can’t tell you how good the quality is but here’s Dan’s half of Tommyinnits show tonight

New conspiracy theory that Dan was philslion but fully forgot

what is ur lesser known dnp vocal stim? because i feel like there are ones that people always mention but one of my BIGGEST is "time to the do zone game" from poppy playtime 2 and i've never seen anyone else mention that one

something so diabolically homosexual about phil's "blood" smeared on his face and hands while he's wearing phil's jacket. whatever

little beast, richard siken

hmm i wonder what this could be

dan and phil is bugs

All of the ring mentions lately are we finally gonna meet Dan and Phil's secret wives??

Phil: Yes, we do wanna release [the Terrible Influence Tour song] at some point. I think it should go on Spotify. 


Dan: This bitch needs to get on DanAndPhilBEATS.

Phil: It could go on DanAndPhilBEATS.

Dan: We could just post it as a music video, we should do like a kpop dance, you know, like Abracadabra, just a dance version. Right, Phil?

Phil: Don't make me do the dance again.

Dan: 
Look, are we proud of Phil for the dance?

Phil: In that recorded one, I thought I did great. That was a strong A.

(Excerpt from Dan and Phil’s Terrible Influence Global Livestream Afterparty, 23rd of March 2025)

So um. TommyInnit is going on tour. And uh. I need everyone else to be scared with me.

DOES THAT NOT LOOK LIKE AN AWFULLY RECOGNIZABLE PIXEL IMAGE TO ANYONE ELSE.