Anonymous asked:
please have my babies
if i had babies id get hungry and start eating the little shits. bitch
Anonymous asked:
*kills , rolls up body in carpet, goes out to the woods , goes very very far into the woods, finds a creek way out in the woods, unwraps your course from the rug, and throws it into the creek, wash hands off in the creek, burns carpet*
2 days later a search party searched by said creek and went missing, you caused that didn't you? All you care about is the pain isn't it? You hate being dead so bad you kill people for it? Well I must tell you, "Simon" or whatever you call yourself these days, your Vegas days are catching up to you. Listen I know your upset about "being reincarnated as a chipmunk" and all but I'll have you know, I do not forget what you did in Vegas back in 06'. That case went cold, but I know the truth. Confess to your crimes "Simon" I just might show sympathy, but until then
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You can't hide from your past forever.
*eats a almond