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mike love not war

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““I never met your likeness. Jane, you please me, and you master me—you seem to submit, and I like the sense of pliancy you impart; and while I am twining the soft, silken skein round my finger, it sends a thrill up my arm to my heart. I am influenced—conquered; and the influence is sweeter than I can express; and the conquest I undergo has a witchery beyond any triumph I can win. Why do you smile, Jane? What does that inexplicable, that uncanny turn of countenance mean?””

WOOF

man I'm just trying to find some gentle sounds for sleep

ms reid method dressing for press like margot robbie is such a unique portal into such a unique cultural moment for australia the continent

have you guys heard about my oc who I stole from Catherines oc. did you guys know about ocs.

I think rook de riva and neve even each other out in that neve is living in LA noire and softens rook a bit with her empathy and meanwhile rook Is living in kill bill vol. 1 and makes her sharper. I think that one time they were under the covers together having confessions time/deep lesbian emotional intimacy and rook said I'm going to wipe the dellamorte family off the face of the earth and neve said. okay. like. and that was how they got married actually. rook listened when neve said dorian should be the archon and neve said alright when rook said that she was going to kill every de riva and dellamorte and that she doesn't regret destroying treviso. is what I think.

I just know that Cromwell got down to hell and tried to spend eternity avoiding anne Boleyn out of embarrassment of the also headless situation after the headless party was lowkey his idea but recently they ran into each other in line for brimstone soup or whatever with their heads tucked under their arms trying to balance their trays and Cromwell was like :| and put in a request to be transferred to the fourth circle. and that request was? denied

I have one class of almost all military men and they all sit in a line in the first row and it's so funny. and all the seats are really close together but they all sit there and its so funny to look out at them and see them all like 👬 when they could very easily be like

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highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

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