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Welcome to my blog, friends .
I post shitposts, pictures of animals, queer shit, things about autism, political stuff sometimes, lesbian yearning occasionally, and whatever else, man, who knows. Video game stuff and anime stuff probably.
I’m 23, and I be on my she/her shit. You can call me “frog” or “frog lady” or “sleepy frog lady”, whatever you like.
Idk what else to put in a pinned post.
Be nice!
I cant stop reciting this and then laughing so hard I cry
transcript:
I firmly believe all the best stories happen at WalMart self checkout, I was there at 3 in the morning one time buying Froot Loops, and there was a tall, tall country dad there and his little 5 year old daughter.
And when buying my Froot Loops, I dropped them. And I said "fuck. my loops." And I remember, like, in the back hearing, [gruffer, southern accented voice] "Yeah! Dont be afraid to speak!"
[normal voice] And I was like, "What?"
And he was like, [accented voice] "Youre angry, about your cereal. Say it. Say Fuck with your chest!"
[normal voice] And I was like, "...Fuck!" and his little daughter was like [less gruff accented voice] "Yeah my daddy lets me say Bitch!"
if someone is beating you with a stick and you say "stop please" and people are like "please articulate the details exactly how you want society to function without that guy beating you with a stick" you are under no obligation to answer.
while the work of envisioning society without police is worthwhile, it is not necessary that each of us have it at the tip of our tongues, it is easy enough to say "not this."
because, after all, the goal is not to, as individuals or some vanguard, have the answers, the goal is to solve these problems and build new societies as a society, collectively, we offer processes, not answers.
the answers, we'll figure them out together, for now, abolish the police, we are not safer for having an armed gang that enacts racist violence with impunity.
— Margaret Killjoy
Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time
"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary
Everybody be quiet and listen to his poem
Reblog if you're a perverted woman with dubious motives
it is so funny to me that studies apparently show that autistic people have more of the Sonic Hedgehog protein (protein essential for splitting the front of ur brain into two seperate halves and your eyes into two seperate eyes during early development) in their bodies than neurotypicals do. like. i cannot believe i was genetically predispositioned to get this one hyperfixation and it did in fact get my ass majorly
REMINDER: luigi mangione has been accused of killing the CEO, not convicted, and the evidence presented is extremely questionable. luigi mangione is NOT the claims adjuster until proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt in a court of law, and the widespread presumption of his guilt makes it much more likely he will be falsely convicted.
I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.
"survey finds that the average person in the UK only wears a piece of clothing 7 times" what are you talking about. what are you fucking talking about. who are these people and in what world are they average.
These people are so fucking crazy sidjsifjsofkkslvmslc
Im obsessed with people saying some shit a youth pastor would say and then acting like they did something huge
Surely the couple that got married would… still end up wanting to break up after the 5 years. Like the marriage would not prevent whatever emotional falling out that would cause the collapse of that relationship
A break from art to bring you:
he's going to be okay :)
actually making me cryyyyyyyyyyy the sad beaste:(((
rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please
im starting a foundation to introduce underprivileged children to forbidden techniques
i have decision paralysis because the angel and the devil on my shoulders are always fucking each other and they ignore me when i ask for help so i never know what to do
