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i still think the funniest accusation I got was being accused of faking my BLACKNESS
Salem wolfertinger666, infamously known for his whiteness
my name is Samantha actually...I lied... *falls to my knees crying and pissing*
this is my true form
love the terrified responses to whitewashed Salem 💜
im mister post tumblr im mister cope. im mister autism. im mister have a coke!!
I think an immortal girl would be a lot of fun. You could encase it in acrylic to be used as decoration and enjoy the presence of a cute thing that constantly feels like it is drowning and can't move at a for years at a time. Then imagine fucking the terrified thing that you cut out of the block when you want to use it for something new. The head would be divine, and if it isn't it can spend the next few years impaled on a stake.
now that mambo is finally gaining popularity here it's time to share my favorite video
Puppies can move in four exciting directions and play in three new modes
plushies live in plushie terrariums and they will sleep in big cuddle piles in soft nests. and they're so happy to be made of fabric and stuffing
sugie
Over-clocked
Commission for /jakeds312
I LOVE CHELL….
okay I haven't spelled this out directly mostly because I forget not everyone already knows all this stuff so here's, I think, the funniest detail of the "is Pauline really the Lady from Donkey Kong" "controversy".
the game that introduced Pauline's modern design (and the first time she was given that name in Japan) was Donkey Kong (1994), a reimagining of the original arcade game released the same year as Rareware's Donkey Kong reboot.
Donkey Kong (1994) also happens to have Donkey Kong Jr. in it, who is visibly younger than Donkey Kong. this suggests that the "Donkey Kong" that appears in DK94 is not "Donkey Kong III" from the DKC series, but really is the same Donkey Kong from the original arcade game.
what all of this means is.
if you decide to interpret "Pauline" and "Lady" as different characters, this still wouldn't make the timeline make sense! because even if "Pauline" wasn't really there in the original arcade game, she still was kidnapped by the original Donkey Kong at a point in time before Donkey Kong III would have been born, an event that happened in the first game that contains "Pauline" as opposed to "Lady"!
and isn't that so good? like, there's literally no way to make the timeline make sense without time travel or arbitrarily cherry-picking which Nintendo-developed games count as "canon"! no matter how you slice it, Pauline has to simultaneously be 13 years old when Donkey Kong III is a grown adult and a grown adult before Donkey Kong III was born. beautiful
