MOOOOOOM, they’re trying to turn Tumblr into TikTok again!
got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces
sure is yeah. keep me updated
I saw one that was purely unhinged: they soak their socks. They're not allowed to take off the wet socks till they're done doing whatever it is that needs done.
Can't clean? Have dirty dishes? Go get dirty dish with dirty dish water in it and pour it on whatever needs cleaned. You could live with the mess before. Now? Probably not. Probably not.
If you did the wet sock thing to someone else you'd be violating the Geneva convention I think
sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night
Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)
I thought I might share one of my new tattoos. A couple years ago, a dear friend and I coined the term “fish bag moment”
A fish bag moment might be sitting all alone in an empty new apartment after coming out and upending your life, or starting a new job in a brand new line of work because it’s closer to your dreams
It’s what happens when you take a leap of faith or make a hard decision for yourself, when the future is so hard to visualize and everything feels scary. You’re just a fish in a bag and you can’t see where you’re going
But you’re on your way to a bigger aquarium
Ugh a coworker I adore is leaving for a new job opportunity. She was talking about how she’s happy and excited, but also sad and scared and nervous. I was like “omg you’re having a fishbag moment! Those feelings are what this tattoo represents!”
She said “I don’t like this feeling why would you get that tattooed on you”
And I said “because it means you’re on your way to a bigger aquarium 😌”
She had to walk away bc she started crying lol, and then shouted “THAT WAS CUTE” at me from down the hall
ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
hard cock at morning....jerkers take warning
hard cock at night.....jerker's delight
you know what it says
environmental storytelling
"military time" do NOT disrespect miss 24hs she would never join the imperialist machine
Sweet Dreams - Rora Blue
2020.
“Sweet Dreams explores the intricacies of everyday ableism and everyday ableist comments. Some of the comments recount dialogue said to the artist. Other phrases were submitted by other disabled and/or chronically ill individuals as documentation of comments that have been said to them. Through using recognizable objects associated with disability in correlation with playful colors, Sweet Dreams aims to reclaim objects commonly associated with pain and disrupt the narrative on what it means to be disabled.”
gonna do something unethical do you
*pretends to throw a stick but actually hides it behind my back*
STICK? WOOF WOOF WOOF *runs away in the general direction you "threw" the stick at and runs into incoming traffic*
*i come back with a big ass log and you can see destroyed cars in the background*
*Nearby I am sticking through the crashed windshield of my truck. I lean up shakily a moment*
Nice ... wood ... bro....
Oh thank you so mu- CIV? SIR?? ARE YOU ALRIGHT???