i’m about to start drawing again because of fallout and if that happens then hell has frozen over

YES he is a MASSIVE BITCH but hes also BISEXUAL and a PUNCHING BAG and ALMOST DIES AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. AND hes my little meow meow.

i can’t help but imagine vulpes as a man that worships the ground walked upon by those he admires

let me explain. he is a cruel man, he has burned whole towns, killed countless people, climbed the ranks with impressive displays of loyalty

i think love is complicated for him, and i think the courier that tries to find something in him will never really feel loved. he’ll make you feel like a body, a political advantage, like something lowly. he won’t let you know how much he admires or cares

until one day when you have enough, maybe you are sick of the legion and decide it’s time to finish the war, or maybe you decide that you’re just tired of the way his games make you feel, and you try to walk away one last time you will see the utterly religious devotion he carries

he will reach for you, beg you to stay, maybe if his transgression is extreme he will kneel to you like he kneels to caesar himself, and he will beg like a dog for you. he will accept your rage towards him, and any cruelty, he can take it just as well as he can deliver it.

he will grovel and beg and swear to you all the things he has done behind the scenes to secure your safety from the legion and other dangerous of the mojave. he will promise his own love and loyalty like a loyal hound

it’s just up to you if it’s too late for this part of him, this poetic devotion, or if he played his games too long

dreamt about a knight coming to you after a battle and getting on his knees in front of you and roaming his hands up your legs and smearing blood across your skin as he rests his cheek against your upper thigh. btw. additionally i would like to add taking his helmet off and hearing it rattle against the stone floor and running your hands through sweaty hair and praising him for protecting your kingdom. anyways.

Unpopular TES opinion:

I FUCKING LOVE BLACKREACH AND LITERALLY WISH IT WAS 1O TIMES BIGGER

--Martin Septim when he left the Cult of Sanguine, probably

they make me want to eat rocks

The soup has spoken

don’t threaten me with a good time

we are Fallout: New Vegas fans first and humans second

{{I think we need to talk about Dean Dominos separation anxiety. [If he likes you]

That man does NOT, take kindly to being dismissed.

Like, pookie, we are in imminent danger here, let me run with Dog for FIVE SECONDS.}}

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

happy 9th anniversary to your dildo fiasco chris grawly!

it really tickles me how the house resort portrait lovingly reproduces every element of howard hughes' original pose, but drastically reduces the length of both his legs and body. they said that fictional billionaire is NOT 6'4!!!