task complete - sing karaoke

my beautiful old kitty cat JASMINE !!!!!!

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

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all right I guess tumblr ate this post because it can’t handle the truth or something, so here it is again

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

oh are you friends? or just dating.

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

adam and eve and.. me. i was there too but no one ever talks about it because the world is addicted to silencing gay voices

could i get a small fry and a thousand cups of water please

the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

There are so much going in in this image

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More journal comics !