Slutty Husband

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REQUESTS CLOSED | MINORS DNI | 18+ | 🇲🇽 | He/him | Cis Male | I love too many men
19 | 🇲🇽 | He/him| MINORS DNI
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⚠️ MINORS DNI ⚠️

Requests closed <3

I write them slowly too btw •w•

Characters I write for are in included in my masterlist <3 (I’ll add more as time goes on and I remember some characters lol)

Rules

  • ‼️‼️‼️‼️I WILL ONLY WRITE CHUBBY MALE READER‼️‼️‼️‼️
  • I’ll only write male characters and male celebrities
  • I’ll also write for chubby male, Mexican, and femboy male reader (since I am all of them 😃 but also cuz there’s a lack of that)
  • Smut: ‼️‼️‼️‼️BOTTOM READER ONLY‼️‼️‼️‼️ I also do dom bottom. I don’t do piss, fisting, hard degrading, knife play, gun play, and etc. It’s all just too much for me
  • Fluff: I love all that domestic shit so yeah <333. I love the “soft boi bf and manly bf” and similar dynamics, I think it’s so cute
  • Angst: I will write almost anything, I don’t really know my limits on that. I’ll write death, cheating, and etc. But also just angst people would face in relationships.

Masterlist

Marvel
Celebrities
Euphoria
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
Riverdale
Glee
That '70s Show

Emoji Anon(s)

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Now a little about me down below ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

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you know you wanna lick your bro's sweat off his abs! maybe he'll even let you dry his chest and pits later if you're a good boy

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gives no fucks about showering after his workout. he's pent up and the hole he wants first will get his first 5 loads

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Pairing(s): Munch! Simon Riley x ftm reader. Pussy and clit is used in this!

Munch! Simon who needs your pussy at all times. Ever since he'd retired from service, his pent-up desires know no bounds. He craved and needed it, no matter where it happened- even during the night or in a secluded place in public.

Munch! Simon sees you minding your business on the couch, wearing nothing but boxers. Like the flash, he's instantly on his knees and your boxers are lowered to your knees. Your legs were on his shoulder as he buried his head between your thighs.

Munch! Simon has a PhD in pussy eating. Simon lifted his mask to expose his mouth before latching it onto your fuzzy entrance. Your hand held onto the man's mask as he ate you out. His tongue lapped at your folds and flicked your throbbing clit. The thousands of nerves inside the nub lit your body on fire.

Munch! Simon can only groan, sending the vibrations through your body. His eyes roll to the back of his skull as he is drunk on your juices. Simon would also thrust his fingers into your tight heat while toying with your clit. Suckin' on your folds while softly biting your clit. He would leave your body shaking violently as it was too much but it felt so good.

Munch! Simon always makes you cum more than once. It's only right! When he feels your insides spasming around him before he feels the wet sensation on his tongue or fingers; he's already gonna make you have a second one. He's not gonna stop until you squirt for him. Even then, he's gonna continue.

Now, Munch! Simon does eat you out whenever you're having body dysphoria. He pins you down and tells you that you're the hottest and most handsome man he's ever seen! He would praise your body saying that you've gained tons of muscle and that everything is coming along nicely!

Another thing is that Simon loves being sat on. He loves being suffocated by your pussy and juices. Plus size? That doesn't matter, in fact, Simon loves that! He wants to feel your total weight on his face he drowns in your juices. It's his preferred position when he wants to squirt for him.

He swallows every drop like he's a dehydrated man. Simon savors the taste. Now, he's gonna that two more times.

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Pairing(s): Munch! Simon Riley x ftm reader. Pussy and clit is used in this!

Munch! Simon who needs your pussy at all times. Ever since he'd retired from service, his pent-up desires know no bounds. He craved and needed it, no matter where it happened- even during the night or in a secluded place in public.

Munch! Simon sees you minding your business on the couch, wearing nothing but boxers. Like the flash, he's instantly on his knees and your boxers are lowered to your knees. Your legs were on his shoulder as he buried his head between your thighs.

Munch! Simon has a PhD in pussy eating. Simon lifted his mask to expose his mouth before latching it onto your fuzzy entrance. Your hand held onto the man's mask as he ate you out. His tongue lapped at your folds and flicked your throbbing clit. The thousands of nerves inside the nub lit your body on fire.

Munch! Simon can only groan, sending the vibrations through your body. His eyes roll to the back of his skull as he is drunk on your juices. Simon would also thrust his fingers into your tight heat while toying with your clit. Suckin' on your folds while softly biting your clit. He would leave your body shaking violently as it was too much but it felt so good.

Munch! Simon always makes you cum more than once. It's only right! When he feels your insides spasming around him before he feels the wet sensation on his tongue or fingers; he's already gonna make you have a second one. He's not gonna stop until you squirt for him. Even then, he's gonna continue.

Now, Munch! Simon does eat you out whenever you're having body dysphoria. He pins you down and tells you that you're the hottest and most handsome man he's ever seen! He would praise your body saying that you've gained tons of muscle and that everything is coming along nicely!

Another thing is that Simon loves being sat on. He loves being suffocated by your pussy and juices. Plus size? That doesn't matter, in fact, Simon loves that! He wants to feel your total weight on his face he drowns in your juices. It's his preferred position when he wants to squirt for him.

He swallows every drop like he's a dehydrated man. Simon savors the taste. Now, he's gonna that two more times.

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If The Sun Refused To Shine
pairing: Clark Kent x M!Reader
summary: Clark Fucking You In The Shower After Practice
a/n: request are open!
wc:1k

Clark felt the steam envelop him as he stepped into the shower, the warm water cascading down his muscular frame. After an intense football practice, the adrenaline still buzzed beneath his skin, but there was something else—a simmering tension that had been building for weeks. 

You joined him, the sound of water splattering against the tiles mixing with the faint echoes of laughter that filtered in from the locker room. You turned the knobs, adjusting the temperature until it was just right, the heat making the air thick and charged.

you turn on the tap, steam begins to rise, curling around your bodies like a comforting embrace. The moment the water cascades down, it soothes your sore limbs, the heat sinking into your skin.

You can’t help but steal a glance at Clark, the water streaming down his toned body, highlighting the crisp definition of his muscles - broad shoulders tapering down to a narrow waist. His hair, dark and slicked back with moisture, glistens under the warm light.

You catch him looking at you, his deep blue eyes filled with something that makes your heart race. There’s an unspoken tension between you, the kind that hangs thick in the air, swirling around you like the steam. 

The way the water clung to your skin, the droplets sliding down your arms and chest, seemed to captivate him, holding his attention hostage.

Clark stepped closer, the space between you shrinking to nothing. The heat radiating from his skin combined with the warmth of the water, creating a sensation that was almost intoxicating. 

You felt the steam rise, wrapping around you like a second skin, blurring the edges of reality. In that moment, time seemed to stand still as he leaned in, his body brushing against yours, igniting a fire that sent shivers down your spine.

Without breaking eye contact, he tilted his head slightly and captured your lips with his. The kiss was fierce and passionate, filled with the pent-up energy that had been crackling between you. 

Water poured down your bodies, mixing with the urgency of your movements as the kiss deepened. His hands found their way to your waist, fingers gripping you tightly, drawing you closer.

Before you knew it, he lifted you effortlessly, and you wrapped your legs around his waist as he pressed you against the wall again, the water running down your bodies. The heat of his skin, the steam, and the thrill of being caught in a moment of pure connection pushed your senses into overdrive.

“God, you’re incredible,” Clark murmured against your ear, causing a shiver to run through you. 

Clark's grip tightened around your waist as he shifted his stance, lifting you effortlessly off the ground. The tiles beneath you felt cool against your back, contrasting sharply with the heat radiating from your body.

You gasped at the sensation as he positioned you against the wall, your legs wrapping around his waist naturally. The anticipation hung thick in the air, the steam swirling around you both like a protective fog. He looked deep into your eyes, searching for any hint of hesitation, but all he found was desire.

he pressed forward, entering you slowly at first, but the intensity of the moment soon took over. He thrust deep, filling you completely, a moan escaping your lips as the water cascaded over your bodies. The sensation was electric, sending ripples of pleasure coursing through you as he began to move, each thrust purposeful and deep.

His hands roamed your body, exploring the curves and planes of your form as he held you tightly against the wall, ensuring that you felt every part of him. Pleasure coiled tightly within you, urging you closer to the edge with each deep thrust.

"Clark," you gasped, gripping his shoulders tightly, urging him on. "Just like that..."

He met your gaze, his eyes dark with lust yet filled with an endearing softness. "I’ve got you," he promised, thrusting deeper, a steady pace that drove you higher and higher. The sensation of the hot water mingling with the heat radiating from your bodies only heightened the intensity, making each moment feel like it was stretching into eternity.

“You feel so good around me,” he breathed, his voice strained with bliss as he increased the depth of his thrusts, drawing moans from both of you. It was overwhelming, and you could feel the tension building within, ready to snap.

With every movement, he drove you closer to that edge, the sound of water pouring down only adding to your pleasure. “I’m so close,” you gasped, your body trembling with need.

“Me too,” he whispered, picking up the pace as he buried himself deeper, the world around you becoming a distant memory. The two of you were lost in each other, in this moment of pure ecstasy, and there was nowhere else you’d rather be.

"Yes, just like that," you encouraged, your voice barely above a whisper, fueling his desire even more. And as the heat built within you, you held onto him tightly.

You felt him cum inside you, warm and overwhelming, filling you with a deep sense of completion. Clark held you close against the wall, trembling together under the stream of hot water.

Clark looked into your eyes, his expression a blend of satisfaction and concern. “Okay, we really need to get out of here before someone walks in on us,” he said, his voice low but laced with urgency.

He set you down gently, but kept an arm around your waist, guiding you through the waterfall of hot water as you both began to wash off the remnants of the moment. You hurried, the cool air outside the shower contrasting sharply with the warmth of the water.

“If Coach finds out we were in here together…” Clark began, his jaw tightening as he imagined the possible fallout. 

With quick movements, you both finished rinsing off, sharing glances that exchanged both laughter and the warmth of stolen moments. Clark reached for a towel and tossed one your way, shaking his head. 

“Quick! Get dressed!” Clark hissed, a grin spreading across his face as he quickly grabbed his clothes. 

You shared a glance, a mix of excitement and panic reflected in your eyes, before you scrambled to throw on your clothes, both of you laughing softly about the absurdity of it all.

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Our youngest brother caught us fucking in the woods. It doesn’t matter that we’re all adults, the fucker still said he was going to snitch if we didn’t let him join in.

“Why the fuck should we?” Evan asked from behind me. He didn’t stop fucking me, thrusting shallowly into my sloppy hole. He’d already pumped a load into me before breakfast. The cum squelched when he pulled out.

I didn’t really care if Neil joined us or not, but I knew Evan did. The two of them had never shared their toys well.

“Well, I don’t think Jake’s wife is going to be thrilled about this if she finds out,” Neil countered.

“Just take your dick out, Neil,” I said. “I’m sick of you two always fighting. Grow up.”

Neil grinned in victory and pulled his cock out. Evan let out an annoyed huff behind me, but he picked up the pace. I sucked Neil’s tip into my mouth, and really, I couldn’t figure out what they were complaining about. Wasn’t three better than two?

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Drink Your Milk
pairing: Jonathan Bailey x M!Reader
a/n: request are open!
wc:500+

Your hands found their place on his thighs, fingers curling and gripping as you maintained a steady rhythm. The weight of his gaze bore down on you, a silent encouragement that thrilled you to your core.

With a gentle but firm motion, Jonathan's hand found its way to the back of your head, fingers threading through your hair. His touch was both commanding and reassuring, guiding you closer as he encouraged you with subtle movements.

Your hands found their way to the base, gripping him firmly as you began to work your mouth around him, creating a rhythm that felt instinctual. 

Jonathan's hand settled on the back of your head, fingers tangling in your hair, gently guiding you as you moved. 

“There’s my good boy,” he murmured, his hand tightening just slightly in your hair, encouraging yet gentle.

You wrapped your lips around him, feeling his warmth fill your mouth. Your tongue swirled around the tip, tasting him, taking your time to explore every inch. Jonathan's grip on your hair tightened, guiding you without forcing you, encouraging you to take him deeper.

Jonathan's fingers tightened in your hair, urging you on as he let out soft gasps that drove you further into your desire to please him.

The rhythm of your movements grew more fervent, your body responding instinctively to his every reaction. 

“Babe, I’m close,” he warned, his hand tightening in your hair as if he needed to ground himself against the overwhelming sensations.

Jonathan's tension reached its peak, his breath caught, letting out a low, primal growl that resonated deep within you, sending shocks of excitement through your entire body. 

“Drink your milk,” he commands, his voice barely above a whisper, charged with intense longing. 

You swallowed eagerly, savoring every drop of what he offered, not wanting to waste a single bit of it. His eyes were locked onto yours, filled with a mixture of satisfaction and raw desire, as he watched you obey his playful command. 

“Good boy,” he murmured, his voice thick with satisfaction as he took a deep breath to steady himself.

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You know I’m always yours (I’m so in love)
pairing: Joe Goldberg (Jonathan Moore) x M!Reader
summary: Jerking off Professor Moore in his classroom for extra credit
a/n: request are open!
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With a confident hand, you reached for Jonathan’s pants, slowly unzipping them while maintaining eye contact. He sucked in a breath, his eyes widening as you teased him with a sly smile. You could see the way he tensed, the anticipation palpable between you. 

“Do whatever you want with me,” he breathed, his voice low and inviting yet laced with a hint of vulnerability. 

You slipped your hand inside, wrapping your fingers around him, Jonathan gave a soft whimper, frustration evident on his face as he struggled to suppress himself. 

“You’re so sensitive,” you teased back, a smirk tugging at your lips. You watched as his cheeks flushed, and you could tell he was battling to keep himself steady.

The way his body responded to your touch was intoxicating, each movement eliciting more heat from him. You enjoyed how he fought to contain himself.

Jonathan’s breath came in shallow gasps, his body trembling with the effort to keep quiet. You slid your hand up and down his cock, the sensation eliciting soft whimpers that he desperately tried to suppress.

"You're close, aren't you?" you murmured, leaning in closer and capturing his gaze. The intensity in his eyes reflected the overwhelming pleasure racing through him. You could feel the warmth radiating from him, the way he clenched his fists as he fought for control.

"Yeah… just—fuck" His voice betrayed him, breaking into a needy whine. You could feel his pulse quickening under your touch, each stroke bringing Jonathan closer to the edge. 

You felt Jonathan throb in your hand, cum spilling over your fingers as he came undone, moaning your name in a breathy pitch that sent shivers down your spine. The throes of pleasure washed over him, and you savored every moment, every sound.

“God, yes…” he breathed, the last of his energy spent as he leaned back, breathing heavily, his chest rising and falling with each breath. 

You admired the sight, a small smile playing on your lips as you watched him collect himself, still trembling from the intensity of it all. 

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