Absolute Unit

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This website does not go out to shows/concerts, have sex (much less crazy BDSM stuff) or do drugs and yet they’re the most contentious topics on here

kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones

lolcows are such a display of the unbelievable mass cruelty people are capable of when given the chance

Pushing some of the most vulnerable mentally ill people to the very edge until they eventually do something egregious and then these people say “see they were a bad person all along so it’s fine to treat them this way”

Been worried because a bit ago I walked past a group of kids and one little fella yelled at another one “I just stabbed you with the most deadliest poison in the world”. I don’t even think he should have that. I don’t want him to have that near me

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

jesus said this

choosing to allocate spoons to hanging out and having a good time at the cost of perfectly completing all your work is not a failing it is in fact an act of survival. “too sick to work = too sick to play” is in fact ableist bullshit that you don’t have to buy into. and the fact that leisure time is treated like a privilege is a fucking travesty

my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

benefits of mg:

drawbacks:

I know literally nothing about any band so i'm always in situations where I say "oh this song sounds cool" and someone's like "um the leader of that band literally stabbed his sister?? wtf" BITCH HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW.

#dark academia #motivation #inspiration #girlblogging

I accidentally got two.

holy shit.

oh youve been a yucky little parvert havent you. You will be rewarded

THIS.

I reblogged this a few hours ago, but I will reblog it again, because I just feel this SO STRONGLY.

I was in the bible but they had to edit me out because I said curses words