why sleep when bamboo?

dumb thing i quickly edited

Hey you. Yes you. C’mere.

*throws you with force across a slip’n’slide to see where you land*

(Feel free to share this so your mutuals get yeeted)

(Tags via @reprintable)

breaking news fromsoft has announced a brand new title in the flash engine, they are calling it bloodborne 3 and its exclusive to the armor games platform

cant even hornypost about falin touden bc im just gonna get dozens of people responding with marcille speech bubble image edits

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

"patron saint" stop using catholic figures in a blasphemous way! it's disrespectful to catholics.

youve made me very happy by saying this

you...enjoy being disrespectful to catholics?

my brain is a mystery

What Strength Really Means 💪

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Hey everyone, my name is Abdelmajed. I don’t usually talk much about myself, but today, I want to share a little piece of my story.

I was born and raised in Gaza, a place that has always been my home 🏡. I grew up surrounded by my family, my friends, and the streets that I knew like the back of my hand. Life wasn’t always easy, but we had love, laughter, and dreams. I used to think that no matter what happened, home would always be here. But life has a way of changing things in ways we never expect.

Over the past months, everything I once knew has disappeared. The streets that were once filled with children playing are now silent. The houses that held so many memories are now just rubble. And the people I loved—some of them are gone forever. 💔

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“Oh No!” with every second beat removed

happy fma day

in the vein of "he would not fucking say that": they would not be that well-hung

like, you expect me to believe they're packing a footlong schlong? they would be four and a half inches on a good day. deeply immersion-breaking

so you’re saying they’re worth less than $5.

good to know.

looking within, looking without

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

THIS SUMMERS GONNA BE SO COOL

genuinely how it feels trying not to be mean to people who leave stupid shit on my posts