almost forgot to wish everyone a very unhappy Well, Thomas Becket, are you satisfied? I am naked at your tomb and your monks are coming to flog me. What an end to our story! You, rotting in this tomb, larded with my barons' dagger thrusts, and I, naked, shivering in the draughts, and waiting like an idiot for those brutes to come and thrash me. How cold it was the last time we two met! It's funny, it's always been cold, in our story. Save at the beginning, when we were friends... Wednesday

conservative christians are so annoying because they want to be persecuted for their religion desperately but they live in the most aggressively christian place on earth. so they'll be like "I can't believe you hate me for being christian" and you'll respond "no I don't care what your religion is, I was raised protestant just like everyone else around here, I hate you because you voted for a fascist who wants to kill everyone I love and start world war three" and they'll just keep on with "why do you hate me for being christian" "I literally don't, it's the fascism thing. I'm going to stop speaking with you." "you can try to punish me for my faith but I will never abandon the LORD." "good for you keep it up but could you stop voting for fascists while you do that." "this is just like when the romans fed us to lions."

rain doggo 

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golden retrievers are still the only breed i’ve ever worked with that go absolutely WILD with excitement for the rain most dogs tolerate it, some hate it, but golden retrievers, man. they’re on another level

lost in the sauce

he flat

wet beast wednesday

Baby, I'm standing at the great abyss of love and...and I'm teeterin'!

lots of posts ask about your favorite music, but i wanna know who's on your "do not play this artist" list. go my hater nation*

* if you respond with something stupid like "every rapper ever," i'm stealing something out of your house

I still want to do a How Many Of My 100 Favorite Movies Have You Seen quiz but I stalled out after coming up with ~55 films

I have seen more than 850 films according to Letterboxd, and I currently have 65 for a potential Top 100. Am I being too selective? Am I a fake cinephile?

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

I'm singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain, What a glorious feelin', I'm happy again.

Singin' in the Rain (1952) dir. Stanley Donen & Gene Kelly

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

It’s 1:45 a.m. and I’ve gotten next to no sleep because it is 78F/26C in my apartment and the air conditioning is not working 🙃🙃🙃

It’s still just as hot, so I’m presuming maintenance didn’t come. I talked to someone in the leasing office, who contacted maintenance, who said it that broken air conditioning isn’t an emergecy unless it is at least 80F/27C in the apartment. It’s been this hot for well over 24 hours now but fuck me I guess.

Mythbusters is great because Adam Savage will be like “Could Sir Arthur have built a surface to air missile with Middle Ages technology? Probably not. Anyway here’s how to make a bomb.” And Jamie will be like “If all goes well this will not blow up instantly and kill us.” And the three other guys are trying to see if you could kill a person by throwing an egg really fast.