titanuspunch

beautiful women like my posts every day and yet the nightmare goes on

fuck it. *supermans that hoe*

asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

@greaterhorrors

The only thing being "locked in" is you in the torture dungeon

it’s so sad that all shy people go to hell when they die :(

https://www.instagram.com/p/CWPIz8yPGax/

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

“and the universe said…”

My life is so normal & Dope besides from the occasional falls from Grace