My new boss: “Everyone come to the team meeting with a surprising story about something you’ve done in the past. Something no one would expect of you!”
Me: Googling the statute of limitation for felonies in Texas
I won.
noooo you can't leave us hanging like this
we demand politely request to know the (alleged) felony!!
Mom, don’t read this.
"Old habits die hard"
Episode: Gang beast- Eclipse RAGE QUITS ft. Lunar, Ballora, and Monty!
A little background as to why the Markiplier fandom is panicking about The Edge of Sleep.
So YEARS ago. Mark was in a podcast called The Edge of Sleep, which was adapted into a TV series... Which was never released
Until
Mark made a movie adaptation of a video game, Iron Lung. He's put all his energy into this film, directing, producing, editing, even starring in it. the movie is done, and he's working to get it released in theaters.
We, the public don't know why, but we know that some doors have been locked on the release of Iron Lung, however some big wigs somewhere have promised that if his popularity alone can put Edge of Sleep in the TOP TEN a lot of doors will open for Iron Lung. He wasn't allowed to even say where it would premiere, nor was it advertised AT ALL
So now, Edge of Sleep has shadow dropped on Amazon Prime in the US. Three days BEFORE they even told Mark it would air. In order to get this man's work out in theaters this thing has to get to the top ten by word of mouth alone.
So. Watch Edge of Sleep! It's an apocalyptic horror. There are some mild gore warnings (blood, knife mutilation, brain dissection, self harm). Even if you can play it in the background and let it run just so it gets views thatd be helpful.
Stick it to the Hollywood Bigwigs! Show them YouTubers can have an audience! Open some doors for creative people trying to show their work to a bigger audience!
My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger
It'll be like
*music box playing*
*dog snoring*
*the sound of a crackling fire slowly fades in, getting louder and louder as the dog continues to snore*
The other night I was taking a bath while her bluetooth speaker sat innocently nearby, when she decided to aid my relaxation by providing her favorite soundscape, Dog Engulfed In Housefire
Moon is shy
This is nostalgic
the one-off i'm doodling right now as a break from Big Project contains, if i may be so bold, the silliest face i've ever drawn. i know i say this every time but i've really hit it out of the park on this one. and not from the character you expect either
i am ninety or one hundred years old and i do not need this
i found the thumbnail for this
The image of Astarion as flamboyant Dracula was too much to ignore. So have this.
Audio from the Dracula: a Comedy of Terrors play
Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape
Just a single mom doing her best to provide for her children. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Costume/photos/caption by Art by Kelsey
