Let Us Damn The Fools That Refuse To Have Fun~!

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

Guys I need help finding a post

It's this four panel comic where someone is welcoming in a new alter to their system and explaining how things work and the new alter is like "is that. is that fucking Donkey Kong" and the greeter is like "Oh yeah Donkey Kong's here too" and Donkey Kong goes "Ook"

MUTUAL FOUND IT

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

Alloroses: What do you do with all your time if you don’t date or have sex? You must be so productive!

Me, looking up from the snail that I have been trying to get a good picture of for half an hour: Haha yeah. I spend all my time doing uhhh….quantum physics.

His name is Robusta

i forget who made the post but "if you would transition in a heartbeat in a more accepting society then you are in fact trans" really helps me when i need it

buddy you're not gonna believe this

me when someone who has been nice to me every single time we've interacted is nice to me:

omg... you dont hate me?....

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

@sseanettles

Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD

Local goat discovers joy of painting

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

repo is amazing because someone gets fuckin murked and then the most muppet looking moron turns to you like this AND YOU HAVE TO STAY SILENT ?!?!?

The Garden Club 🪴

his tuoy

woke up cuz he dropped his tuoy

i have retrieved his tuoy for him. all is well.

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

let's fly through the stars together

Jesus christ I love humanity

Wake up, babe, new neurodivergent anthem just dropped?!?!

How the fuck do I get this as an audio file, I desperately need to have it on heavy rotation for the rest of my goddamn life

I love seeing these collaborative song trains. joining in to make something better is peak human behavior