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Amy March's Personal Assistant

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I just watched the latest BE Kind Rewind video about the 1950 Oscar race, and she mentioned that movies abour actors are never about aging, only movies about actresses.

Also important! A few months ago I saw people talking about hoe in Killers of the Flower Moon, Leonardo Dicaprio's character is described as handsome, when the man himself is obviously a modest uggo.

I propose a mvoie about an actor slowly depending into psychosis because since he hit forty and has filler face, he can't be cast in the handsome roles he had previously.

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Beverly Toegold V character of all time. Heโ€™s 15. Heโ€™s a somewhat sheltered rich kid. Heโ€™s committed so much violence and done so many incredible feats. He named his sword after his friends after buffing out โ€œfuck Glaad Roselโ€ on his enchanted sword. Heโ€™s in love with his best friend. He canโ€™t play snowboarding racing games but he watches his bestie do it. He has at least 3 dads. He has to teach his adult friends to read but they refuse to admit that they cannot read. Heโ€™s even gay.

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Started watching Degrassi the next generation after I watched the Jane Mulcahy video and honestly it's so iconic how Peige Michelchuck lives rent free in these people's heads, just circling the school like a hawk preying on their insecurities

Also per the epsiode where we find out that Ashley's dad is gay, hello Peige was an ally!!!!!

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Started watching Degrassi the next generation after I watched the Jane Mulcahy video and honestly it's so iconic how Peige Michelchuck lives rent free in these people's heads, just circling the school like a hawk preying on their insecurities

Also per the epsiode where we find out that Ashley's dad is gay, hello Peige was an ally!!!!!

What do you mean prople fell for Bernie Madoff's financial crimes??? Thats like getting conned by Robin DeBank????

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it's not the markhelly show!!!!! it's not the markgemma show either!!!!!!!!!! it's the "can you fundamentally grind an adult human being's consciousness down into nothing, cutting them off from their entire sense of self, thus turning them into an ideal blank slate ala 1800's euroamerican christian theories about children being pure souls without sin FOR the furthering of some fucked up capitalist cult's unknown goals" show !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Something else I noticed in this epsiode of Severance is how Burt serves as a stand-in for a psychopomp. He is death come to deliver Irving from living purgatory (Lumon and the sunless land of Keir where winter never changes to spring) and into a new life (the sun rising as the train departs). He used to drive people for severance to kill, he was not the maker of death but its conveyor.

Honestly I just feel this way because Burt was all dressed in black and the light in the station when Irving was leaving left it with a numinous quality I felt had to be intentional, the kidn Dylan didn't get because he's not leaving Keir.

Also is Irving's dog thr hound of heaven? Cerberus? Idk

Cobel is Lilith (Spoilers for season 2 of Severance up to epsidoe 9)

As mythological analogues become more popular in the analysis of Severance and its menaings, I've found myself thinking about Cobel and who she represents. While I'm sure she holds similarities to many figures of myth and legend, the one I most associate her with us Lilith.

First and more obvious is her connection with children. Ancient Christians would hang pendnsnts of lilith on their children's beds hoping for her protection; as with Cobel posing as a midwife, her association is clear, yet sinister.

Second and perhaps more important is the similarities between their crashouts. Fundamentally, both are conceived of as women scorned. Lilith for refusing to lay under Adam, Cobel for refusing to give up control of the Severed floor. Both of which precipitate a loss of faith and an excommunication. Lilith when she flees the garden, Harmoney when she tares down her alter.

Third, the similarities in their escape. While being persued by Lumon, Harmony returns to her home town and finds the notes she made while developing the procedure, which she had been ordered to keep secret.

In some variants, Lilith, while being pursued by angels, speaks the true name of God and is transfigured into a devilish figure. Taking back the power she was previously told to conceal in an act of rebellious self-assertion.

Both are women fallen from grace, both are pursued by agents of their former masters, both wield a power forbidden to them to take revenge.

Perhaps most importantly is the Canon status of Lilith. Famously she is younger than Eve, a local mythological figure folded into stories by early followers of the Abrehamic religions. This is why most Christian churchs exclude her from cannon, in a not dissimilar way to the exclusion of Cobel from the Egans' narrative of Severance.

Lastly and most importantly, I feel the iconography of epaidoe 9 was more numinous than before, and was deliberately used to paint her as devilish from the perspective of Mark S.

Sometimes I feel like Michelle Visage when I see BG3 art because a digital artist made a lilac teifling? Oh I'm sure.

Like I made colourful chracters too but you can always tell when it's someone first dnd character because they have a skin colour plus an undertone plus a hair colour plus highlights plus an eye colour with flecks of something else, and none of these are human shades, they're all pink and silver and blue and red.

Honestly it's a taste issue.

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I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

(save the images to zoom in on the pics)

Oh, thatโ€™s very helpful indeed!

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Disney's Matt Murdock isn't nearly slutty enough. Like we maybe had something promising with him on shehulk but in his own show they seemed to have derizzed him, gutted his hotness, unmade his fuckability

Not slutty enough...?

A real whore would've leaned up to his ear and whispered his threats ๐Ÿ™„

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