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hi im izzy. 26/they/gerard coded frankgirl (follows back from dy*******i) minors will be blocked ๐Ÿ—ก

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she mccracken on my bert til im used

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brendon urie was born to play elder price in the book of mormon national tour but ryan ross was doing some wuthering heights shit with pete wentz and now i have to hear high hopes on the radio

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bored of puppyboys and catboys. lets consider the humble fishboy, who you can stick hooks in and also gut with a knife. and he loves it

I keep my pet fishboy in a glass tank with nothing else in it, and every day I feed him vegetable scraps so he can be healthy for when it's finally time to fillet and eat him. in the meantime I tease him by holding up a mirror - his reflection sends him into a panic and if he gets worked up enough he'll start throwing himself against the glass and bruising himself (I point and laugh at this). sometimes he'll be full of eggs and I'll help him lay them but I won't let him keep them. fishboy caviar sells for a lot, and I need the money to make my rent payments.

my pet fishboy loves it when I stroke his scales and scritch behind his fins and cuddle with him sweetly, but my bare skin strips away his protective slime coat and hurts him.

this doesn't stop him from begging me for attention though, because he's starved for enrichment and my love is the only joy he knows.

it doesn't stop me from wanting to touch him either, because when his skin is feeling extra tender and exposed he makes very cute whining sounds about it.

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this is from a 2006 spin article where they interviewed gerard via AOL (pseudonym "NotOkayHelena"). starting to think this guy was "the blueprint".

context: mcr swept the spin readers poll of 2005, img 1 was in response to gerard being voted sexiest, img 2 was in response to a joke about the strokes being upset a newcomer took that prize

my favorite part is what the pull out quote included and removed

the b stage is still so scary

theyโ€™re going to have Mikey on the b stage behind metal prison bars like a zoo animal not even with a bass but with a tambourine

was going to post something horny but stopped myself. #restraint

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