I'll just leave it here...
(for those of you who have been living under a rock since late 2019, automattic owns tumblr)
Ah so that’s why there wasn’t anything for April Fools
I’ve been listening to the people in the apartment below me have arguments for two years now and I still can’t figure out what language they’re speaking. The best I can narrow it down is like if Portuguese and Hebrew had a baby. Is that a common pidgin combination
I just listened to a clip of this and jesus christ you fucking got it. there are like 3500 people in the whole united states who speak this and two of them are in a very fraught marriage four feet below me
post by @theeffens on TikTok
I used to staged fist fights with my friends in 711. We would actually punch each other and then end the fight by making out.
People were always really confused and shocked.
The employees didn't really care we were fighting and would laugh.
Years later some guy started a fight with me at a show and once we were grappling on the floor I instinctively started making out with him.
He immediately got up and left the show. Technically I have won every fight I've ever been in 💪
losing my mind over this a little bit. new type of guy.
the accidental unfollow followed by the refollow of shame is so fucked
one week knowing the character VS 7 months being possessed by The Character thoughts (# 1 character fan)
'fairies dont exist' WRONG❗❗cyerce elegans
When Mary Shelly wrote "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other" god I really felt that
Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you
Not only did my fried rice panel take off in a way I wasn't expecting but my POST about the fried rice panel also took off in a way I wasn't expecting please let me rest
anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??
Do you ever see a complicated meme that expresses a very specific feeling, and while you wouldn’t have said it that way, it instantly resonates with you?
the many masks of Stephanie Brown. from right to left: Robin, Spoiler, Batgirl, tired college student.