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➛ Simon Riley x Fem!Reader
⋆ Riley
⋆ Promises
➛ John Price x Fem!Reader
➛ John MacTavish x Fem!Reader
➛ Kyle Garrick x Fem!Reader
⋆ Silence
I feel like I should take a bow or something
open tags! 🏷️
i am a fairy!
You are a fairy! Depending on the type, fairies come in all different shapes, sizes, and colors. Above all, they resemble the typical human physique. Fairies are beautiful, energetic, magical creatures. They have unlimited abilities, depending on the type they are. Some can make flowers bloom, others might be able to talk to animals and become friendly with them. To conclude, fairies will do whatever they can to make their peers happy. If you have a fairy friend, you're in luck! Don't take them for granted. But also remember to not be too oblivious! Some fairies can be tricksters!
I am a fairy!
Tagging: @romantichomicide95 @kentopedia @kentoangel @arlerts-angel @ohimsummer @jeannineee @elusivemoon all my other moots and anyone else who wants to do this
I’m a kitsune >:3
tagz: @anthoosies @satoruxx @staryukis @babytoshiii @yunymphs @soaringmirror + anyone else wants to do it :3c
TY FOR THE TAG BELOVED SUMMER THIS WAS SOO FUN :33
i got witch !!
You are a witch! With witchcraft and magic, witches have the ability to cast spells with power that cannot be humanely comprehended. The spells can be in any form, whether it's words, a formula, or even a ritual practice. Besides this, witches are always curious, always eager to learn something new, whether it's about themselves or about the universe. They may not be the biggest fan of crowds, or getting together with handfuls of people, but they are drawn mentally, emotionally, and spiritually towards animals and nature, and aspire to uncover the life hidden beneath it. Though, as much as they seem to be cautious of their peers, they will do whatever it takes to protect those they love and those they care about. And, dare I say, they are big risk-takers!
tags: @teddybeartoji @elusivemoon @twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat @dollsuguru @bhaalism + anyone else who wants to try it !! 🤓
TYSM FOR THE TAG LOGAN :3 MWAH!
kitsune
you are a kitsune! magical, immortal, and absolutely adorable, a kitsune is a legendary fox, originated in japan, but inspired by chinese folktales. kitsunes are incredibly wise, but can be incredibly dangerous as well. they specialize in the art of illusion and imagination, and can be considered very creative, stunning creatures. i mean, who doesn't love foxes?
tagging: @hayakawalove @awearywritersworld @mikichko @connorsui @jel-lyy <333
Another round on the table has been given! 🩷✨️ and I'm willingly taking a shot of whatever is on the bottle 💅🏻 THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING ME MY LUVS 😭😭
You are a fairy! Depending on the type, fairies come in all different shapes, sizes, and colors. Above all, they resemble the typical human physique. Fairies are beautiful, energetic, magical creatures. They have unlimited abilities, depending on the type they are. Some can make flowers bloom, others might be able to talk to animals and become friendly with them. To conclude, fairies will do whatever they can to make their peers happy. If you have a fairy friend, you're in luck! Don't take them for granted. But also remember to not be too oblivious! Some fairies can be tricksters!
No pressure for my mooties! I love you all! : @aethelwyneleigh27 @spacebarbarianweird @lipstickghoulie @sinkovia @awearywritersworld @targaryen-dynasty
THANK YOU SM FOR THE TAG 🤍
You are a vampire! Vampires are undead creatures that feed on the vital essence of the living. Since they can't really consume humane foods, they survive by feeding on the blood of human beings instead. Besides this, vampires are mysterious, elegant, intimidating creatures. They are usually quiet, concealed, and choose to isolate themselves when stranded with large groups of people... and like so, they enjoy staying indoors instead of exploring the outside world. However, as gloomy as they seem, vampires are loyal creatures that will do whatever it takes to protect those they love from either themselves or other supernatural creatures.
So slay for getting vampire, THEIR WARDROBES AND DECOR ARE 🔛🔝
No pressure tags: @talooolaaloolla @tomiesdiet @aragmoth @lokidbadguy
Kyle Garrick x Fem!Reader
Angst, violence, blood, mention of death.
For weeks, he had been planning to propose, to ask you to spend the rest of your lives together in love and happiness. He had envisioned the moment countless times in his mind, rehearsing the words he would say and imagining the joy on your face when you said yes.
But fate had other plans, cruel and unforgiving. On what was supposed to be a routine mission, Kyle and you found yourselves captured by the enemy. Bound and helpless, you both were subjected to interrogation, the enemy demanding information that could jeopardize the entire team.
In the danger surrounding the both of you, the thought of the proposal lingered in Kyle's mind. He couldn't help but wonder if he would ever get the chance to ask you to marry him, to express his love and commitment in the way he had always dreamed.
As he felt the weight of the small box in his pocket, Kyle prayed silently for a miracle, for a chance to make his proposal a reality and to begin building the future he had envisioned with you.
They observed the way you and Kyle gazed at each other, bound in chairs mere feet apart, the silent communication of love and desperation passing between you. It was a connection they sought to exploit.
A vulnerability.
simon x reader but theyre both in the military and reader gets assigned on a suicide mission but has a choice to go or not. reader and simon fight and then they decide to go. feel free not to do this no pressure!!! but if you will dont post the ask until after to make it a little angsty surprise!
JUST POSTED YOUR ASK I HOPE I WAS ABLE TO CAPTURE YOUR IDEA.
Anon requested that the ask be posted after the fic.
Pairings: SImon Riley x GN!Reader
Warnings: Angst.
As the days passed by, your once perfect relationship with Simon began to fracture. It seemed as though the idyllic days you once shared were slipping away, replaced by a constant tension that hung heavy in the air.
The source of the arguments seems to stem from your "nagging," as Simon puts it. But to you, it's an expression of love and fear - a desperate attempt to hold onto something precious in a world where loss and danger lurk around every corner.
From the beginning, you both understood the risks in your line of work, but it's only recently that the reality of those risks has begun to weigh heavily on your heart.
You've voiced your fears to Simon, your desire to retire together and find solace in a life far removed from the dangers of combat. But each time you broach the subject, Simon's reaction is the same - cold, defensive, and laced with hurtful words that cut deep. It's a cycle that plays out time and time again: he pushes you away with his sharp words, only to come crawling back the next day, remorseful and apologetic.
In those moments of reconciliation, he speaks to you with tenderness and warmth, promising that he's always careful on missions and that this is the life he wants. He reassures you that perhaps, in a few years' time, he could think about settling down. And each time, you find yourself giving in, desperate to believe that his words hold truth.
Hitman Simon Riley x Doctor Fem!Reader
In desperate need of money to clear a million-dollar debt, you accept Simon's offer to become his personal doctor, earning twenty percent of each contract he completes. But as you plunge back into the black market, ghosts from your past emerge, threatening to unravel everything you've worked so hard to run away from.
Fluff, violence, mention of roofie, mention of sex trafficking.
You and Simon sit at the dining room table, a deck of cards between you. The soft glow of the overhead light casts shadows on the cards as you shuffle and deal. Simon frowns as he studies his hand, clearly not thrilled with his cards.
After a few rounds, you lay down your winning hand, a triumphant grin on your face. "Looks like that's four wins for me, Simon."
Simon eyes you suspiciously. "You've got to be cheating. There's no way you're winning this much by luck."
You laugh, gathering the cards. "Maybe you're just not as good at this game as you thought."
Simon rolls his eyes, his competitive streak showing. "I highly doubt that. You're probably just a cheater."
my zesty friend @zzzzzestforlife tagged me in this here game:
use this order and insert images according to how you view yourself!
1. Animal- rabbit
2. Place- bookstore
3. Plant- lily of the valley
4. Character-Circe
5. Season- autumn
6. Hobby- reading
7. Colour- yellow
8. Crystal- citrine
9. Food- sushi
and now I tag all of y'all reading this, but especially @studentbyday @barrilete02 @medstudentblues @medstudiees @eduurun @scourgebrother
THESE ARE SO FUN TO DO PLS
1. Animal ~ Cat
2. Place ~ Forest
3. Plant ~ Landini Asiatic Lily
4. Character ~ Suguru Geto
5. Season ~ Winter
6. Hobby ~ Writing
7. Color ~ Black
8. Crystal ~ Black tourmaline
9. Food ~ Mash potatoes
No pressure tags 🤍 ~ @connorsui @talooolaaloolla @tomiesdiet @aragmoth
Starting new picrew bc I find this one super cute and pretty so lets go! LINK
No pressure tag @wyvernslovecake @bby-deerling @nina-ya @ringdabel @im-stuck-in-fandom-hell and everyone who wants to join! 💛
omg this is SO CUTE!! thank u for thinking of me ahhh <3
YIPPIE TAG GAME!!
Tagging with no pressure: @carbonatedcacti @emxcited @angieanne @maddddstuff @kirathegreatfoxandkingofeyeballs @mochajete
THIS IS SO CUTE bro that looks like me i'm losing my mind 😭🥺
tagging with no pressure: @turtletaubwrites @portgasmyass
This is so cute, thank you for the tag! I've never had one of these capture my almost frighteningly manic energy and smile before 😅 I need to get more overtone though so I can go back to my "natural" purple color, lol
No pressure tags: @discordantwritings @hey-august @fanaticsnail and anyone else that would like to join!
I love these!! So, so pretty! I love how they're little face reveals without revealing the face.
(I dyed my hair again last night)
Pretty much captured my essence in a little picture: awkward, unsure, but having fun. All it needs is tattoos, more piercings, some chickens and a hideous ginger cat 💀.
No pressure tags: @i-am-vita @sordidmusings @feral-artistry @since-im-already-here @gingernut1314 @writingmysanity @cinnbar-bun (and anyone else who'd like to participate!)
This didn’t have all my features since I got lots of freckles and thicker eyebrows but I got a very… kuudere/dandere vibe lmao. People think I’m pretty scary but I promise I’m not!!! My Sanrio name tags and pins say otherwise.
I can’t think of many to tag who weren’t already but… @henrioo @merbear25
Ahhh!! Thank you for tagging me!
I only look like I'm harshly judging you all the time. I'm actually just blowing you kisses. Don't let the dead look scare you please! And yes, I'm actually this pale irl...
Thanks for the tag 🥹🥹🥹
I tag: @beneathstarryskies @loki-love @dreadsuitsamus @yeowangies @seireiteihellbutterfly @witchofcustom @mallgothprompto @benkeibear @kenpachisbrat @sparklynightm4re @delirious-donna @starsinmylatte @whatshernameis and anyone else who wants to join in!
Thanks for the tag @actuallysaiyan
This turned out super cute!
AWEEE THANK YOU FOR THE TAGG MY LUVVSS @seireiteihellbutterfly I always love making myself in these picrews 🥺🩷🩷 they make me feel so pretty
No pressure for my luvs! 🩷🩷 I love you!: @justporo @targaryen-dynasty @arcielee @valeskafics @aemondsbabe @rafeism @aethelwyneleigh27 @marthawrites @spacebarbarianweird @dollsuguru @amica-aenigmata-naboo @sinkovia
THANK YOU FOR THE TAG!! @connorsui I love creating avatars of myself in games so this was so much fun to do 🤍
No pressure tags 🤍 ~ @talooolaaloolla @tomiesdiet @aragmoth (I have like three mutuals 😔)
Simon Riley’s Instagram feed. I just know he would post so many pics of Missy and Riley and ofc pictures he secretly takes of you.
I feel like the only reason he got social media in the first place was so he could follow Gordon Ramsey and when you showed him the pictures you would post of the two of you together he started doing it so you wouldn’t feel like the affection was one sided.
Simon didn’t understand the concept of posting but after a month of posting you, missy and Riley it was all he ever did. He post random pictures of you working in your garden, you cooking or reading books, anytime you made him tea he would take a picture of each cup.
When Riley or missy were doing anything he would always snap a quick pic and show you because he knew how much you loved taking pictures of them.
And this man has a max of 4 followers including you, himself, and the boys. And the only people to like his photos are of course only you, Kyle, and Johnny.
Nsfw, smut, 18+
Konig x Fem!Reader
From the moment you joined Kortac, there was an unmistakable tension between you and Konig. It was as if the two of you were oil and water, never mixing, always repelling. You had a habit of picking fights with him, trying to one-up each other at every turn. You couldn't quite put your finger on it, but you were convinced that he was jealous of you, specifically because you were a sniper.
You both stood on the training ground, watching your teammates spar with one another, Konig muttered something under his breath that caught your attention. "I could pin you in less than 30 seconds," he said, just loud enough for you to hear.
You scoffed and turned to face him, your gaze locked onto his. "Why don't we test it then?"
Konig, a towering figure compared to your own stature, looked down at you. He scoffed as he extended his arm out towards the mat, silently inviting you to step onto it, ready to settle the score once and for all.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
I am sorry…
sorry
sorry,not sorry
I love my momza im not taking any chances
sorry
Why does this keep appearing on my damn dashboard!!!
I ignored it and then I felt very, very guilty about it…
i ignored it and then i felt very very guilty about it…
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
That’s the kind of crap I hate Tumblr for. It’s not sarcasm. Whoever started this thread should be - I can’t even come up with a perfect punishment without reblogging it first. I just hope that you suffer a lot. That’s all.
It’s evil because you cannot not reblog out of a messed up paranoia
Okay fuck you whoever did this
Seriously?! Fuck!!
Honestly who even makes these anymore
NO MY MOMMY NO BITCHES
NOT MY MOTHER
MOM PLEAS DON’T BE DED
momm y no
im desi and my mom is sometimes mean but I LOVE YOU MUMMA
also who the hell makes these
not risking it cuz i love her way too much
also, youre (the person who made it) an awful person. badbye
No risks with mumma sorry
my god
Simon Riley x GN!Reader
“What was the hardest thing for you to understand about me early on?” Simon remembered the words he spoke to you all those years back.
“How you could never let yourself be at peace.”
Your voice plagued his mind, a relentless mantra on the tenth anniversary of your death.
Nsfw, smut, 18+
Knight Simon x Princess Fem!Reader
Deep grunts escape from Simon's throat as he fucks you in your chambers, your moans muffled as he presses his hand over your mouth. The last thing Simon needed was for one of your handmaidens to catch you letting the kingdom's most barbaric knight fuck you in secret.
“Can't have anyone catching us princess.” Your eyes rolled back in your head as he continued to abuse your soft gummy cervix.
Simon had denied you at first, he didn't want to be the one to take the innocence and purity of the kingdom's princess and he wasn’t looking for a death wish if you got caught. But the more time he spent with you after your father knighted him as your sworn protector, the more he started to feel for you.
The more he would buck his thick veiny cock into his calloused hand as he thought of you. The image of you being buried deep with his throbbing cock, the sound of your soft moans echoing off the walls of your chambers.
Wanting you became a need fairly quickly and you were more than willing to let the man you admired from afar for so long take your purity away.
“I’m going to ruin you for the man you’re promised to, the second he sticks his worthless cock inside your pretty cunt he’ll know your innocence belongs to another man.”
I would let this man ruin me at any given day and that itself is not a statement its an order …it's a government order that I have administered to myself and it's perfectly written in cursive with gold and marble ✨️ …cuz you telling me we be fucking this man on any given day?? ..at this point I be thinking we also going at it at the castle gardens 💅🏻
But let me tell you something cuz this made me want to stop and imagine a few scenarios back to back with a cup of coffee and sum biscuits…. – like I can completely and utterly see this become a series of its own …filled with drama ..smut …fluff in between ..and some regret and angst in the mix to give us that good dose of depression and hopelessness🩷✨️ – like that small detail you presented us with the possibility we will get married off to someone made me think of a runaway scene
Like the possibility of getting married off to disgusting and selfish man who only flaunts his wealth and his need for more woman to become his concubines….it honestly has me wanting to murder🤡✨️ but also think of the aftermath of “our marriage” with us begging at simon to take us far away where nobody will find us …
Thoo simon already has come to realization that he can't keep us away from our life ..and our “marriage” ..which honestly brings me to your vers of angst …there's sum about the way you write about angst and that feeling of getting a small slither of hope …only to be crushed by the aftermath of it all coming down at you as you realize ….there is no happy ending …and even if there is …it's bittersweet
…and I can definitely imagine that with all of this …it's heartbreaking and worth every single shatter of my soul on the floor but it's soo worth it …cuz the floor is the white crystal diamond of your words spread across like honey🩷
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT…
“Like the possibility of getting married off to disgusting and selfish man who only flaunts his wealth and his need for more woman to become his concubines….
but also think of the aftermath of “our marriage” with us begging at simon to take us far away where nobody will find us …
Thoo simon already has come to realization that he can't keep us away from our life ..and our “marriage” ..which honestly brings me to your vers of angst …
that feeling of getting a small slither of hope …only to be crushed by the aftermath of it all coming down at you as you realize ….there is no happy ending …and even if there is …it's bittersweet”
@connorsui you cooked up a plot…
Now let me cook up what you manifested.
I LOVED YOUR COFFEE SHOP SERIES SO MUCH I WAS SO SAD WHEN IT ENDED.
I would love to see a mood board for it or maybe the reader and Simons Instagram feed!
I'm so obsessed with mood boards I'm sorry.
I’ve never made a mood board but I think the readers insta feed would look like this!
Most of the readers feed would be Simon I know it 😭
(All images are from Pinterest)
hey. hey. hi. sorry if you got a shitton of notifs from me liking and commenting but. you are INSANE. insanely talented and insanely MEAN???? CRIED OVER SO MANY OF YOUR FICS THE WAY YOU WRITE IS SO SO BEAUTIFUL it never ceases to amaze me!!!!! LOVE U AND UR WORK SOOO MUCH AGHHH JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW <3333
I DONT GET NOTIFICATIONS FOR TUMBLR SO IT IS ALL GOOD 😭 BUT EVEN IF I DID I WOULDNT MIND, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LIKING WHAT I WRITE!!! 😭🤍
I was put onto this earth to SHARE MY ANGST 🤾🏽♀️🤸🏽♀️
BUT NO IT MAKES ME SO SO SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY THAT YOU TOOK THE TIME TO READ MY FICS AND EVEN TOOK THE TIME TO SHARE YOUR KIND WORDS WITH ME.
I get discouraged from writing multiple times a week but messages like this really really lift my spirits SO THANK YOU 😭😭😭🤍
AND ALSO YOUR PEDRO PASCAL PFP. I LIVE AND BREATH FOR THAT MAN. THAT MAN IS THE EMBODIMENT OF PERFECTION I CANT. HES SO 🤰🏽.
I came.
Twice.
