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Please tag anyone you know, this needs to be settled
Help me please
PINEAPPLE DOESNT BELONG ON THE FUCKING PIZZA!
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when i am inevitably murdered *cough* @some-horse-gurl *cough* y’all have got to make sure I am an unsolvable mystery.
Whatttttt, I would never try to shove you into lava???
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irl quotes <3
hayyyyyy y’all, i’m back and if you want to see some of my irls here on tumblr C is @some-horse-gurl and Titi is @jarondont
one more thing, if you’ve read these before you’ll have seen E but she’s annoying and decided she will now be ‘slayer of dance’ so keep an eye out.
Me: “baby shot glass would murder the world” lady floutist: “i would thank it”
idk where the baby shot glass came from but i don’t trust it
C: “my beautiful water bottle i dropped down the stairs and hit two children”
C: *southern accent* C: “i don’t know what i did wrong to little Suzie”
C, who is Suzie? we don’t know one
lil miss muffin: “why do they have faces?”
C: “cause some of us aren’t creative” Me: “who’s some of us?” C: “me”
goth leaf: “dude is pizza real food?” lady floutist: “i don't know...i think pizza is just...pizzaaaa”
C: “that’s unfortunately my child” lady flouist: *offended* C: “i love you slightly less than my other child”
C: “i’m sorry but my other child makes my school papers look demonic.”
tomato: “tomatoes go on your shirt”
truer words have never been spoken
C: “what like .01% of the time?” slayer of dance: “No, no be nice” C: “I’m talking about myself” slayer of dance: “oh then carry on”
once again, i present, the ‘married’ couple
Me: “ew leap day” C: “lake be nice” Me: “the last one was in horror year i will not be nice”
C: “that’s too bad because you kiLLED EVERYBODY ELSE”
you believe me if i said this is about the oregon trail?
C: “have any of us died yet?”
again, oregon trail
lil miss muffin: “slayer of dance drowned” C: “YES”
still oregon trail
C: “that’s too bad because you kiLLED EVERYBODY ELSE”
oregon trail!
lil miss muffin: “C are you being greenist?”
watching the wizard of oz with your friends is fun, i promise.
C: “I hate when they describe a place like it’s so old and beat up” C: “I DONT GIVE A FUCK”
C: “my entire family has brown eyes including me, except for my dad like whAT DO YOU THINK MAKES YOU SPECIAL”
i don’t think she likes her dad much
C: “you can’t help people by bashing their head in”
slayer of dance stole C’s water bottle
slayer of dance: “i thought you were gonna say you can’t help people by bashing their head in” slayer of dance: *hits C* slayer of dance: “i think it’s working”
with a paper. i think.
Me: “… and you’ll die” C: “slay”
tomato: “why do i kinda want a lockdown to happen” Me: “because it would be exciting and you could possibly die” C: *gasp* C: “i wanna die”
we are very concerning
C: “when in doubt divorce it out”
Me: “i’m aliv-“ *coughs* *dies*
C: “kindness doesn’t matter” C: “Be a mean person”
lady floutist: “here C, try this” C: “HOLY SHIT”
istg lady floutist carries bricks in her backpack
C: “leave no space for other citizens”
Titi: “i am actually sobbing” Me: *doesn’t look up* Me: “are you sure? that doesn’t seem true” Titi: *offended* Titi: “i WAS sobbing”
she’s reading the oddest because she’s obsessed with Epic: the musical
C: “please just flip people off”
lady floutist: “what’s with all the ruffles this isn’t the 1800s, burn it like the witches that wore it”
goth leaf: “i love witchcraft”
i do too!!!
lovely, this was fun but i shall see you all again in the future, adieu!
Okay, like 90% of these are from lunch, and if we don’t all get the same lunch next year im gonna cry for like 5 hours.
😭I’m still not on any of these😭
Just be better
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irl quotes <3
hayyyyyy y’all, i’m back and if you want to see some of my irls here on tumblr C is @some-horse-gurl and Titi is @jarondont
one more thing, if you’ve read these before you’ll have seen E but she’s annoying and decided she will now be ‘slayer of dance’ so keep an eye out.
Me: “baby shot glass would murder the world” lady floutist: “i would thank it”
idk where the baby shot glass came from but i don’t trust it
C: “my beautiful water bottle i dropped down the stairs and hit two children”
C: *southern accent* C: “i don’t know what i did wrong to little Suzie”
C, who is Suzie? we don’t know one
lil miss muffin: “why do they have faces?”
C: “cause some of us aren’t creative” Me: “who’s some of us?” C: “me”
goth leaf: “dude is pizza real food?” lady floutist: “i don't know...i think pizza is just...pizzaaaa”
C: “that’s unfortunately my child” lady flouist: *offended* C: “i love you slightly less than my other child”
C: “i’m sorry but my other child makes my school papers look demonic.”
tomato: “tomatoes go on your shirt”
truer words have never been spoken
C: “what like .01% of the time?” slayer of dance: “No, no be nice” C: “I’m talking about myself” slayer of dance: “oh then carry on”
once again, i present, the ‘married’ couple
Me: “ew leap day” C: “lake be nice” Me: “the last one was in horror year i will not be nice”
C: “that’s too bad because you kiLLED EVERYBODY ELSE”
you believe me if i said this is about the oregon trail?
C: “have any of us died yet?”
again, oregon trail
lil miss muffin: “slayer of dance drowned” C: “YES”
still oregon trail
C: “that’s too bad because you kiLLED EVERYBODY ELSE”
oregon trail!
lil miss muffin: “C are you being greenist?”
watching the wizard of oz with your friends is fun, i promise.
C: “I hate when they describe a place like it’s so old and beat up” C: “I DONT GIVE A FUCK”
C: “my entire family has brown eyes including me, except for my dad like whAT DO YOU THINK MAKES YOU SPECIAL”
i don’t think she likes her dad much
C: “you can’t help people by bashing their head in”
slayer of dance stole C’s water bottle
slayer of dance: “i thought you were gonna say you can’t help people by bashing their head in” slayer of dance: *hits C* slayer of dance: “i think it’s working”
with a paper. i think.
Me: “… and you’ll die” C: “slay”
tomato: “why do i kinda want a lockdown to happen” Me: “because it would be exciting and you could possibly die” C: *gasp* C: “i wanna die”
we are very concerning
C: “when in doubt divorce it out”
Me: “i’m aliv-“ *coughs* *dies*
C: “kindness doesn’t matter” C: “Be a mean person”
lady floutist: “here C, try this” C: “HOLY SHIT”
istg lady floutist carries bricks in her backpack
C: “leave no space for other citizens”
Titi: “i am actually sobbing” Me: *doesn’t look up* Me: “are you sure? that doesn’t seem true” Titi: *offended* Titi: “i WAS sobbing”
she’s reading the oddest because she’s obsessed with Epic: the musical
C: “please just flip people off”
lady floutist: “what’s with all the ruffles this isn’t the 1800s, burn it like the witches that wore it”
goth leaf: “i love witchcraft”
i do too!!!
lovely, this was fun but i shall see you all again in the future, adieu!
Okay, like 90% of these are from lunch, and if we don’t all get the same lunch next year im gonna cry for like 5 hours.
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your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?
😭🎷™️🌻🤞
I'm not even a saxophonist, that's my boyfriend
❤️💀💖🥳🇬🇧
This looks more happy than I would like it to be
💂♂️👍👩🍼❤️❣️
I...okay
😅💙🏒☀️🎓
I don't even play ice hockey
...
I don't even like it too much
💛✨🤣🧅🫂
... huh. Positive vibes, laughing about an onion, and then hugs. Meh, sure why not.
she can turn you to an ONION
(i'm sorry)
😭😈👀😅❤️
idek what this means but it looks accurate
ITS NOT MY FAULT, I ACTUALLY REMEMBER TELLING YOU NOT TO USE THE EMOJI NAME!!!
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they should make a type of mutual who lives close to you and enjoy taking walks together
@that-lesbian-gurl @nyx-of-darkness-1620 @some-horse-gurl @the-decapod wassap y'all. we should take walks together sometime
hunny i don’t have time for that
neither do i but we should make time :D
Id love to :)
yeahehehe
where is this time coming from? the void?
I am the void
that’s nice dear
WHY WOULD I WANT TO WALK WITH YOU, YOU WALK SO FRICKING SLOW!!! Maybe, just maybe if you walked at a reasonable pace, I would actually want to walk with you.
well I'M SORRY. YOU'RE BASCIALLY RUNNING IN THE HALLS. FOR YOUR INFORMATION I WALK FASTER THAN 90% OF THE SCHOOL
I DONT RUN IN THE HALLS!
C GO ZOOOOM
No I don’t
Wtf, is that supposed to be your example of me in the halls????
Idk if I should be offended or what
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they should make a type of mutual who lives close to you and enjoy taking walks together
@that-lesbian-gurl @nyx-of-darkness-1620 @some-horse-gurl @the-decapod wassap y'all. we should take walks together sometime
hunny i don’t have time for that
neither do i but we should make time :D
Id love to :)
yeahehehe
where is this time coming from? the void?
I am the void
that’s nice dear
WHY WOULD I WANT TO WALK WITH YOU, YOU WALK SO FRICKING SLOW!!! Maybe, just maybe if you walked at a reasonable pace, I would actually want to walk with you.
well I'M SORRY. YOU'RE BASCIALLY RUNNING IN THE HALLS. FOR YOUR INFORMATION I WALK FASTER THAN 90% OF THE SCHOOL
I DONT RUN IN THE HALLS!
C GO ZOOOOM
No I don’t
Wtf, is that supposed to be your example of me in the halls????
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they should make a type of mutual who lives close to you and enjoy taking walks together
@that-lesbian-gurl @nyx-of-darkness-1620 @some-horse-gurl @the-decapod wassap y'all. we should take walks together sometime
hunny i don’t have time for that
neither do i but we should make time :D
Id love to :)
yeahehehe
where is this time coming from? the void?
I am the void
that’s nice dear
WHY WOULD I WANT TO WALK WITH YOU, YOU WALK SO FRICKING SLOW!!! Maybe, just maybe if you walked at a reasonable pace, I would actually want to walk with you.
well I'M SORRY. YOU'RE BASCIALLY RUNNING IN THE HALLS. FOR YOUR INFORMATION I WALK FASTER THAN 90% OF THE SCHOOL
I DONT RUN IN THE HALLS!
C GO ZOOOOM
No I don’t
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they should make a type of mutual who lives close to you and enjoy taking walks together
@that-lesbian-gurl @nyx-of-darkness-1620 @some-horse-gurl @the-decapod wassap y'all. we should take walks together sometime
hunny i don’t have time for that
neither do i but we should make time :D
Id love to :)
yeahehehe
where is this time coming from? the void?
I am the void
that’s nice dear
WHY WOULD I WANT TO WALK WITH YOU, YOU WALK SO FRICKING SLOW!!! Maybe, just maybe if you walked at a reasonable pace, I would actually want to walk with you.
well I'M SORRY. YOU'RE BASCIALLY RUNNING IN THE HALLS. FOR YOUR INFORMATION I WALK FASTER THAN 90% OF THE SCHOOL
I DONT RUN IN THE HALLS!
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they should make a type of mutual who lives close to you and enjoy taking walks together
@that-lesbian-gurl @nyx-of-darkness-1620 @some-horse-gurl @the-decapod wassap y'all. we should take walks together sometime
hunny i don’t have time for that
neither do i but we should make time :D
Id love to :)
yeahehehe
where is this time coming from? the void?
I am the void
that’s nice dear
WHY WOULD I WANT TO WALK WITH YOU, YOU WALK SO FRICKING SLOW!!! Maybe, just maybe if you walked at a reasonable pace, I would actually want to walk with you.
I mean, you do walk verrryyyyy slow
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they should make a type of mutual who lives close to you and enjoy taking walks together
@that-lesbian-gurl @nyx-of-darkness-1620 @some-horse-gurl @the-decapod wassap y'all. we should take walks together sometime
hunny i don’t have time for that
neither do i but we should make time :D
Id love to :)
yeahehehe
where is this time coming from? the void?
I am the void
that’s nice dear
WHY WOULD I WANT TO WALK WITH YOU, YOU WALK SO FRICKING SLOW!!! Maybe, just maybe if you walked at a reasonable pace, I would actually want to walk with you.
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@some-horse-gurl is now torturing lil miss muffin
No im not, I’m just refusing to tell her who my crush is
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more things my irls have said
my friends are cray, and @some-horse-gurl youre in here the most
Me: “ooo blood” C: “Lake no” Me: “Lake yes”
C: *talking to game* C: “at least you’re mentally stable unlike someone i know” Me: *pause* Me: “was that aimed at me?”
C: “uh-uh Li-SUH”
C: “what the frick clair? you’re not special”
C: “it’s probably fricking utah or something”
lady floutist: *clapping happily* lady floutist: “kill him with the force of a thousand suns”
C: *points at blank screen* C: “wow, how inspirational” Me: “i’m so fucking inspired”
C: “my priority is that little bitch ass horse”
lady floutist: “IM THE BAGEL!THE BAGEL WITH CREAM CHEESE”
C: “you’re starting a world war on my hand”
C: “stop being positive it’s killing my negativity”
C: “thank you! for the chocolate and proving me right”
lady floutist: “here C, try this” C: “HOLY SHIT”
C: “did you just smush my middle finger?”
is it clear i spend a lot of time with C?
The fact that this whole thing is just you, lady floutist, and me is problematic. Are we really this chaotic?????
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quotes by my irls
side note C is @some-horse-gurl
C: “What kind of chocolate do you like?” Me: “Not white” C: “What kind of people do you like? Not white”
girl just insulted herself 🤣
C: “Stop saying muffin you muffin”
lil miss muffin calls everyone a muffin pt 1
C: “I don’t have a problem” Me: *blank stare* C: *laughs*
the amount of times this has happened 😭
Me: “E, your wife’s dying” E: “ha” C: “love you too”
E and C are ‘married’ yk the friend group lore
C: *flipping people off* lil miss muffin: if you used a different finger she could put a ring on it
talking bout E, obvi
lil miss muffin: no you’re a muffin head C: just fucking curse
if you haven’t guessed muffin is the new swear sub
lil miss muffin: sharing is caring Me: we don’t give a fuck about caring
this one’s just out of context, no you won’t get any
lady floutist: “mother nature is letting her hair down and shaking out the dandruff”
snow.
C: “you were always my favorite friend”
thx C, a great way to end out this post
tell me if you want more irl chaos, this was fun to collect
THANK YOU FOR FINALLY POSTING THIS (yes I returned to tumblr for this). But why the fuck am I in so many of the quotes…
because you say funny shit and i’m stuck with you ALL THE TIME
Nooooo, you love being stuck with me. Ok, but can we stop saying muffin all the fucking time, its a problem
no, it’s a problem for lil miss muffin
It really is😭
WHY CANT SHE JUST CURSE ALREADY, ITS NOT THAT COMPLICATED!!