“mold is gross!!” “mold gets people sick!!” maybe for you. my mold loves me. we share germs & we arw in love ❤️ he livws on my water bottle and i take him everywhere with me. i am dyinf. for unrelated reasons

did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them

yay water

time to drink water woo hoo yay

Transition but instead of starting HRT I just shed my skin like a cicada and have crazy bug sex and die in a week

honestly like. long term the two most useful subjects i studied in high school were probably cookery & ethics

in ethics class we learned about a view call Emotivism which is the stance that ethnical beliefs aren’t based on reason but rather on people’s emotional reactions. & I remember being like, hm, in practice I do think that’s how most ethical judgements get made, but I don’t think it should be how ethical judgements get made.

periodically I’ll ask myself ‘is this action actually causing any material harm or does it just make me feel bad?’ Because sometimes it’s the latter. it’s an important question to ask yourself, i think.

also in cookery i learned how to make a chocolate swiss roll which is great for impressing ppl

me: hey man hows it going

my friend: *cordyceps on his head 1ft taller than last time* pretty good

we would like to have sex

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

new commission info.

vengis…porn…breasts…

He'res our new booyfriend

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We have to share

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

Bark for me dog

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

Can we not victim blame

MY FRIENDS ON THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM SEND ME Hyperbolic Time Chamber, ON GAMELON ITS Hyperbolic Time Chamber. I WAS IN COREDAI, RIGHT, AND ALL OF THE KOOPA HOTELS WERE JUST Hyperbolic Time Chamber STUFF. I SHOWED MY Hyperbolic Time Chamber TO ZELDA, AND THE Hyperbolic Time Chamber, I FLIPPED IT AND SAID, HEY MAMA LUIGI, ALL TOASTERS, TOAST Hyperbolic Time Chamber. HAHA. DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE. I LOOK AT A Hyperbolic Time Chamber AND I SAID, YOU WANT IT? ITS YOURS MY FRIEND. I LOOKED AT MY Hyperbolic Time Chamber, I THINK OF ROBOTNIK, AND SAID SNOOPINGAS USUAL I SEE? MAMA LUIGI YELP