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SimplySnaps

@simplysnaps

Writer, Professional Video Editor, Going Through Some Stuff TM, She/Her

I really don't understand how "without getting kudos or comments a fanfiction author is going to assume that people who clicked their fic didn't like it" became a controversial take.

I don't know why some people think an author should imagine, or guess that people who click their fic enjoyed it it when nobody is telling them that.

If you're re-reading a fic constantly, or leaving it up in your tab so that it re-loads every day for a hundred days the author is not going to know that unless you tell them. They'd love to hear it. It would make their day.

And if you don't tell them you liked their fic, there's no reason for them to assume you did.

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work was so complicated and stressful today that for a moment I felt myself in a nostalgic flow-state of pure zen labor and I was so confused why I felt that way, then I realized I was feeling nostalgic for Five Nights At Freddy's 2 10/20 mode and had to take a brief break from work to think about why my brain did that

girl who thought being force-femmed would be hotter than this, but her captor just put her in programmer socks, shoved her into a hoodie two sizes too big, tangled her hair, and installed Linux on her desktop. She's a woman now, and she's depressed.

my doctor just modified my antidepressant to some medicine called "Fat trans woman" instead of 20mg of Prozac? Is this a thing? Can they do that? where can I get this prescription filled????

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puppy play but i’m some sort of endangered wolf who is sick and injured so a team of medical experts work around the clock to diagnose and fix me and they feed me an ideal diet and post photos of me on social media and everyone says “ooohhh awwwwwwww!!!!” and then i get released back to the wild because it’s the right thing to do and from then on i only occasionally show up on random trail cams and people say “yay!” and they leave me alone

i'm showing this to mom

NEVER make a decision without jerking off first. You need the humbling numbness of post-nut clarity to know if your decision is pragmatic, or fueled by the need of nut.

Hey snaps I’m in the sudden and inexplicable mood to draw you / your character, but idk what to draw you doing? What should I doodle :3

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You should draw Snappy snapping a Switch in half and yelling. Seems like something she'd do.

My nickname is "the blunt" because I get passed around a messy bedroom by stoners until there's nothing left of me.

I feel like I can be hornier on here than Bluesky and YouTube. The only downside is my brother follows me on here. Real catch 22.

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often people will reblog my multi-paragraph posts and add a comment like “also: [thing I explicitly said in the post]” thus revealing not even a lack of reading comprehension but that they didn’t even read the entire post in the first place before reblogging it with their input and somehow that’s so funny to me bc it’s like we invented a way to interrupt someone without even being in an active conversation.

someone does that and i’m like yeah give me a second i was getting to that (already got to ‘that’ a week ago when i made the post)

UGH! I hate this! Also, I hate how it's like interrupting someone when you're not even having an active conversation. It's like, "Yeah, I was getting to that... last month." Sheesh, right? didn't read the post hate the blog see you next week

simply snaps tumblr?????

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This is actually run by SimplySnap's lawyer. She's investigating the haters for a series of lawsuits. #investigatethehaters

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y'all emergency preparedness for a crosscountry drive isn't about some unprecedented disaster. i live on an island off the washington coast and it's roughly 3,000 miles to my hometown. i've made the drive multiple times, & the fact is 3,000 miles is just a lot of ground to cover. a lot happens in 3,000 miles. i once drove out of a blizzard only to get walled into a motel for 3 days by a wild fire.

most of my trips have been smooth and even super fun. but not all.

if you've never driven that distance & you've always lived within an hour of basic necessities (hospital, grocery store, etc.) the idea of being hours away from any of those things might seem impossible unless something has gone very wrong but many people live like that all the time and there are plenty of places in the world where you need to prepare for that even if you're just passing through. i genuinely don't think anyone should be driving 3,000 miles without food & water, clothes & a sleeping bag that can keep you safe overnight in extreme temperatures, and basic vehicle skills like changing a tire, checking ur oil & transmission fluid, etc. i know we all do what we gotta do and we can't always prep as much as we want to so it is what it is.

but i don't prep to sleep overnight in a blizzard on a multi-thousand mile drive crossing multiple mountain ranges because i'm a bad driver who doesn't check the weather. i prep because shit happens & being ready for it can be the difference between dying of exposure and watching TikToks comfortably in my backseat while I wait overnight for the storm to blow over (which I have done).

L + Ratio + If you're pretty enough it doesn't snow and you get to your destination without any trouble + Didn't ask + Miss you when are we gonna hang out + Die thanks

leave me alone or I'm showing mom your puppygirl posts

hey pick up the phone- pick u- pick up the- why are you ebing so weird right now?? just pick up the phone we can talk about this, we can be normal, mature adults about this- what;s- whas it your goal here?? to kill me? to watch me suffer? Pick up the phone just pick it up

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y'all emergency preparedness for a crosscountry drive isn't about some unprecedented disaster. i live on an island off the washington coast and it's roughly 3,000 miles to my hometown. i've made the drive multiple times, & the fact is 3,000 miles is just a lot of ground to cover. a lot happens in 3,000 miles. i once drove out of a blizzard only to get walled into a motel for 3 days by a wild fire.

most of my trips have been smooth and even super fun. but not all.

if you've never driven that distance & you've always lived within an hour of basic necessities (hospital, grocery store, etc.) the idea of being hours away from any of those things might seem impossible unless something has gone very wrong but many people live like that all the time and there are plenty of places in the world where you need to prepare for that even if you're just passing through. i genuinely don't think anyone should be driving 3,000 miles without food & water, clothes & a sleeping bag that can keep you safe overnight in extreme temperatures, and basic vehicle skills like changing a tire, checking ur oil & transmission fluid, etc. i know we all do what we gotta do and we can't always prep as much as we want to so it is what it is.

but i don't prep to sleep overnight in a blizzard on a multi-thousand mile drive crossing multiple mountain ranges because i'm a bad driver who doesn't check the weather. i prep because shit happens & being ready for it can be the difference between dying of exposure and watching TikToks comfortably in my backseat while I wait overnight for the storm to blow over (which I have done).

L + Ratio + If you're pretty enough it doesn't snow and you get to your destination without any trouble + Didn't ask + Miss you when are we gonna hang out + Die thanks

I swear to god if I click one more 50+ minute video essay that's just a plot summary and a brief testimonial of how popular the movie was the year it came out, I'm gonna flip.

Liberals really be like "I now pronouns you She and Her" like GIMME A FUCKIN' BREAK

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