Ergo, I win.

@silverwarewolf / silverwarewolf.tumblr.com

Fuck em up, your eminence

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◊ Welcome to this dearest blog of mine, where you can enjoy reading my daily fucking nonsense. Every day I'm more unapologetic about what I like and being the fucking greatest motherfucker ever. ◊

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Hello everyone. I’ll get right into it – if you’re following me from writeblr, then these are the stories I’m working on:

- Lugubrious Lullabies: A falling kingdom, an accursed monster, a merciless woman more fit to be an assassin than the queen she claims to be. There really is no end to the things that need to be dealt with here, turning daily life into a veritable battle. Ah, did I forget to say that the end of the world also lies in my hands for us to solve? Peachy, just peachy.

- Bloody Whiskey: Everyone knows vampires aren’t real, right? But, well, it’s difficult to explain why there’s been an uptick in unexplainable phenomena around town lately. Perhaps that mysterious and quite frankly eccentric foreigner who arrived a few weeks back knows more than he wishes to let on. If only he wasn’t riddled with a damaged memory which will take a long time to recover; time, ah, the one thing they don’t have.

Feel free to check out their WIP intros here and here!! And if you wish to be added to / removed from their respective taglists, please let me know.

If you're following for anything else (dunmeshi, witnessing my awesome, etcetera) then. take a seat ig.

Block "honey on main" if you don't wanna see my suggestive musings (fair warning they may be dark too so watch our for that). There's "graphic" for graphic stuff that isn't necessarily me being suggestive. You can also request a custom tag to block ig.

Goes without saying that I'm over 18.

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“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

Every time

unseamly behaviour post

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(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and i wanna see how accurate claim that is.)

#obsessed with the fact there ARE silent gen folk in here #at least 28 people so far #warm greetings to yall

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I’m fairly certain the person who made the tweet was joking and this is actually spiegeleierkuchen (fried egg cake)! The “egg white” is a thick frosting made from yogurt/milk and cornstarch, while the “yolks” are apricot halves. Here’s a recipe: https://www.sprinklebakes.com/2015/04/german-fried-egg-cake-spiegeleierkuchen.html?m=1

cousin-possum-kc

Oh, thank goodness! I was getting ready to commit a war crime!

I hope the next Chocolate Guy / Cake Guy is a confectioner whose gimmick is making delicious and perfectly edible recipes that look like the result of fucking up a recipe in a comically stupid way

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dizzyhslightlyvoided

Touhou fangame where Alice and Patchouli are just adorable together, they're incredibly gay (in an introverted-misanthrope sort of way), and also it keeps making passing references to youkai eating people. Whenever you fight human characters, there's an "emotional state/flavor" label. That is, in a way which indicates that "flavor" is caused by "emotional state", and they can sense it. This is never remarked on.

laplaces-lovecraftian-dick

YES PLEASE this would be lovely

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yes I bled all over your perfect white carpet but my blood is actually pretty awesome you should be excited to live with my awesome blood

@funnier-with-npd2 ? (not npd but my wife is hope thats ok)

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i got the high score for most irritated anyone has ever been and my body exploded into clear and beautiful water droplets that nourished the ground where i stood and now trees and flowers taller that you could ever imagine grow in that spot and provide shelter to creatures great and small

thecoolattacollective

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daily-spooky

[ID: meme labeling a strange painting. A striped lolly pop is labeled "a little treat" and is being held by three naked tiny people labeled "my limited funds." Licking the lolly pop is a bald quadreped man labeled "me, I deserve it. End ID.] I love little treats. Usually I buy myself stickers.

state-system

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the-hydroxian-artblog

relatable

sealshota

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everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

romantic and sexual partner.

is this @funnier-with-npd2 perhaps?

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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healing is EXPONENTIAL because I'm doing it RIGHT

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bizarrebazaar13

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

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wait dont follow me i’m perfect and morally pure

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