One Sassy Child

Happy March 32nd, everyone!

Flip the House in 2026.

Fcuk Musk. Fcuk Trump.

Wisconsin beat the billionaire.

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

Caption From @ essenceofblackculture on instagram:

Kristi Williams

@kristi_williams_black_history, a Black woman whose aunt survived the Tulsa Massacre, saw Oklahoma trying to silence Black history-and answered with action. She started "Black History Saturdays," free community classes to teach what the schools won't.

Now the room is full, the lessons are real, and the legacy lives on. end caption

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This is a heroic feat that shouldn’t be needed. But because it is, a hero emerged.

REMINDER: Elon Tesla Distressla Musk is actively trying to bribe voters in an attempt to rig the Wisconsin supreme court judge vote happening tomorrow

REMINDER: Trump is trying to make it as difficult as possible for people to register to vote, period, through restrictive demands of proof of citizenship documentation

REMINDER.

VOTE BLUE TOMORROW FOR WISCONSIN AND FLORIDA.

The lesson was already taught in 2024--inaction will only ever benefit tyranny. GET OUT THERE AND VOTE BLUE.

Susan Crawford (D) for Wisconsin

Wisconsin Voter Info Here

Gay Valimont (D) for Congress special election

Florida Voter Info Here

This isn't just vital in the push to balance our government out of a Republican majority, but in sending a message to this administration that we can't be selectively bribed or bullied into further dooming ourselves.

the average rap battle has nothing on people who are still deeply in love after twenty years

Images are of this twitter thread from Archer Kasai, depicting beats in the 1999 film The Mummy as moments in a tabletop RPG.

@gaydragonwizards @ofstormsandfire

she took the midnight train going anywhere

hey genuine question why do people put that fucking water filter over screenshots. just post them. fuck you.

no. get submerged

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You get a Rainbow Trout

facebook has bots saying random garbage that nobody cares about to each other but on tumblr that work is still done lovingly by hand

official fish post

is that the anarky symbol?

“anarky”

Yeah, Anarky. From Batman: Arkham Origins. Apparently it is also used by real life anarchists as well, but I recognized it from the game.

I’m,,,

who tf bought arkham origins

Going to need this guy's lawyer

thank you for tags, I was too lazy to elaborate lol but it is funny how the headline is worded as if everyone would find the activities 'fun'

Me reading headline: oh OK good for Jean Vicquemare

Me reading the rest: HOLY SHIT GOOD FOR HIM FOR REAL JFC

just wanted to share the National Down Syndrome Society’s message for this year’s World Down Syndrome Day (21st March) 💛💙

Powerful message that lovingly includes multiple disabilities, united. I love this.

Started using phone time to read library ebooks instead of scrolling and it’s made me back into the crazy voracious reader I was at age 12. i’ve been averaging a book a day this week. everyone delete your social media and get your ass on libby

swooping in to let ppl know if they ask their public library alot of them have ebook apps associated with their library and all you need is to register for a library card you can also use it as a way to check for books you want or reserve/request books for pickup at your local public library

i fucking love libraries

also @queerliblib for folks in the us wherever you live, you can get a card

It’s so hard seeing other people live your dreams

this was my university professor lol she’s great

You’re gonna drop info like that and not even tell us what class she taught?

Journalism.