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@somnoir

My hyperfixation won't go away so I'm back here with it (she/they)

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I'll most likely just write DPxDC stuff. Either oneshots or multiple parts. I'll be taking requests soon so feel free to give me prompts or such related to DPxDC. It's just that I might not be able to writing yours because of certain preferences.

All AUs have a summary and what ship is features in, in case you are interested in very specific things. Kindly go through the Index below to see what aus are in each Masterpost

Masterpost I:

Multiple parts:

  • Bats and Phantoms
  • My Father's secretary
  • Gotham's newest Crime Lord
  • Prodigal son beyond Time

Oneshots:

  • Demon Twins and Death
  • A Family of Rogues
  • Ghost KingConsort?
  • How to pull a Batman by J. Constantine
  • Little Star's favorite
  • Damian's Future husband

Masterpost II:

Multiple parts:

  • Children of Diana

Oneshots:

  • Growing Pains... Literally
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odysseus and diomedes would be terrible coworkers. the office mean girls who hate their jobs, are overqualified, and only like each other

pictured: ody and diomedes plotting palamedes’ death

ARAHRHRHHRHGRHRGRHRGGHGH THEY’RE SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD

Down Bad in Distress - Part 2
The many—MANY—instances of Bruce's bodyguard being terrifyingly brutal for him and his family and how that turns Bruce on.

Bruce isn't stupid. He knows Danny knows. It’s obvious—damn obvious—considering the way Danny just knows. There was that one time, the alley, Bruce barely holding himself together after 50-something hours with no sleep. He could barely stand, muscles sore and head swimming. And then, like some kind of twisted serendipity, Danny shows up.

Takes one look at the mess Bruce is in—Batman—and doesn’t hesitate. Not even a breath. Just pure, unfiltered instinct.

Danny moves like a blur, swift and terrifyingly efficient. A punch to the throat here, a knee to the gut there. A quick, brutal twist of a wrist. The next thing Bruce knows, the guys who dared lay hands on him are unconscious, twitching, moaning on the ground.

God, Bruce is so turned on.

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Jazz: Isn't it interesting that Danny has an ice core, but you have a fire core, and Elle has an air core? Dan: No? Cores are based on souls. We have different souls, so our elemental cores are different. Jazz: Really? So it's not hereditary? I always assumed you developed a fire core like Vlad. Dan: First of all, how dare you. Second, nah. I developed it because I lost myself in grief. To me, love warmed me, like a campfire keeping me safe. When I lost that, the campfire turned into a raging wildfire; I aimed to destroy the world instead of being warmed by love. It consumed me. It changed me. Jazz: Woah, that was deep. How did Elle get her core? Dan: *shrugging* She likes to fly because it lets her in the sky. Vlad keeps her in the lab for months before letting her see the world. Air was her freedom. Jazz: That makes sense- Dan: Danny developed an ice core cause he's bi. Jazz: What? Dan nodded sagely: Yeah, he was into Sam, Valerie, and Paulina—represented by gas since they slip through his fingers—and he saw Red Hood once on TV, and suddenly, he was into men. It was the muscles, which are represented by the liquid form of water. Put them together, and you get ice. Jazz: That doesn't sound right Dan: No, it is. I remember the bi panic. Trust me.
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“Batman wishes I was dead.” Jason no, baby, he just wants you to stop cutting random dude’s heads off in the middle of the night in Gotham. And not even because he disagrees with you, but because Batman is the one Jim Gordon calls to come deal with the mysterious cut-off heads at 5:00 am. That man just got off patrol and now he’s gotta go look at some bloodstained duffel bag in the Narrows with Jim Gordon who’s hitting his emotional support vape like it’s an oxygen mask. Bruce can’t stand the smell of cotton candy. Do you see where I’m going with this, Jason?

Wait kryptonian fangies…. Does that mean Clark also has fangies? And follow up because if so I feel he’d be more shy about them most of the time, does he do a kinda half smile to not flash them around to everyone?

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Clark definitely has fangies. He's been very insecure about them for a long time so, yes, he tends to half smile to hide them. But with time, especially around the Justice League, he began to feel more confident and the other heroes can definitely see his kryptonian fangs when he laughs now.

Bruce definitely wishes he could have fangs too. Who can blame him? It fits his aesthetic.

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Down Bad in Distress

Bruce Wayne is kidnapped... A lot. And it's always so weird that only Batman is allowed to save him. That this dumb, charming, but kidnap-able Billionaire doesn't have a bodyguard.

Now, Bruce can simply go "Oh, we've got Batman. No need to worry for that!" But people are fussy nowadays. He underestimates just bow much Gotham loves their disaster of a prince with a golden heart. Even his company employees are begging him to hire a bodyguard. (This is from the many files being sent to his office, obvious recommendations on competent bodyguards)

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the identity porn potential of Ollie and Bruce both knowing each other’s identities but not revealing that to the Justice League is SO funny to me, like you’ve got Ollie at a Founders’ meeting kicking his feet back like “oh we need someone to infiltrate the event and sleep with both married targets? B, you’re a shoo-in” and everyone laughs thinking it’s a stupid joke because yeah, Batman’s gonna honeytrap both targets?

meanwhile, Bruce leans back in his chair and the corner of his lip curls just enough for Ollie to get the unspoken “let’s not start on breaking up marriages, hm?” his friend is so clearly thinking at him.

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I decided Danny needed a fire core AU where the portal accident blew up the entire block, condemned all of Amity, and was left to haunt it for 100 years before Sam and Tuck find him 🥰 for enrichment

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human form reveal! he wears his hair in a variety of styles, which include: whatever Sam or Tuck want to do that day (if left alone he will simply do nothing and get it caught in everything)

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Jack on a three way call: How are things in Gotham!? Is everything going well with opening the new Fenton Work branch?

Jazz: Everything is going great, Dad. We think we should be open for business in a week or two.

Maddie: That's so exciting, sweetie! Thank you again for doing this for us.

Jazz: Hey, it's the family business. Of course, I'll help out, plus it gives Danny and I a place to stay while we're studying.

Maddie: How is Danny doing? I fell bad we made him move after only one year in Casper High.

Jazz: Danny is adjusting. He's got straight A's in class and the full ride to Gotham U, that the Martha Wayne Foundation offered him is a nice bonus. He's just a little upset that the only way to get it is to attend three years of high school within Gotham. He is really missing Sam and Tucker

Maddie: Has he made no friends in Gotham Academy?

Jazz: Well....there is that one kid, but he's more interested in being boyfriends instead of best friends.

Jack: How can you be so sure? I've known plenty of people who thought I was flirting with them but in reality I was just being friendly.

Jazz: He is outside our house serenading Danny. He hired a mariachi band and has a sign that reads, "Will you be my boyfriend Danny Fenton" in spanish

Maddie: Oh. How is Danny reacting?

Jazz: *Looks over at Danny*

Danny:

Jazz: He looks confused. I don't think he can read the sign.

Jack: *laughing* That's my boy! What's the poor unfortunate kid who's heart was stolen by Danny?

Jazz: Jason Todd.

Maddie: That name sounds familiar. Wasn't he the kid Phantom saved from the Joker in Ethiopia a year ago?

Jazz: Yeah, it was.

Jack: *Laughs harder*

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U know the audio, this is all I could think about

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