I'm amused at the ones which finally took him out

I would play the shit out of this.

Please support this game! I've been following it forever and the developers obviously put a lot of love into finally repping my people as Not Just Generic Bad Guys To Be Slaughtered in QuickTime Events, but the unabashed horse girls we truly are. I really love how outspoken she is about representing proper care and compassion for these animals in the industry too.

Found it! Reblogging to kickstart when I’m at my laptop.

This looks cute af <3

GONNA TRAVEL THE LANDS ON MY COOL HORSE <3

Also to the person on twitter who asked if the game about 13th century Mongolian horseback couriers was "Woke dei" and was horrified at the existence of pronouns: I encourage them to consult with their doctor swiftly to find out precisely how many worms they currently have in their brain

Reblogging this because I forgot to have a link in my previous reblog.

HE'S A LITTLE FRUITY

The full pic gives me life I will not be normal about this

I--... I...

Deadass

The social cheat I’ve learned for this is to say:

“I have to check my calendar, why, what’s Friday?”

This says “Maybe” without saying “Maybe”, and giving you the option to make up a Doctor’s Appointment You Forgot About (or reschedule one you didn’t!) depending on what they say.

It’s an amazingly powerful sentence for my Autistic and ADHD ass - it gives me the ability to judge my social spoons, as well as communicating that “hey, I might have forgotten something, it’s not you it’s me” in a very non-offensive way.

“I have to check my calendar, why?”

THANK YOU FOR THIS

PRO TIP: do not IMMEDIATELY respond in the negative or affirmative once they answer. Maintain the ruse. Give yourself to the count of, like, 30, before saying yes or no.

fuck i love you

“maintain the ruse” no legit check your calendar though there might be something on there you don’t remember, especially if you have ADHD

And if you have your calendar open and it IS something you want to do, you can actually put it on your calendar to not forget or double book!

Feeling called out from start to finish.

i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it’s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.

you CANNOT leave this in the tags that's so perfect and accurate

Yeagh for fuckin real...

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

Hi if you ever find yourself in a relationship saying anything along the lines of "well I can't leave cause I would never be able to find something better than this because I'm trans/fat/aging/antisocial/unlucky" I beg of you to run. Please. You can find and build better but in order to do that you have to take the first step out the door. You do not have to endure abuse, mistreatment, or just plain incompatibility for the sake of a fraction of happiness. You don't.

This post has ended multiple shitty relationships. Reblog it to end even more

Nothing to do with GO or BAT - just good advice

how to politely and non weirdly ask a friend if it would be ok for you to suck their dick. wikihow

Pointing out that you already know each other rather than total strangers makes a surprisingly effective argument :P

Boyboob tutorial time!!!!!!

Hiya! I'm typing this up partially as a resource for others, but honestly, in a large part I want to document this for myself and it might as well be public anyways.

Earlier today, I posted a couple of pictures in this outfit:

So how exactly did I get this kind of cleavage look?

Might prove helpful

Getting them chopped off and then using this to get cleavage is based beyond belief

Also holy shit this was written long enough ago that I don't need breast forms for cleavage anymore

Jesse, you’re forgetting that Dragons are not just beasts, they are inherently magical and they are of the element they embody, Jesse. An ancient white dragon would create an icy tundra wherever it built its lair merely by existing in that place over time. It is the surrounding animals that have adapted to the cold to even exist in the landscape of a dragon, Jesse.

Also dragons have teeth, Jesse. I don't think ice resistance is gonna be that big of an issue. The prey isn't teeth resistant, Jesse.

Video description: Dashcam video of a man driving. There are many examples of him doing the same thing in this two-minute video: as he drives down a rural highway, he notices a train locomotive on a track that parallels the road. He lets out a cry of anticiipation like “oho!” or “let’s go CSX!” He then honks on his car horn the pattern known as “shave and a haircut.” Each time, the train conductor responds with the correct answer, which is the two-beat pattern “two bits.” Each time, the driver joyously cries, “A-ha!”

ID: Tweet by Ash (@AshCammm): guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting. end ID.

Why do these posts never have a “real human being told me in person ” option

My smart tv's dashboard, so I guess news. But @sandersstudies that's how I heard about who know who getting shot.

I feel like a lot of posts about respecting it/its pronouns try to disarm it to make it digestible when for me the point is that it's not.

"Yeah it feels dehumanizing to YOU that's why they're not YOUR pronouns!" Actually I specifically identify as not human, partially to reclaim the dehumanization I'd face regardless of my queerness and partially because I have never felt like one of you. They're actually my pronouns because it is dehumanizing, not because I somehow feel like it's not.

"Well maybe 'it' refers to 'love' or a sunset! Did you ever think about that?" Actually I'm a fucked up creature and a golem. I'm a scary monster and an unstoppable machine. I'm beyond your comprehension and something few people would lay eyes on in its true form without flinching.

Like if you use it/its because you're a sunset or without separating yourself from humanity? That's great too. But the reason people should respect our pronouns is that they're our pronouns, not that we're something nice and easy to swallow or even understand.

Cis men will jump on you and hit you with a hammer but trans women will punch you in the face and set you on fire for a short time

They're going to beat you up

physically incapable of being upset by being rickrolled. if it’s well executed i get to engage in the playful wink-nod with the jokester. and if it’s obvious. well then i just get to see my beautiful friend rick astley

Fr, it's a great song, and the OP just wants to share that with the world :D