collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen

girl whos joints are always hurting: why are my fucking joints always hurting

can i bum a hit on your slide whistle

okay but what if. soggywetcatgirl big naturals... that could be good.....

save me estrogen.......

🧹🧹🧹 don't mind me, just sweeping up your dash! gotta keep this place nice and clean :) 🧹🧹🧹

All is right in the world :)

i just saw an incest blog titled "brotherpussy" and I'm sorry but I can't help but think of a very unfortunately named Catholic monk when I hear that

:D !!!!!!

:0

unknown forces compelled me to draw this

I NEED YOU TO BE PRESENT

FOR WHAT I AM GOING TO DO NEXT

life used to be so lit. we had a song about how tonights gonna be a good night and you would hear that number nearly every day. not like these days. now theres no telling what the night could bring. it sucks so bad

stop. putting bad posts on my daschboard. keep reblogging various womens erect genetalia 👍

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

April Fools!!! *dumps a bucket of liquid on you to replace the sog*

I am considering biting you.

*twirls hair and swishes back and forth a little* Really? :3

I am. no longer considering biting you.