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Variety: ‘ER’ and ‘The Pitt’ Star Noah Wyle Plays Operation except it’s just him messing with this glasses
I wanna hit him with a fly swatter BE STILL
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Busy Bee
parings. jack abbot x wife!reader
summary. you and your son take a trip to the pitt after an encounter with a bee. unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, your husband's working.
warnings. age gap (jack mid/late 40s, reader late 20s early 30s), reader is allergic to bees, overprotective!jack, boy-dad!jack, typical hospital setting, no death, hurt/comfort but mainly comfort, other pitt characters, let me know if there's anything else!
notes. local boy dad truther hopped into the pitt fandom, but this popped into my mind and I haven't been able to let it go. these will probably be a set of drabbles and one-shots if it gets enough traction, but please enjoy and any feedback is appreciated! also I am not a medical professional, but I tried my best to sound realistic.
wc. 2700+
“We got a woman in her late twenties to early thirties, went into anaphylactic shock at the park due to a suspected bee sting. Vitals stabalized after we gave her Epi, but the swelling in her throat and the hives covering her chest, neck and arms is pretty extensive.”
Just another normal day in the Pitt.
“It is starting to be that season,” Dr. McKay said lightly as she did her own assessment while a few interns watched, “Did she have anyone with her? Who called?”
The EMT gave a small gesture to her partner who was walking in behind them with a small boy, maybe five or six, who looked worried. “Couple of joggers passed them and found him with her failed EpiPen, they called after that.”
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pathetic simon… do you think he gets annoyed when you push him off when he comes home all sweaty and icky. you shove him into the shower, and this idiot tries to drag you in too.
he’d be such a sucker for seeing you mess around and dress up in his uniform too, your hair all slicked back into a (messy) bun, as you pretend to salute him and walk around marching like an idiot.
I can picture it so clearly!
Simon's home, one heavy boot in, and suddenly you're in front of him, palm out to stop him and going "shower" because he's sooo disgusting he would go lay in bed with the uniform just to grin when you whine. boots in bed!! outrageous
and when you don't hear him arriving, having a snack in the kitchen by yourself? he would wrap his arms around you, all sticky with sweat and smelly, because he's just a man™ so you push him, groaning all the way to the bathroom
the way that man would carry you over his shoulder and just get in the shower with all your clothes on... he'd be so silly
and about his uniform? you're not lucky. honestly, you usually force him to wait until it's clean because you're not wearing that, but he would pout so so so much, puppy eyes, (feigned) snotty nose if necessary, and you just couldn't say no. how could you?
so naturally, Simon has at least a dozen videos of you pretending to be him, marching around the house, giving him very exaggerated salutes and even photos of you posing with his favorite rifle (don't worry, it's unloaded!) bc he thinks it's hilarious it's nearly as tall as you are
BOOTS IN BED IS OUTRAGEOUS
i’d kick him out the house yall im not even lying to you rn 🙏
imagine that’s the photo he keeps in his wallet, the one of you with the rifle and now anyone who has ever accidentally witnessed it thinks he’s fraternising with someone in his team LOL
wait wait
he has one picture of you hugging a plushie he got for you (baker series wink) tucked in his helmet and that one of you in uniform in his wallet, and people who don't know it's you in both think he's cheating on you w someone from his team
YES YES YE DUEYEHEH
and one day when you finally meet the team, Gaz and Soap give eachother a look before they sit you down and go, “by any chance do you happen to know girl’s who are soldiers..?”
And you look confused, because why would you know that. But then you giggle, randomly oit of now where laughing about that one time you tried his outfit on.
My lord they let out the biggest sigh of relief while you’re just like.. what?
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pathetic simon… do you think he gets annoyed when you push him off when he comes home all sweaty and icky. you shove him into the shower, and this idiot tries to drag you in too.
he’d be such a sucker for seeing you mess around and dress up in his uniform too, your hair all slicked back into a (messy) bun, as you pretend to salute him and walk around marching like an idiot.
I can picture it so clearly!
Simon's home, one heavy boot in, and suddenly you're in front of him, palm out to stop him and going "shower" because he's sooo disgusting he would go lay in bed with the uniform just to grin when you whine. boots in bed!! outrageous
and when you don't hear him arriving, having a snack in the kitchen by yourself? he would wrap his arms around you, all sticky with sweat and smelly, because he's just a man™ so you push him, groaning all the way to the bathroom
the way that man would carry you over his shoulder and just get in the shower with all your clothes on... he'd be so silly
and about his uniform? you're not lucky. honestly, you usually force him to wait until it's clean because you're not wearing that, but he would pout so so so much, puppy eyes, (feigned) snotty nose if necessary, and you just couldn't say no. how could you?
so naturally, Simon has at least a dozen videos of you pretending to be him, marching around the house, giving him very exaggerated salutes and even photos of you posing with his favorite rifle (don't worry, it's unloaded!) bc he thinks it's hilarious it's nearly as tall as you are
BOOTS IN BED IS OUTRAGEOUS
i’d kick him out the house yall im not even lying to you rn 🙏
imagine that’s the photo he keeps in his wallet, the one of you with the rifle and now anyone who has ever accidentally witnessed it thinks he’s fraternising with someone in his team LOL
wait wait
he has one picture of you hugging a plushie he got for you (baker series wink) tucked in his helmet and that one of you in uniform in his wallet, and people who don't know it's you in both think he's cheating on you w someone from his team
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THE BLUE HOUR
pairings: jack abbot x poc!reader
warnings: age gap; medical inaccuracies; angst
summary: jack has been avoiding you during a mass casualty event, you have had no time to process your feelings when things come alight.
authors note: please don’t come at me with my medical inaccuracies; this was not beta read; this was not edited so give me a break pls; thank you for reading and enjoy!
please reblog, comment and follow! i would really appreciate it :))
word count: 1.3k
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Abbot was avoiding you and with effort as he dodged you between patients, monitoring the chaos and acting accordingly. He’s been distant. It’s not out of the normal for him to be reserved but not like this. You gave up after the fourth hour. There were more important things at risk than your relationship.
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Right Place, Right Time
pairing: off-duty Dr. Jack Abbot x F!Doctor!Reader genre: crack meets cozy, meet-cute(ish), mutual pining summary: Your first day off in weeks was supposed to be quiet. Instead, you ended up chasing down a purse thief at the farmers market—armed with nothing but a butternut squash. Luckily, Abbot was right behind you. word count: 1.3k a/n: can you tell I watch kdramas - ft. vigilante vegetables, Abbot’s quiet awe, and one shared squash. also I just realized that Shawn Hatosy was in The Faculty, all childhood crushes lead to home
It was your first day off in weeks. The kind of day where you’d promised yourself you’d sleep in, stay in bed, maybe make pancakes. Instead, your eyes snapped open at 6:47 AM. No alarm, no notification, no reason. Just muscle memory and a brain that refused to shut up.
After 45 minutes of staring at the ceiling, three failed attempts at meditation, and a solid internal debate about whether watching trauma compilation videos on YouTube counted as self-sabotage, you decided to go for a walk.
The farmers market felt like a good idea—low stakes, decent people watching, maybe a loaf of bread or something overly artisanal involving lavender and eucalyptus.
You were about halfway through your second lap past the honey stand when you heard it: a woman’s shout, followed by a blur of motion out of the corner of your eye. A man sprinted past, clutching a purse.
You blinked. Looked at the stunned woman.
And took off running.
In hindsight, it was a terrible idea. You had no backup, no plan, and you were wearing your least aerodynamic hoodie. But something primal kicked in, motivated mostly by the audacity of men in today’s age, and your feet were already moving.
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pathetic simon… do you think he gets annoyed when you push him off when he comes home all sweaty and icky. you shove him into the shower, and this idiot tries to drag you in too.
he’d be such a sucker for seeing you mess around and dress up in his uniform too, your hair all slicked back into a (messy) bun, as you pretend to salute him and walk around marching like an idiot.
I can picture it so clearly!
Simon's home, one heavy boot in, and suddenly you're in front of him, palm out to stop him and going "shower" because he's sooo disgusting he would go lay in bed with the uniform just to grin when you whine. boots in bed!! outrageous
and when you don't hear him arriving, having a snack in the kitchen by yourself? he would wrap his arms around you, all sticky with sweat and smelly, because he's just a man™ so you push him, groaning all the way to the bathroom
the way that man would carry you over his shoulder and just get in the shower with all your clothes on... he'd be so silly
and about his uniform? you're not lucky. honestly, you usually force him to wait until it's clean because you're not wearing that, but he would pout so so so much, puppy eyes, (feigned) snotty nose if necessary, and you just couldn't say no. how could you?
so naturally, Simon has at least a dozen videos of you pretending to be him, marching around the house, giving him very exaggerated salutes and even photos of you posing with his favorite rifle (don't worry, it's unloaded!) bc he thinks it's hilarious it's nearly as tall as you are
BOOTS IN BED IS OUTRAGEOUS
i’d kick him out the house yall im not even lying to you rn 🙏
imagine that’s the photo he keeps in his wallet, the one of you with the rifle and now anyone who has ever accidentally witnessed it thinks he’s fraternising with someone in his team LOL
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that's literally princess diana
THE PITT 1.14
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