manual gender reset has commenced, please stand by

Every trans girl deserves a coven—a circle of at least five weird, wonderful, chaotically enchanting trans women by her side at all times.

They’re the kind of girls who’ll gas you up for simply existing, send you memes when you're spiraling, help you pick out earrings that scream “divine feminine menace,” and kiss your forehead when words aren’t enough. They’ll tease you playfully when you're being dramatic, then help you fix your eyeliner mid-rant.

Because let’s be real—transitioning isn’t just about survival. It’s about building your own queer mythology. And no myth is complete without your sapphic squad of ride-or-die trans babes backing you up, casting protection spells, manifesting joy, and maybe—just maybe—falling a little in love along the way.

Starting a collection

I'm just-

we classified the colossal squid in 1925, put together from pieces found in sperm whale stomachs.

we've found them dead or dying or in distress, floating on the surface or entangled by trawlers.

but now

in 2025

100 years later

we finally find one alive and thriving in the deep Antarctic sea

and it's a baby.

of course, im not a cop and i don’t pretend to be, you can do whatever the hell you want with your items. go ahead and wear your HP shit out and keep telling your trans friends that “i don’t support her but im just such a ravenclaw i can’t let my fandoms go haha” and you will quickly find your friend group dwindling down to nothing. almost as if by magic!

"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book

i love you visible brushstrokes. i love you glue warped scrapbook pages. i love you awkward poems. i love you junk journal with faded receipts. i love you poorly composed journal layout. I love you unintentionally blurry photographs. i love you asymmetrical beading. i love you curling freeform crochet. i love you fingerprints on pottery. i love you reused materials. i love you improvised instruments. i love you mistakes. i love you bravery to make it anyway. i love you creativity that hasn't been wiped clean of every drop of humanity and sanitized and commodified.

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

tags via @ratbastarddotfuck

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

more on this page:

Even if you aren't on T gel and think this recall doesn't apply to you, it includes way more than just testosterone, including a bunch of very common medications, so please please please still check this list. Every medication I am currently prescribed was on this list except one.

RFK Jr is a threat to public health and civil rights. Of course, First Felon empowers him.

Harry Potter is fucking unsalvageable at this point and it doesn't matter how much you seperate yourself from the artist/author when the author's bigotry and transmisogyny heavily overshadows anything in that mediocre book.

at this point it signifies that you are complicit in the genocide of trans people, especially trans women and that you don't care that Rowling is profiting off of HP while pushing for the removal of our existence.

love our trans sisters, especially trans sisters of color, more than this fuck ass book.

I will never forget or forgive her rampant transmisogyny and racist hate campaigned towards a brown woman, reinforcing the violently degendering of brown/black women, being involved in misognoir.

her dribble is nothing but spouting white supremacist talking points, especially in the category of viewing feminity and womanhood as having eurocentric/white beauty standards and appearance.

oh yeah and the denial of trans people being persecuted in the Holocaust, which ya know, makes you a HOLOCAUST DENIER,!!! OR A FASH!!!

JKRs public support of, and donations to a TERF group called For Women Scotland, have today resulted in a supreme court ruling here in the UK that legally defines gender as a biological binary, and specifically states that trans women are legally considered to be men regardless of the stage of their transition, and functionally renders gender recognition certificates meaningless.

Trans women can now legally be excluded from single sex spaces such as public bathrooms or charging rooms, shelters and refuges, etc.

The inverse is implied to be true of trans men, but not outright stated.

JKR has been very public in her stance on this matter for several years, and has actively funded and pushed for this change to legislation. And is now publicly celebrating the ruling on twitter.

She has previously stated that she believes anyone who reads her books, watches her shows, or buys her merchandise also agrees with her politics and supports her actions against the trans community.

you have to be able to defend people who are receiving unjust treatment even if they annoy you even if you personally find them extremely annoying you still have to be able to stand up and say "well thats fucked up"

Happy regular platypus :)

(dont ask why some colors change the original file looks good to me)

Kept seeing people in the notes saying something about a fedora

but i dont know why putting a fedora on him would make any differeHOLY SHIT

PERRY THE PLATYPUS???

Oh for sure

The second gif is from YESTERDAY don't do this to me

You're too late perry the platypus, i will use my 10K-NOTES-INATOR and make EVERYONE in the TRI-STATE AREA see this post!

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8/22

jkr wants us dead so its only fair for us to feel the same way about her

another day pretending someone else wrote harry potter

you can't just pretend someone evil doesn't exist, she not only still exists, but is using her money and fame from writing harry potter to harm trans people and set human rights back decades.

jk rowling wrote harry potter, harry potter is what has funded the current anti trans laws and massive increase in bigotry, you cannot separate the art from the artist when the artist is genuinely fucking evil.

jkr wants us dead so its only fair for us to feel the same way about her

another day pretending someone else wrote harry potter

you can't just pretend someone evil doesn't exist, she not only still exists, but is using her money and fame from writing harry potter to harm trans people and set human rights back decades.

jk rowling wrote harry potter, harry potter is what has funded the current anti trans laws and massive increase in bigotry, you cannot separate the art from the artist when the artist is genuinely fucking evil.