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laz

@somdxr / somdxr.tumblr.com

any pronouns - 18 - requests/asks are open - straw page: https://somdxr.straw.page/linksnstuff#
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laz's intro post

haaaiiii... :3

DNI/BYF

proship, and zionists will be blocked on sight

general DNI applies

i fluctuate from activity to absolute silence a lot-- and im not the most active on here in general (though i'm trying to get better at being active here HELP)

if you need to contact me or just want to see more of me in general your best bet is my insta so, yah

quick links

straw page (has everything you need to know about me: detailed about me, detailed interests, etc)

insta (most active here)

twitter, tiktok, youtube, art fight

tags

#somdxr draws -> NEW art tag (SF, UT, bugsnax, etc)

#somdr-draws -> OLD art tag (TPOM, S+M, etc)

#laz jibber japper -> rambles and what not

#resources -> links that i encourage you to interact and look at

#laz favs -> fav posts yum

about me

heyo! i'm laz

  • 18
  • he/bro/any pronouns
  • butch aroace lesbian
  • autistic+artistic
  • i love cats, if you cant tell ASHJKFDJ

divider credit: animatedglittergraphics-n-more

#intro post#finally after like 4 years i did this HELPPP
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Reblogged blue-starbursts
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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

  • the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
  • taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
  • at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
  • 'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
  • it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
  • it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
  • you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
  • young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
  • there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big
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Reblogged eggscargot
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Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that.

HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU’RE IN.

HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS.

Featuring Helpful Sections such as:

  • Death Certificates – What you need, why you need them, and how to get them
  • Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone
  • What the Everloving Fuck is Probate
  • Some Simple Dos and Don’ts
  • Shitty Mad Libs – Templates for writing Obituaries and Memorials
  • How to plan a non-religious death party
  • So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some shit

This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they’re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who’s inheriting grandma’s favorite dentures.

It’s not exactly cheerful and it’s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you’re processing a fresh death.

I’m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I’m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we’re all just going to cry together.

Good luck!

(in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit)

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Death sucks, hope you’re doing okay out there.

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HEY DEATHLINGS, SPREAD THE WORD, PRACTICAL WORKBOOK JUST DROPPED.

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Can confirm, this is quite practical. I read through it when making my will and need to go through it again to finish my process.

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Reblogged paper-mario-wiki
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White people love to be like "I avoid Black people because I'm scared I'll accidentally be racist to them" and think it's 1) somehow not racist to do this 2) a normal thing to do and admit

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There's a deeply compulsive urge in a lot of White people to flay themselves open in this bizarre, uncomfortable confessional way where they just NEED Black people to forgive them for, idk, being white?? And they will openly admit to the wildest shit with the most pleading expressions and it's insane to me

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Every time a Black person is like "the reason for x behavior is racism" they will get swarms of people being like "I DO THIS, BUT PLEASE HEAR ME OUT" like I need you people to please get a grip, you are talking to a person and what you are saying is absurd

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Reblogged paper-mario-wiki
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My family miraculously survived the Israeli bombing that occurred a few hours ago. Although we are being subjected to a policy of starvation and slow death by being denied food for 17 consecutive days, the occupation will not be satisfied with that and has returned to killing us.

We were almost a victim of today's bombing and miraculously survived. Please talk about us.

If you want to donate, the link is here.

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redkling27 asked:

Hi! Your mindscape art of Stanley Pines is gorgeous. I'm aware this may sound insulting; how would you feel if I redrew it? I'd of course give credit for your amazing composition and concept itself!

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uhhh i understand inspiration, but I'd rather not have you make an exact copy of my piece! i'm honored that you like my piece so much to consider this but yeahh ^^;

(i mean if you really want to replicate it for practicing/educational purposes go ahead but just don't post it online)

#asks#i dont remember if i have an ask tag whoopsie poopsie
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Reblogged timegearremix
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hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

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After three batches, my findings so far:

  • I use full fat Greek yoghurt and self-rising flour
  • Ratio by weight
  • Add a pinch of salt
  • Knead until no longer sticky, adding more flour if necessary
  • Roll them with olive oil instead of flour and fry in an otherwise unoiled, preheated pan (medium heat) (trust in the lord; it will seem like it's going to stick to the pan at first but they'll unstick in about 15 seconds)
  • Roll them thin but not too thin; mine take about 45 seconds on either side
  • Serving with garlic butter is also a very good option
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I’m gonna be eating these for a month

#yuyymymymm#laz favs#i yearn for flatbread
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Reblogged kerink
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PUBLIC COMMENTS ARE OPEN FOR GENDER IDENTIFIERS ON US PASSPORTS

Right now, you can submit a comment for consideration on the proposed changes to US Passport law that will include requiring a change from "Gender" to "Sex" on all passports and require that people identify with their sex assigned at birth.

THIS IS THE LAW THAT WOULD BAN TRANS PEOPLE FROM UPDATING THEIR IDENTIFICATION

Please take a moment to click through and submit a comment. This kind of thing is fast, easy, and is one of the many ways to show your support of the trans community to the people that need to know how many of us there are.

Federal Register :: Request Access
federalregister.gov
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YOU HAVE TWO MORE WEEKS TO COMMENT

This is an excellent low effort way to make a clear statement to the government that you do NOT support the unnecessary and expensive process of changing everyone's passport just so that a tiny population that has done no measurable harm to society can feel afraid.

Public comments are one of the many tactics we have to show the people in power how many of us are willing to stand up and say fuck this. Stand up and say fuck this in every single place that you can.

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Will accept comments up to March 17, 2025.

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There's only 12,000 comments. We can do better!

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Done.

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