a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

My husband found it necessary to get the thing for me and I love it.

Be sure to remember Sad™’s birthday next August.

the birth of sadness

found the exhibit on your mom

briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake

Mf sponsored my death

crying tears of empathy

to my 1738 followers: is anyone still alive here? how are things?

great to hear, never leave tumblr, you’ll regret it

Might as well fucking kill myself

Eurovision 2019 is almost here, you know what that means!!

still holds up

vampire stake to the heart wont work if your tits are big enough

Yeah, you just catch it

Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit.

Then I just use a spear instead.

you are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas and for what. why would you do that to the ecosystem