Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I'm good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars

Grimes:

Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby's neck

Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million

I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn't real

Can't believe we left out the comment made right under this tho

Also

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He's a slimy, nasty, asshole.

I hope he rots.

CREE IS BACK AND READY TO FIGHT

also fuck Canada and this bull shit country's antisemitic history. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻🇨🇦┻

Cree is back and not taking shit from anyone.

If you liked this asshole, follow him again.

The Cree + Jewish = A fighter like you've never seen before.

So follow him if you're pro Israel, cause the bastard is back.

best. stick. ever.

Secret Panel HERE 🖱 tapas.io/episode/3426742

Food for thought

Yeah, this sort of stuff serves several purposes, including:

^^ I was thinking, like, "surely we all remember this from last time," but then I thought about it again, and realized that there are people who voted this year, who wouldn't even have been in their teens during the previous Trump rodeo.

So yeah, if you weren't following it last time, there will be a lot of Executive Orders that get walked back, struck down, or, once subjected to even mildly rigorous legal interpretation, turn out to have little or no effect.

When you see that Trump has signed an EO about something that seems drastic and scary, take a breath and wait a few hours, then see what the experts are saying about it.

“Loves to be outside but eats grass until she pukes. Now she can’t leave the porch”

(via)

A spoon is a good Cat Block

If anyone finds this footage, you win the internet for the year.

@skankhunt44 this is better than I ever could have imagined. Thank you. This tweet is old, the 60 person fight about a threesome happened on a carnival cruise ship in 2022. But there was ANOTHER massive fight on a carnival cruise ship THIS YEAR….

The 2022 fight: https://youtu.be/x_VP7LSTVVo?si=RPaZ3hdCHIwNMcLc

The 2024 fight: https://youtu.be/unizSyFz798?si=gLQ8B5Y61Df40zjV

You... @tighterthansyrupandwaffles

Thank you ❤️ knowing that cruise ships are just two week long, giant cage matches just makes me so happy. 🥲

Cruises come for the fun in the sun but stay for the two week long free-for-all bare knuckle cage match.

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

peace and FUCKING love on planet earth

I really hope Americans realize that everything Trump says about Canada is incorrect

I have absolutely zero problems paying more taxes and getting free healthcare.

Sames

Blood libel goes back to Ancient Greece and Egypt. That’s how old it is. Anti-Jewishness is how Egyptian society defined itself in the late ancient and early classical period. Jews have been used as pawns by monarchs and emperors for so long that “speaking truth to power” in the time of Alexander the Great meant trying to rid your town or city of Jews.

Anti Judaism is the foundation of “Western” society and if you think you can fix our world without fighting it, you’re dead wrong.

Read “Anti-Judaism: The Western Tradition” by David Nirenberg for both my source for this and more information. This is the tip of the iceberg.

Here feed this info to the pigeon, they are spreading misinformation.

living is a jewish value. partake in it. <3

i know. i get it. it’s so hard right now. but you’re doing it. and i love you for that.

do it kvetching the whole time. do it out of sheer spite. fuck, complaining is very nearly a jewish value of its own…and so is survival. whatever you need to to get through this, do it.

(and also find the joy! i promise it is there for you. if nothing else in your life, i will be there for you and i am cheering for y’all so hard right now.)

because life, your life, is the most important thing. and i do mean that for every single one of you.

reblogging this again in case any of yall need a reminder. <3

i love you all so so much please live to the best of your ability i’ll be proud no matter what.

l’chaim !!!!!!

I’m putting this in the actual post not in the tags because maybe someone will see it who needs to. I had a professor in undergrad who told me something as an offhand comment that has stuck with me deeply. I doubt he had any idea that this phrase would save my life by stopping me from doing something stupid on more than one occasion. He told me:

“Don’t give Hitler any posthumous victories.”

Every living Jew is a success story. Stay alive out of spite if you need to, but stay alive.

what is “Jewish lightning”? is this a new weather superpower we’ve acquired and I missed the message delivered by spy pigeon?

I hope everyone affected by this fire is okay.

"Jewish lightning" is an old antisemitic canard whereby a build burns down accidentally, as if struck by lightning, but people suspect that it was arson for the insurance money or to make way for development.

"Oh, it was struck by lightning, was it? Maybe Jewish lightning! Look what they're building here now."

It's tropes about Jewish deception, destruction, fraud, and so on all in one gross two-word nugget.