normal about things

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

this post always makes me so emo... here's me next to my ceiling fan that i turned off for the first time in months to draw

stop reblogging this post without the art this is the only version that exists now

The thing about reclaiming slurs is that once you've been affectionally called 'faggot' by friends, loved ones, and amiable fellows on the internet for long enough, you almost forget that it means something else to people who hate you.

Honestly at this point if a stranger on the street yelled "hey faggot!" after me, I'd probably turn around like "what?" like they'd just casually called me by name, and they were only trying to get my attention because they wanted to tell me something, before processing that they're being hostile.

Anatomy of a Knight

Artistry, huzzah! truly, tis I! I spot some mitten gauntlets, and could that perhaps be an armet helmet? I shan't say for certain. Officiated, with admiration!

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

if tumblr dies you can find all of your friends on poob. we have them for you.

honestly now that you mention it, i sure am.

thanks for the reminder i am running low on

Oh my god I’m actually running so low on

a habit peaches has

I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

I’m hypnotized 

no way dude no way. there's just no way

why is it. April

who decided this .

"elephant trunk snake" might be the most accurate common name for an animal ever. they really do look like that

if nintendo wants me to pay eighty of god's own dollars for a video game it better blow the cock clean off my torso. if nintendo expects me to drop eighty big ones to play the new mario kart bowser better step out of the screen and fuck me so hard as to turn every bone south of my eighth vertebrae into a fine powder. i need to be made into the worlds wettest sandbag from the waist down to justify that eighty dollar price tag

new mcdinalds ad: big picture of a burger and text below says YES YOU CAN FUCK THIS WITH YOUR PENIS