the dead in a secret new Entry #88 and randomly pounce on Tim as he’s trying to enjoy a new regular life away from his past but instead of attacking him they all perform a Thriller-Style flashmob like how all the characters start dancing at the end of family films. As the credits roll, Tim is completely tweaking and having a nightmare of a time whilst everyone is unphased by his less-than-jolly mental state. The last shot we see is him being dragged into the woods against his will by Alex, Brian and Jay who are all highfiving and chest-bumping and having a good time as Tim claws at anything, deliriously screaming.

Marble Hornets but Tim slowly starts turning into a monstrous bug and the others treat him as if it’s somehow his fault by locking him in his room.