One Foot Out of Reality

the levels he was operating on

Tagged by the WONDERFUL @nostalgic90s - coincidentally I was literally just thinking about you last night lol

1. What was the last thing you drank?

Chocolate peanut butter and banana smoothie ✌️

2. Where was your profile picture taken?

…… furaffinity???

3. Worst pain ever?

Migraines, I’m always baffled by my coworkers who say they can work through them - like bestie how are you even standing right now

4. Favorite place you've ever traveled?

Bold of you to assume I’ve traveled. I guess the place I went to college? It was in the middle of nowhere, we had one bus that took us to the nearest city and one bus that went in a circle around town. Also we had cows, pigs, goats, sheep and horses. Sometimes when you weee on the bus you could see deer just wandering through peoples yards. Easily the best place I’ve ever stayed long term.

5. How late did you stay up last night?

Uhhhh fuck if I know lmao I fell asleep on the couch and woke up at 3am

6. If you could move, where would you move to?

Preferably somewhere rural with lots of folklore around it - like Ireland or the Appalachians

7. What do you collect?

Oh boy that is a LOADED question lmao

I guess my biggest collection is dolls - mostly Little Apple Dolls, though I have a few Franklin Mint Marilyn Monroe porcelain dolls and I’d love to get more of those some day. I have my fantasy reborns, which I would also like more of <3. I have some clown dolls and BJDs. I’d love some of the anthropomorphic Betty Jane Carter dolls, I think those are ADORABLE. I also have a hentai figurine but idk if she counts lol

On the smaller end, I collect a lot of Lilo and Stitch and Lion king stuff - extra points if it’s from Lion King 2 because that one is my absolute favorite. I collect a lot of Marilyn Monroe memorabilia, and I collect vintage porn and pinups. Oh, and music boxes, I love music boxes.

8. Favorite day of the week?

Sunday, Monday and Tuesday - hear me out on that lmao. Sunday and Monday are my days off - I usually use Sunday to run errands and volunteer at a horse rescue every other weekend, Monday I usually spend cleaning, taking care of my plants and bugs, or just giving myself a day to do nothing for once except lay on the couch and watch TV. Tuesday is when I go back to work - but it’s also the one day a week I get to work with two of my favorite coworkers, and unless something goes HORRIBLY wrong with the scheduling, we usually have a blast. Like last Tuesday I came into work and one of my coworkers was playing Kesha. You KNOW it’s gonna be a good day when the DJ for the day is playing Kesha 😩😩

9. Amusement park or concert?

Depends on the concert and the amusement park. I’ve always wanted to go to an amusement park for a date with a nice butch who wins me tons of prizes at the game stands <3

But if I’m going alone than I’m gonna say concert lol

10. When was the last time you cried?

I don’t remember and I’d like to keep it that way ✌️

Probably not that long ago but I’m not gonna kill my morning drudging up miserable shit from the past if I’ve already forgotten about it lol

11. Who took your profile picture?

Oh shit I just realized I never put artist credit in my bio, fuck me lmao

Anyway my icon is by Kitchiki on FA, I absolutely love her work <3

12. Who's the last person you took a picture of?

One of the performers at the burlesque fetish ball I went to last Saturday, her performance was just her getting a live corset piercing. My three friends at the show were quite squeamish about it, I…. Was not lmao

13. What's your favorite season?

Spring or summer - I love the trees and green grass and flowers and sunshine, plus seeing all the baby animals down at the pond near my job. Also my wardrobe is like 99% spring and summer clothes lol

Although winter is growing on me lately, I’ve found that my tolerance for cold has gone up significantly this past year 🤔

14. If you could have any other career?

I’m literally debating quitting my job as we speak in favor of becoming a typist, solely for the financial stability. So, maybe not the best time for me to answer this question lol

15. Who's your celebrity crush?

I don’t really have celebrity crushes, more as I have like…. A select amount of female celebrities I find very pretty but more in the sense that I want to look like them. Oh and Dolly Parton - she’s not a crush or someone I want to look like, she is simply Mother™️

16. Are you a good influence?

Depends on who’s asking I guess 🤷‍♀️

17. Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Pizza is not a food I care enough about to really care what toppings other people put on it

18. You have the remote, what are you watching?

Either venture bros or invincible season 3 episode 8

Aaaaand ngl I’m skipping the very last question cause I think it’s stupid

But I will tag @radioactivesourdough @airconditionedgirl @last-knight-who-was @b-rainlet @guroboyfriend @wandering-wolf23 @thotsyndrome @jervis-tetch-my-beloved @syggwolf @spasmolytic-convulsion @evilaroships @princesstokyom @solaceinabandonment

1). What was the last thing you drank?

Water lol. I'm boring.

2). Where was your profile picture taken?

I bought this years and years ago off Deviant Art. I don't remember the artist, but I remember that it cost a fuck ton of points!

3). Worst pain ever?

Probably one of the bones I broke or that time I decided to ride a 16 hand hunter/jumper after not doing this for a decade. I got thrown. It hurt. A lot. The time I got a toe caught under a metal door and ripped it open down to the bone wasn't pleasant, either.

4). Favorite place you've ever traveled?

Savannah, GA or Selma, AL. Both are home in a way I can't describe. Selma because family/tribal connections and Savannah because it's just special.

5). How late did you stay up last night?

9:30 PM. I need my personality sleep.

6). If you could move, where would you move to?

The UK (for obvious reasons) or Savannah if the US wasn't falling into fascism.

7). What do you collect?

Breyers! And some Peter Stones. I have a lot of model horses lol

8). Favorite day of the week?

Any day I don't get bothered by someone doing something stupid at work. Sadly becoming rarer and rarer as the stupid take over. I hate writing safety briefings, y'all.

9). Amusement park or concert?

Neither. That is sensory hell!

10). When was the last time you cried?

Probably last week. Some things happened at work and it was my job to fix it. It turned into one of those stupidly frustrating jobs and the 'tism took over for a moment. Did I mention that I hate some of the people at my job?

11). Who took your profile picture?

I got this a decade ago. I do not remember.

12). Who's the last person you took a picture of?

Does my cat count?

13). What's your favorite season?

Summer! I just love it. It's magical in a strange way.

14). If you could have any other career?

I'm literally looking for another job right now because I'm tired of dealing with assholes at my current job. It's not going well, but at least it makes me feel better.

15). Who's your celebrity crush?

I don't have one, sorry.

16). Are you a good influence?

Who's asking?

17). Does pineapple belong on pizza?

I don't eat pizza, sorry. If that's your jam, enjoy!

18). You have the remote, what are you watching?

Bones, Cult Justice, Life After People, or some history documentary. Or nothing at all.

Tagging:

@sl-walker, @frau-wilhelm-klink, @hogans-heroes, @anonymousleekao3, @craycrayblujay, @dustyforgotten and whoever else wants to do it!

Thanks for the tag, @wandering-wolf23!

1). What was the last thing you drank?

Two tablespoons of apple cider vinegar with 'the Mother' mixed with 8 oz of diet pink grapefruit juice. (Don't look at me like that, it's been proven to help with weight loss if you drink it on empty stomach 30 minutes before you eat..ideally before your highest carb meal of the day.) Doesn't taste the greatest, although it works.

2). Where was your profile picture taken?

Either in the late '60s or '70s, but most likely the first one. I didn't exist back then to know for sure.

3). Worst pain ever?

When I broke my wrist at 12 years old. I was lucky the bone didn't pop out of the skin!

4). Favorite place you've ever traveled?

Coronado, California. It was so pretty, and I loved how the ocean was so close. Also, the overall vibe was different than my own hometown, which was a nice change.

5). How late did you stay up last night?

*checks watch before fidgeting nervously* Uh...well you see, I...what had happened was... *whispers* 3:06am. I'M TRYING TO FIX MY SLEEP SCHEDULE, I SWEAR😭

6). If you could move, where would you move to?

Part of me would like to move to Germany, but that involves being able to speak the language, and that's not going so well since I'm 🥔 at learning new ones. So I'm gonna say Canada. Specifically, somewhere on the East Coast because nearly all of my peeps live back there. It's a different country, yet close enough to the United States where I could still visit my family without having to spend an entire day on airplanes or in airports to do so. Plus, the overall climate is similar to where I live now💪🏻

7). What do you collect?

I'm not a huge collector of anything, per se. Don't need any dust magnets around. But if I had to pick something, I'd say autographs. I also enjoy creating my own custom HH stuff (read: deciding what images or collages I like, then having someone make it) into whatever I want. However, those things are more practical than anything else.

8). Favorite day of the week?

Any day except Sunday or Monday. Sunday because there's no postal service delivery, and Monday because Mondays suck!

9). Amusement park or concert?

Either one. Depends on my mood, and if anyone I like is playing.

10). When was the last time you cried?

A few weeks ago, I think. I'm one of those people who cries when I get too mad.

11). Who took your profile picture?

Well, I'm the one who took the screenshot and enhanced it, but originally? Whoever took the photos of the actors on the set, I would imagine.

12). Who's the last person you took a picture of?

I can't remember. I really don't take that many pictures, to be honest.

13). What's your favorite season?

Aesthetically, it's fall, hands down. I love watching the leaves change colors...and that's when spooky season starts!🎃 But temperature wise, it's summer.

14). If you could have any other career?

A Ranger in the U.S. Army, no question about it. Backup career would be a member of the 82nd Airborne Division.

15). Who's your celebrity crush?

I have two: Werner Klemperer and Bob Crane. Both are gorgeous to me.

16). Are you a good influence?

That...depends entirely on the subject in question😂

17). Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Not me currently snickering at this question for ✨️Reasons✨️ (iykyk). Hell yes, it does!

18). You have the remote, what are you watching?

Hogan's Heroes, a comfort Disney movie, SpongeBob SquarePants, Family Guy or The Simpsons.

Just for fun tags: @spacemanxpaninis, @anna-pineappel, @whatisthismandoinghere, @did-you-expect-this, @someguywriting, @pendragonoflibraries, @blackbeltkitten2 and anybody else who wants to play!

HOOOOO LESSEEE *cracks knuckles*

1. What was the last thing you drank?

Beside water at work, Capri Sun fruit punch 🤙🏻

2. Where was your profile picture taken?

From Pinterest lol but also it’s Oingo Boingo art 😎😎😎

3. Worst pain ever?

Honestly? Once I had period pain that was that bad 💀 that qualified alongside strep throat. Do not recommend 😣

4. Favorite place you've ever traveled?

I’ve barely traveled honestly, but beyond small places that would give away my location, I went to Mexico as a little kid and want to go back because my boyfriend has family there and wants to show me the better side of it someday 🥹

5. How late did you stay up last night?

About 11 something, but that’s because I’ve been making up sleep debt from staying up until 4 saturday night 😂😂😂

6. If you could move, where would you move to?

Nowhere crazy tbh, I like my area other than my parents being here. Maybe to the town like 20-30 minutes away where my boyfriend and friend group are all from? 😅 then have a coast vacation house because I’m rich in this scenario apparently 😆

7. What do you collect?

SO MANY THINGS!!! 😁 Disney pins, regular enamel pins, anything with Zero from the Nightmare Before Christmas, figurines (mostly vinyl collectibles), and sorta legos???

8. Favorite day of the week?

Lately it’s been tuesday because it’s been not only a day off, but date day 🥰

9. Amusement park or concert?

Both would be good! But overall definitely amusement park because that’s more bang for your buck, more things to do and opportunities to talk to the people you go with 💕

10. When was the last time you cried?

Bro with everything going on??? Like last week or smth I don’t even know man 🥲

11. Who took your profile picture?

UHHHH the artist Oingo Boingo commissioned or used the art of? 😅

12. Who's the last person you took a picture of?

One of my friends playing billiards as part of her birthday celebration 🥳

13. What's your favorite season?

Fall! It’s got perfect weather, Halloween, my birthday! What can I say, I’m a spooky bitch 🖤 plus the weather feels coastal, just like one of my favorite places!

14. If you could have any other career?

Oh yes 💀😂 I do enjoy my job, but my absolute dreams are publishing my books someday and writing/creating cartoon shows! The amount of notes I have on them is unreal 😅

15. Who's your celebrity crush?

Who isn’t? 😂 nah jk uhhhh Kim Hongjoong, Paul Rudd, Sabrina Carpenter, Donald Sutherland, Jamie Farr, SZA, Alison Brie, Danny Pudi…you get the idea 😆

16. Are you a good influence?

Generally I think so 😅 people have said I am ☺️😆

17. Does pineapple belong on pizza?

If you like it! I like pineapple so if it’s on pizza I just pull it off so it becomes 𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓹𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓪. I’m neutral on it tbh!

18. You have the remote, what are you watching?

Ooh assuming it’s TV shows only, some choices I’d probably make include The Amazing World of Gumball, Hogan’s Heroes, Avatar: the Last Airbender, M*A*S*H, Family Guy, or Our Flag Means Death 😁

No pressure tagging: @fly-on-my-sweet-angel @scruffydogcreative @letmelickyoureyeballs @peter-newkirks-smolder 😁

Once a year I have to redraw Treasure Planet, its in my soul.

everytime I watch this a fairy gains its wings

hi tumblr this isn’t based on anyone in particular or any recent events,, just some spiderman fanart ! :)

Hii, I'm pretty Much New To Tumblr and I'm Liking the App So Far sooo Here's a Drawing of Barley lightfoot I made on the scene where he came to Ian's School

at least there's alan alda

ponyo, ponyo, ponyo, saka na no ko 🐠🦐

Croissant manatee 🥐

That poor bugle has already been through enough.

I love these two so much they rotate in my head every day

gotta have at LEAST two different drinks on my desk at all times

Made some new girlies :>