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Whump blog, mainly. I'm mediocre at tagging stuff so proceed at your own discretion. He/Him. Adult. Literally nocturnal. Sometimes socially awkward so I apologize in advance for that. See my masterpost for blog info and navigation. If this is your first time visiting my blog, I suggest you start here. DO NOT ASK FOR DONATIONS IN MY INBOX/MENTIONS UNLESS YOU'RE SOMEONE I ALREADY KNOW. Strangers who do this will be blocked and reported as spam on sight.

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โœ”=Completed | โ—=In progress | โ—ผ=On hold (everything's kind of on hold rn as I finish school but shh I can pretend)

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โšก Technically Not Human (working title) โ— Nolan signs away his freedom and goes to an institution that trains superhumans to serve the highest bidder.

๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ Asher the IT Pet โœ” What if someone who was legally a pet were allowed to have a life like a free person?

๐Ÿค• Whumper-turned-Caretaker CYOA โœ” What it says on the tin.

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โ™’ Living Weapon Aquarius โ—

๐Ÿชถ Sky's the Limit โ—ผ

๐Ÿ Separate โœ”

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โ„๏ธ Whumpuary 2024

โ˜€๏ธ Augusnippets 2024

๐ŸŽƒ Whumptober 2024

Drabbles/Standalones

โœ’ Irresistible

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in loving memory of tumblr's april fools' pranks ๐Ÿ’ 2014 - 2024

icymi, tumblr used to do an elaborate april fool's prank every year, but this year they suddenly stopped. here's a somewhat detailed recap of everything they did over the decade:

2013 - mishapocalypse (honourable mention): tumblr staff didnโ€™t start doing april fools until 2014, butย the mishapocalypse happened on tumblr in 2013 and i feel like this list would be incomplete without it

2014 - tumblrpro: upon opening your dash you were greeted by an โ€œinspirationalโ€ video, that ended with the option to get โ€œtumblrpro (for free)โ€. all it did was put a top hat on your icon.

2015 - tumblr executivesuite/coppy: a copying machine appeared in the corner of your dash. it would offer tips on how to use tumblr, like clippy the paperclip used to do in microsoft word. as the day went on, it slowly broke down and died right in front of your eyes. many people hated him (but not me). you could also make a (small) spreadsheet. @executivesuite2016 is the official blog.

2016 - this is decision/lizard election/tumblrdecides: a parody of the 2016 US elections. there were 4 lizards (well, one of them turned out to be a salamander in a scandal) to vote for. the dash looked different and there was a live news report with election updates, as well as an election blog for each lizard. they all had their own slogans and you would get an "i voted" button after you voted that would get slapped next to your icon. there were built-in functions to make an election poster for your favourite lizard and to create a text post that supported your lizard of choice that autogenerated a statement for all your followers to read. imo tumblrโ€™s april fools peak.ย @thisisdecision2016-blogย is the official blog, @mop-2016-blog @wretchedtooth @timefordeborah-blog were candidates. rick also had a blog (rick-official) but that now seems to have vanished because he ended up dropping out of the election. mop won, if you're curious. by far the most elaborate prank tumblr ever did.

2017 - horse friend: a tamagotchi-inspired game where you had to take care of a little horse in the corner of your screen. it came with a randomly generated name, and you had to feed and clean up after it. if you didnt take good care of it, it died. you could then hatch (yes, hatch) a new one. there was also an option to look at the names of all your dead horses. this is now available to buy in the tumblr shop. @horse-friends is the official blog.

2018 - tumblcoin: a parody of cryptocurrency (this was the year bitcoin took off). you couldย โ€˜investโ€™ in tumblcoin, with which you could in turn buy things with to spice up your dash, including last yearโ€™s horse friend, coppy from 2015, and a frame for around your icon. you could share the amount of tumblcoin you owned in an automatically generated gif post which would be tagged #tbc2018 and #tumblcoin. @tumblcoin is the official blog.

2019 - @memories: this blog still functions the way it did on april fools itself! it's like mad libs, where it takes post templates and then adds in tags you use a lot and users you frequently interact with on your main blog. like a personalized shitpost bot.

2020 - group chat prank/@storybot: it was so hard to find info on this because it was contained entirely in the now-defunct group chat function, which no one used. i had to go through the notes of this postย for information because no one cared enough to actually write anything explaining it. turns out, you could write a story with your mutuals by adding storybot to your group chat. it also kept working after april fools (well, up until the group chats were deleted) just like memories. many people missed out on it entirely because they did not use the group chat function.

2021 - tumblcryptids: tumblr allowed you to adopt โ€œnon-fungible tumblcryptidsโ€, a parody of NFTs. clicking a button that said "Summon thy Tumblrcryptid" would spawn an image of a little blob-shaped creature with a short description, which would always read "Hi! My name is [randomly generated name]. I love [thing most people like]. I hate [thing most people dislike]. Like my parent, I can't get enough of #[tag from your main blog]." you could share them in a post, which would automatically add the tag #NFTumblcryptids to your post. and yes, people on the piss on the poor website freaked out about it because they thought they were real NFTs harming the environment. @tumblcryptidadoptioncenter is the official blog.

2022 - click-a-thon: when you clicked a light switch on your dashboard, a bunch of colourful things showed up, like a sponge you could move around, an "engagament meter", clickable buttons, and a โ€œSummon Crab!โ€ button, which would summon a crab when you clicked it. you could. the crabs, like horse friend, are still available in the tumblr store as of 2025. here's some screenshots. there were various ways to share your crab activities, which would all get tagged #april fools 2022. the prank was presented as a marketing technique created by Brick Whartley, a fictional businessman character created by tumblr, who (afaik) originated in a post on the official blog of the 2018 april fools prank, albeit originally in a different role. around this time he also started functioning as the mascot for tumblr's shop ( @emporium )

2023 - abstract reactions (emoji reacts): buttons were added to every post that allowed you to add emoji reactions, many of them based on tumblr inside jokes (horse as a reference to horse plinko/horse friend, vanilla for the vanilla extract meme, pikaman, bug for bug race, and brick whartley, who wasn't a meme but staff really wanted him to be). if one specific emoji was used a certain amount of times it would add an effect to the post, eg many cheese emoji reacts would cover the post in cheese. this was also attributed to Brick Whartley ("his" blog @brickwhartley also documented the day)

2024 - boop-o-meter: allowed you to โ€œboopโ€ other users who had opted in to the booping, like facebookโ€™s poke feature back in the day. depending on how long you held the button, you would either boop, super boop, or evil boop. on the dashboard there was a counter for both how many times you had booped others and how many times others had booped you, as well as how many boops were given side-wide. when booping someone, an image of a cat paw appeared. you would get badges (which can still be used) for booping 1, 100 and 1000 times. if you got more than 999 boops, the counter would simply say โ€œWOWโ€. this was brought back for halloween 2024 (as BOOp-o-meter. get it), with a ghost, skeleton and mummy paw. no official blog, but here's an official recap for april first from staff. i believe this was the only april fools prank that was mobile user friendly.

2025 - @fandom is running some polls, i guess

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stumbleoutermales

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

I donโ€™t know how I forget about this every year but I love it

Reblog to let your followers know that theyโ€™re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boopโ€™d like an idiot amen

Writers: You Can Have as Many Fucking WIPs as You Want

Hey friends. I just wanted to throw this out there because I see a lot of posts from writers lamenting that theyโ€™re starting new WIPs without finishing the old ones. Some of this is in the form of memes and jokes, some of it is in the form of updates or confessionals, but thereโ€™s always this implication that writers are doing something wrong by starting something new before the old thing is finished, hopping from project to project, or working on multiple WIPs at once. So I just want to say this:

The writing process is not linear.

Bouncing between multiple WIPs is totally okay.

Abandoning old WIPs that youโ€™re no longer interested in is totally okay.

Starting 10 or 20 or 30 stories for every 1 story that you finish is totally okay.

Only wanting to work on something thatโ€™s exciting to you (a new thing) and not something youโ€™ve burned out on (an old thing) is totally okay.

I get that feeling like youโ€™re always starting and never finishing anything is a big bummer. But it may help to remember that despite years of capitalist indoctrination, the creative process is not an assembly line.

Sometimes it takes writing 100 pages to realize that your idea is untenable, or that youโ€™re not actually that interested in it, or that you want to take things in a completely different direction with a totally new story.

Iโ€™m a published writer and I average at least 10-15 WIPs for each one that I actually finish. It may take me two sentences to abandon it, or 200 pages. And sometimes I come back to them and finish them in the future. But after 20 years of writing my computer is full of barely-started stories that were destined, for whatever reason, to die.

If youโ€™re turning your back on a story that really excites youย and you deeply wish you could complete because youโ€™re scared or blocked, thatโ€™s a frustrating pattern thatโ€™s totally worth trying to fix (Iโ€™ll be addressing this problem in detail in a new book Iโ€™m working on!). But for the most part, having a ton more WIPs that you actually finish is a completely normal part of the creative process and you donโ€™t need to be so hard on yourself about it. Youโ€™re doing great, and Iโ€™m cheering for you.

I was thinking about gladiator whump (which I could make a post about just in and of itself. but anyways) what if someone was there willingly, maybe eagerly even, for the thrill or the glory or what have you. And they thought all their opponents were in a similar situation. But then they find out that's not the case. Their rival was forced into this against their will. Forced into the violence, the risks, the public eye, the pain, all of it. And the one who signed up willingly immediately goes into hardcore protecc mode for the person they'd wanted to tear apart only moments ago

You can have so much with this. Scary caretaker. Accidental whumper. Forced to hurt. Forced to perform. Big strong (but still so traumatized) whumpee. Whumpee's trauma directly involving Caretaker. Complicated dynamics. The list goes on

I was thinking about gladiator whump (which I could make a post about just in and of itself. but anyways) what if someone was there willingly, maybe eagerly even, for the thrill or the glory or what have you. And they thought all their opponents were in a similar situation. But then they find out that's not the case. Their rival was forced into this against their will. Forced into the violence, the risks, the public eye, the pain, all of it. And the one who signed up willingly immediately goes into hardcore protecc mode for the person they'd wanted to tear apart only moments ago

Oh btw happy trans day of visibility!

I have recently moved from the "eventual dream" stage to the "early planning stages" of looking into top surgery

So maybe next year I will be visible in person instead of just online lol

Anonymous asked:

This is the beauty of never updating anything...I don't know what the new interface looks like ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

(I'm scared of it)

Basically the space where people's urls are in post is bigger and way more intrusive, and all the pfps are round. Also the follow button next to them is bigger and more obnoxious

Objectively I guess it's not the worst thing, but I feel like it really messes with the flow of how tumblr posts are read.

Adding a big space interrupts the rhythm, and emphasizes the urls which I usually ignore in favor of the actual content, which has been correspondingly deemphasized. Maybe this makes more sense on a little phone screen, but it is a terrible design choice for the desktop version.

(and I use the web version, so I don't have the option of just not updating the app ๐Ÿ˜”)

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