Random Ass stuff

How fandom portrays Tim's first months as Robin:

How it actually was in the Batman comics:

salt and pepper squid 

they are in love

it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this

pls allow me to correct this

official cephalopod post

If you donated blood you probably erected another man’s penis.

Intricate rituals

G-d willing my blood does that to a man

Yo i gotta donate blood…

@official-penis-posts?

Hey you know what? That erection? You’re welcome ;)

I mean like 50% of people have penises. 0.6% of people are trans. The average penisian has about 68/79.4 years of erections to enjoy. Blood cells stick around for about 120 days. Most men get multiple erections in their sleep every night. So, there’s like a 42.56% that the average blood donation erects a man’s penis.

“You can’t win them all” yeah well I’d still like to win at least some of them

“You can’t win them all”

yeah well I’d still like to win

at least some of them

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Inconspicuous

robotgirl who asks her close friends if its okay for her to vent to them before releasing a giant burst of steam

im not "built wrong" im just playing a modded build im playing the dark souls of life none of this pansy ass 'pain free' shit im hardcore

the first rules of being pretentious and a hater in an honorable way is to not take yourself too seriously and acknowledge that you're being a little antisocial. if you become self-righteous about your correct attitudes and opinions on things that dont matter then you have become the very cringe you have sworn to fight

Jojo Siwa was teasing a new song made up of hate comments she’d received and the chorus was literally just the phrase, “You should kill your mother” and it sounded like that song “We Don’t Talk Anymore” by Charlie Puth.

teenage mabel would abuse tf out of those star pimple patches

teenage mabel would

abuse tf out of those

star pimple patches

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.

Poilievre is such a failure as a politician that not only is he a discriminatory piece of shit, he's never proposed or even co-signed on legislation in the 20 years he's been in Parliament, but he's also from Quebec and can barely fucking speak French.

He's a fuckup from top to bottom and doesn't deserve to be paid by the government, let alone run the fucking thing.

it appeals to the tumblr demographic

just like chinchilla

We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

terrible mishap in the dungeon today after the gelatinous slime took a nap in my jello cup. we will all miss wiggly steve