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wren

@sliimetrash / sliimetrash.tumblr.com

ancient type of girl, primordial type of girl. thoroughly tested. she/it. 18

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

A lot of people are misunderstanding this post. Originally, I was discussing the commission price of this piece with an artist (my budget was roughly $2000) but after I saw you could make it with a robot for free, I decided to do that instead.

itโ€™s crazy how accessible waterboarding is. like, you can do it to yourself whenever you want and you donโ€™t even have to go out and buy anything.

Hay now, thatโ€™s how I-I get these locks of luscious emerald, the rockโ€™n roll lifestyle ainโ€™t for everyone mama

somehow, even after nearly twenty years of this damned website, theyโ€™re still coming up with new ideas

fuck i canโ€™t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i shouldโ€™ve been making money through internet scams

Ngl really tired of these callout post of โ€œx artist heavily inspired by meโ€ I see in videos of Twitter artist

God forbid someone sees you as an inspiration and wants to be like you but also do you not feel some embarrassment DMing someone being like โ€œI donโ€™t like you being inspired by me can you stop find someone else to reference from.โ€

Like I think I would just delete my account at that point if I did that

โ€œPose stealingโ€ โ€œcolor palette stealingโ€ โ€œbrush copyingโ€ go touch grass and go to a museum Iโ€™m begging you.

The digital brush one is funny cause imagine saying the same stuff with traditional artist

โ€œAbout to cancel this idiot for using the same brushes as me like be fucking original- pics below to see my set up vs theirsโ€

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from โ€œthe king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but godโ€, to โ€œuhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourismโ€ will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchsโ€ฆ bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with ratsโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘…

Delete this account immediately.

"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

Work vacuum died. This is the fifth one since I started working here five years ago.

The first one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The second one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The third one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The fourth one died for unknown reasons that involved my coworker vacuuming up rocks.

The fifth one died a few minutes ago and it was a big mystery and my coworker was like โ€œoh I donโ€™t know what happened it just overtaxed for some reasonโ€ so I looked inside the hose andโ€”get thisโ€”it was jammed with rocks.

He keeps buying bigger and more expensive vacuums and complaining about how shitty and faulty the last ones were and every time I suggest something like โ€œwhat if you didnโ€™t vacuum up rocksโ€ heโ€™s like oh no it is the vacuums who are wrong.

hey guys guess what happened again just now

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the post: whats the deal with airline food.... used to be peanits n now its tatsty little Boxes

the notes: #its like you people have never fucking heard of #advqncement in technology #why would it still be peanuts when people have allergies did you #literally just only find out about this #OP has apparently never been on a plane since the 1970s #discourse tag: We Dont Blog About Bruno

I've never seen anemic people have issue with people calling scant and unsatisfactory things "anemic" as a description of its state. Like I guess the low-iron people are there like "yeah mood, I am also low-energy, watered-down, lacking in substance, and not truly living up to the potential that I could have had if provided with the right tools and resources. Just like this newest Warhammer release."

just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"

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