clint gets cockworshipped (clint x f!reader)

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summary: clint deserves some cock worship

tags: cock worship/blowjob pwp, clint comes twice (2!), a little overstim, established relationship, f!reader is able bodied with curly hair mentioned (if you don’t have curly hair and you can’t imagine it for this then it’s not for u, sorry not sorry my poc babes catch pink pussy strays all the time with no warning; you can pretend or not idc), my adhd brain cell can't edit anymore so if there are words missing in sentences soz

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Clint planted the idea in your head, so it’s his fault really. Maybe he didn’t say it out loud—but he said it with his actions. He never lets you make it all about him. Not in the way you want.

WIP WEDNESDAY

here is a snippet from the upcoming chapter of Hungry Man, you silly sluts!

Chapter Two: God The Animal

Chapter Summary: “…made me think about what it would be like if God the animal bit me with his razor-sharp fangs. God has huge poisonous fangs and he loves to bite people who follow the rules. If you follow the rules, God's going to kill you with his long teeth ; and I love knowing that.”

warnings/tags: smut, overstim, extreme dub con, coercion, lying, dubious ethics- more to be added

Ugh these two are so twisted I FUCKIN LOVE IT

WIP WEDNESDAY

here is a snippet from the upcoming chapter of Hungry Man, you silly sluts!

Chapter Two: God The Animal

Chapter Summary: “…made me think about what it would be like if God the animal bit me with his razor-sharp fangs. God has huge poisonous fangs and he loves to bite people who follow the rules. If you follow the rules, God's going to kill you with his long teeth ; and I love knowing that.”

warnings/tags: smut, overstim, extreme dub con, coercion, lying, dubious ethics- more to be added

Mama Beth, you are mothering. Thank you for doing all of this for us while having so much on your back (my sanity and emotional well-being, for example) being a single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops with gentle hands and the heart of a fighter... you're an icon, you're a legend and you are the moment. This will keep me alive till friday 🙌🙌

this is the most incredible thing ive ever seen- youre creative, youre a star, i'm lucky to know you <3 i cant wait for you to see what is in store for these two and also Pud and whoever else gets involved lmao

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The SAVE act is a voter suppression bill, and Republicans admit it. It would require in person voter registration with birth certificates or passports that match your current name. As usual, this would disproportionately affect BIPOC communities, as well as:

Voter suppression always helps Republicans and hurts democracy AND THEY KNOW IT. Please contact congress (easy calls with script: 5calls | easy write: resistbot). Spread the word, make some noise. Go to town halls. Donate to the ACLU. Whether this passes or not, the Right will keep trying to chip away at our suffrage. Let's hold these cowards accountable. And pls take care of yourself 💙

Chapter One: Desperate Pleasures Chapter Summary- Wheel out your god, these are desperate times Talk to your mother, thеse are despеrate times Dance with your lover, these are desperate times Surrender yourself, these are desperate times

Series Summary- hun·gry | adjective

Rating- Explicit

Warnings- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, dark&sneaky!Joel, unhinged&crazy!reader- they're both going through stuff, OKAY!? unreliable narrator, changing povs, unhealthy relationships (but we knew this), Stockholm syndrome, Tommy & Maria.

authors note- here, take this first chapter and let me know what you think! I 100% urge you to go read Girl Dinner before consuming this otherwise things won't make sense!

a/n part two- I just couldn't wait anymore. I hope you all like it.

Joel tosses the towel into the hamper across the room. It’s still half filled with the dirty laundry he was going to do when he got back from the mall almost eight months ago. His clothes don’t fit the way they used to; they sag on him when they had actually been getting a little snug before his last trip out. 

Now he’s having to make a new hole in his belt, and his shirt is just a tad baggier than he's used to.

You’ll survive, been through far worse. 

rarely do i reblog fics (no real reason) so i’m sorry @ 95% of my mutuals whom are here for vibes and not for thought-provoking literature (aka being ungodly horny for fictional characters) but this was excellent and i simply must support the arts, specifically the brilliantly written unhinged female protagonist arts.

ok so (a) tell me why i’m SO invested in the character development of the voices in her goddamn head 😭 like wtf is going on with the nice one?! she was struggling a bit in part 4 of girl dinner if i recall and def is NOT thriving outside of the mall and i’m dying to know if she will come around to jackson (b) these aforementioned voices continually being one of the most relatable parts of this series… concerning? 🤔 (c) i miss puddin’ and will lock YOU up in an abandoned mall for eight months if we don’t get more of him being a cute menace soon (d) tommy and maria are SO good here esp watching her come to trust maria and i could write an entire separate essay about how perfectly you’ve used them as the wtf-is-going-on-here foil and can’t wait to see what happens next (e) sug’s internal angst fr made my heart ache like… “what is normal?” and her wanting to play dead like puddin’ and just her being wracked with ptsd… i know my precious angel it’s rough out here (f) i CANNOT believe these two were found fucking in the woods btw lmao amazing

me talking about girl dinner and now hungry man:

girl let's go, I l o v e talkin' about this shit.

authors ramblings below the cut

Chapter One: Desperate Pleasures Chapter Summary- Wheel out your god, these are desperate times Talk to your mother, thеse are despеrate times Dance with your lover, these are desperate times Surrender yourself, these are desperate times

Series Summary- hun·gry | adjective

Rating- Explicit

Warnings- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, dark&sneaky!Joel, unhinged&crazy!reader- they're both going through stuff, OKAY!? unreliable narrator, changing povs, unhealthy relationships (but we knew this), Stockholm syndrome, Tommy & Maria.

authors note- here, take this first chapter and let me know what you think! I 100% urge you to go read Girl Dinner before consuming this otherwise things won't make sense!

a/n part two- I just couldn't wait anymore. I hope you all like it.

Joel tosses the towel into the hamper across the room. It’s still half filled with the dirty laundry he was going to do when he got back from the mall almost eight months ago. His clothes don’t fit the way they used to; they sag on him when they had actually been getting a little snug before his last trip out. 

Now he’s having to make a new hole in his belt, and his shirt is just a tad baggier than he's used to.

You’ll survive, been through far worse. 

I read super fast. I loved it. It's perfect. Now a few comments:

[“Outta control? She’s half the size of you…”]

LOL, poor Tommy, if he only knew...

[“What’s with the opossum?” Tommy finally breaks the awkward, hostility-filled quiet with a curious tone, instead of accusatory.]

Basically *everyone* when we first read Girl Dinner. I love this fic so much it's not even funny anymore I really hope Puddin' get some cool outfits. Perhaps a little beanie? Oh, do you think Maria would let Sug borrow a baby carrier/sling so she can walk around with Puddin'? I hope so.

Damn, I really love your writing @slimybeth69 the little details in Sug's behaviour?? Like, with the towel... how she acted towards Maria, her feelings and thoughts. Joel is so bad at feelings, like, all the time he is worrying about her and when they meet he's an asshole. Very in character. I feel like you capture the characters extremely well and not just the main ones!

Also, THE PUDDIN' DIVIDERS???? 10/10

It's amazing, Beth, I loved it!! Thanks for your work, it's wonderful and I can't wait for more!!!!

PS: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN WHERE IS MY TAG?

AHHHHHH Thank you for reading! And thank you for having so many amazing things to say about this first chapter. The comparison to the readers and Tommy's reaction to Puddin' has me in tears. I love it.

I'm sorry I forgot to tag you! It wasn't intentional and I'm adding you to the list RIGHT NOW!!!!

Author babbling down below/ could be interpreted as spoilers maybe?

the towel 💔

Maria's reaction to Sug ❤‍🩹

My version of Joel is always some form of emotionally constipated. He's just very backed up with feelings, but cannot get them out.

The next chapter will delve more into why he is the way he is with her- and his struggles with that. <3 <3 <3 <3

Can I touch ur femoral artery

I have not forgotten about the General or his little dove!!

I do plan on updating. Can't tell you when, but it's not abandoned!!!

boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair

Basically Joel in Girl Dinner

I'm so glad and honored to be mentioned alongside all these amazing authors.

thank you for the shout out-- I've done a lot of changing and learning over the course of my time in this fandom, and while the conversations had recently about being inclusive and race haven't been the most comfortable-- I am fortunate enough to say that I did take a lot away from them and I was able to grow as a writer, and as a person- hopefully as a friend.

Thanks for including me in this!! You're awesome and ily! <3

Chapter One: Desperate Pleasures Chapter Summary- Wheel out your god, these are desperate times Talk to your mother, thеse are despеrate times Dance with your lover, these are desperate times Surrender yourself, these are desperate times

Series Summary- hun·gry | adjective

Rating- Explicit

Warnings- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, dark&sneaky!Joel, unhinged&crazy!reader- they're both going through stuff, OKAY!? unreliable narrator, changing povs, unhealthy relationships (but we knew this), Stockholm syndrome, Tommy & Maria.

authors note- here, take this first chapter and let me know what you think! I 100% urge you to go read Girl Dinner before consuming this otherwise things won't make sense!

a/n part two- I just couldn't wait anymore. I hope you all like it.

Joel tosses the towel into the hamper across the room. It’s still half filled with the dirty laundry he was going to do when he got back from the mall almost eight months ago. His clothes don’t fit the way they used to; they sag on him when they had actually been getting a little snug before his last trip out. 

Now he’s having to make a new hole in his belt, and his shirt is just a tad baggier than he's used to.

You’ll survive, been through far worse. 

Woooo here we are, I missed them 😍

ahhhh thank you so much for reading!! I love that i'm keeping you on your toes, and I hope I keep doing so!!

ugh, I'm glad I could convey how hard it was for Sug. She just wanted to be in her safe place (with Mister).

Joel has his reasons for not wanting people to know, and those will come to light soon enough 😇

thanks for being such a big Puddin' supporter. If only he knew what a sensation he is with the readers. and that meme is actually incredibly accurate- to this story and also real life.

<3 <3 <3 <3