i forget who made the post but "if you would transition in a heartbeat in a more accepting society then you are in fact trans" really helps me when i need it

buddy you're not gonna believe this

"you'll pay for this" - me as a cashier

i hope i am not just a mutual to you but also the strange creature in your bushes that makes you say “jesus fucking christ what was that”

At night I dream of public transportation networks so efficient they make cars obsolete

Snorting that vintage yaoi cocaine straight from the 60s (Watching TOS)

"military time" do NOT disrespect miss 24hs she would never join the imperialist machine

GUARDS!! console me

Be honest. Would you get up at 6am on the weekend to drive 2.5 hours to a national park with me?

.

RELEASE THE BUBBLE HORSE

(via)

Dichotomy time if you were depicted in a red/blue characters dynamic

No other colors you are getting SHOEHORNED into these boxes

what the hell even is a webp image. i dont care fuck why cant you play nice and just be a png. asshole image

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

Like. you probably shouldn't say it out loud, but if you hold yourself to any principles or standards, you should really really be able to recognize when you've failed to meet those principles

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji

back in my day we just typed orz to make a little stick figure man doing that (or we would type or2 to give him a dumptruck). And we LIKED it that way!

Taking notes 📝