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IMPORTANT: If you're a Gaza fundraiser, I will not share your link unless you're vetted by either @90ghost, @nabulsi, or @el-shab-hussein. Nothing personal, it's just the only way I can know if you're real. الله يحفظك (I wish I could display this in arabic, but Tumblr doesn't let you post text right-to-left.)

The Dark Game Awards. We have categories

  • Biggest day 1 patch
  • This probably could have been a movie
  • Proof that indie games aren't inherently more artistic
  • Most playable asset flip
  • Most gambling addicts created

~ Most obvious DLC that shouldn't have been DLC

~ Most layoffs after game succeeded

~ Most crunchtimed game development

~ Shortest Game to Remaster of Game cycle

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Carpenter Tier list

S tier: John Carpenter A tier: Karen Carpenter B tier: Sabrina Carpenter

where does jesus christ of nazareth fall on this list. or his dad or whatever i never read the book

i JUST said i never read the book, how am i supposed to know

If tumblr shuts down you can find me in living in a shotgun shack. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in another part of the world. If tumblr shuts down you can find me behind the wheel of a large automobile. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. It tumblr shuts down I'll send myself an ask that says "how did I get here?"

To anyone who follows me, I don't care about nor trust Colossal Biosciences anymore (The people behind the "Wooly Mice"). They have proven themselves to be headline-chasing grifters after this latest stunt. They are claiming to have de-extincted *Aenocyon dirus*, aka the Dire Wolf, by editing just 20 genes from the the DNA of a Grey Wolf (*Canis lupus*) to make this thing:

If it wasn't clear from their scientific names, Grey Wolves and Dire Wolves aren't remotely related to one another aside from being Canids, despite what pop culture like Game of Thrones would have you believe. If they did look like each other, it would have had to be via convergent evolution, as they only shared a common ancestor over 5 million years ago.

This distinction, however, isn't found in the publicized articles about this so-called resurrected Dire Wolf and makes their claim that they brought the Dire Wolf back by simply editing *20* genes from the genome of a Grey Wolf laughable. A Dire Wolf would have shared more in common genetically with a Maned Wolf (*Chrysocyon brachyurus*) or Bush Dog (*Speothos venaticus*) than it would with a Grey Wolf.

Bottom line, don't fall for whatever this company is trying to tell you. If the Dire Wolf were to be brought back, it wouldn't be via something like this, and certainly wouldn't *look* like this. If you want an idea as to how a real Dire Wolf would look like in life, here is some fantastic paleoart by artist Mauricio Antón:

Addendum: I seem to have partially miscalculated Dire Wolf genetics. They were not closer to Maned Wolves or Bush Dogs, but they were still not closely related to Grey Wolves. They were basal members of Canini, related to canids like Jackals (genus Lupulella) but distinct from them. I am sorry for this misinformation in my attempt to correct other misinformation. My main point, however, is still correct.

Yeah, I saw this and my immediate thought was "these people don't know what they're doing". My second thought was, "these people know what they're doing is a scam". Either way, I've always been very suspicious of Colossal's, well, colossal claims, and now it's clear they're full of shit

This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

Remember folks, the two types of conspiracy theory are "Things the CIA or FBI has admitted to doing" and "Antisemitism"

HAPPY ELEVEN YEARS

[Transcription: Reporter, offscreen: You don't think she did any good? First woman: Not a bit of good, not a bit. I'd put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she'll never come back Reporter: Isn't that a pretty horrible thing to say when her funeral's going on right now? First woman: Too bad. Too bad. Second woman: She pulled the ladder up behind herself and never helped another woman, ever. So she- Reporter, interrupting: But didn't she show that a woman could become prime minister? Nobody'd done that before. Second woman: Do you want a woman like that as a warmonger and rips the heart out her country, is that what you want for a prime minister of any sex? ]

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I've got my HRT blood draw tomorrow, so I guess it's time to start my quarterly fundraising post! I'm Nadi. I'm a trans woman living in Arkansas. As you could probably guess, that's not exactly an employment slam dunk for me, and I need help paying for my trans medical stuff. Insurance won't cover anything which doesn't help. You can find a bunch of my links at the following link.

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Every buck helps!

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